Can the wife beat your mum's cooking, need she even try.....

Can the wife beat your mum's cooking, need she even try.....

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QueenBee

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Wednesday 9th April 2014
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Aphex said:
once broke a fork on a crispy pancake that my mother had 'prepared' hehe
Ouch! That made my teeth hurt lol

QueenBee

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Monday 14th April 2014
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I had a first go at cooking for the new man. Thought I would be safe with a bolognaise. Turns out he doesn't like onions his mum picks them out for him lol. Well I am not his mum. He loves cooking so I guess he will be wearing the apron in our household lol



Edited by QueenBee on Tuesday 15th April 06:29

QueenBee

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Tuesday 15th April 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
QueenBee said:
I had a first go at cooking for the new man. Thought I would be safe with a bolognaise. Turns out he doesn't like onions his mum picks them out for him lol. Well I am not his mum. He loves cooking so I guess he will be wearing the apron in our household lol



Edited by QueenBee on Tuesday 15th April 06:29
With respect QB I wouldn't feed that to my dog, but maybe that's your plan all along to get out of the cooking wink
Lol. Sadly it is one of my better efforts. It does depend on the dog. My best friend's chihuahua wouldn't eat that either she has tesco finest ham slices amongst other wonderful things. Why don't you post a pic of your wife's best effort Monkey, and a recipe. I am lucky that he likes cooking and he can cook, also we can afford to go out or take away a few times a week. I doubt we will starve lol.

QueenBee

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Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Mobile Chicane said:
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Mobile Chicane said:
'Jambalaya' is originally a dish made from ham bones and rice by the African slaves of French-extracted plantation owners.

From French we have 'jambon' and 'a la'. From the slave languages we have 'ya', meaning 'rice'.

Anything can go in. So long as there is cured and seasoned pork in some capacity, and rice. I use smoked Polish sausage in mine, chicken, and crayfish from the River Mole.
Made it many times following Jason's recipe
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

That recipe is a corker. I must get trapping.
I agree. I will most certainly try that soon. All those spices scare me though and I don't normally measure anything or follow a recipe.

QueenBee

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Wednesday 16th April 2014
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James_P said:
No chance, my mums Italian
Poor cow. Do you cook?

QueenBee

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Wednesday 16th April 2014
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QueenBee said:
James_P said:
No chance, my mums Italian
Poor cow. Do you cook?
Your wife that is not your mum lol

QueenBee

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Thursday 17th April 2014
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Gandahar said:
My wife's sister once served me the parsons nose for a Christmas meal. Hmmmm

Went there again last year after many years of excuses and I asked for the salt and pepper. They never use it apparently so I was stuffed. They always get a Pizza Hut pizza on Sundays, so that explains it I guess. Don't really care about cooking.

My mum on the over hand is brilliant, even though she is 87. Apart from not being able any more to get the lid off any jar she is still top notch. She had this one book she always uses from the 1930's

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MRS-TUXFORDS-COOKERY-FOR...

No kidding, that book has tips on using gas not coal ! Also it never gives any temps, just tells you a rough guide. And my my mum was still using this book in 2008! She had that book for 70 years. Can you imagine using Jamie Oliver in 2060 still? I do not think so.

I bought her a new copy off ebay in 2010 because her 70 year old copy was getting a bit dog eared. She was so chuffed. It was mint, not pages falling out, top notch. Do you know what, I bet she still uses her old one without telling me wink

Can my wife beat that? No, most of our cookery books remain unread on the shelf. They do have very pretty pictures though.

I salute my mum and other cooks who learnt to make do during the war years and rationing.

They rocked.

And my mum still rocks. I love her dearly even if she infuriates me at times with her old ways.

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Great post. I want that book. Not sure I qualify to own one though lol. It's for the middle classes.

QueenBee

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Thursday 17th April 2014
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DUMBO100 said:
My Mrs is a superb cook and I get a quality meal every night, she's doing king prawns and linguini with chilli tonight. Served with home made garlic bread.

My Mother, was not so good and thought it was acceptable to serve baked beans and salad on the same plate.
Can I just ask, does she work and how many kids have you got? I don't work but that makes no difference to the quality of my meals. In fact, the more time and effort I put in the worse the are!