Can the wife beat your mum's cooking, need she even try.....

Can the wife beat your mum's cooking, need she even try.....

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captainzep

13,305 posts

192 months

Tuesday 8th April 2014
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Both are decent enough cooks, and better bakers. My wife's slow-cooked venison & stilton cobbler is food of the gods. But I tend to do the cooking because I enjoy it so much. I can't bake though.

The real creator of food horror is my mother in law. Sometimes I take pictures of the real 'stand-out' culinary evil. This was a pineapple cake of some kind with a 'sauce'. Mmm. Gateaux de Harry Monk.




Edited by captainzep on Tuesday 8th April 10:18

K50 DEL

9,237 posts

228 months

Tuesday 8th April 2014
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gjf764 said:
They're both crap, that's why I do the cooking
Same here (though it's technically housemate not wife, either way (with the exception of a Sunday Roast) I cook far better than either of them so cooking duties usually fall to me!

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

211 months

Tuesday 8th April 2014
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captainzep said:
Both are decent enough cooks, and better bakers. My wife's slow-cooked venison & stilton cobbler is food of the gods. But I tend to do the cooking because I enjoy it so much. I can't bake though.

The real creator of food horror is my mother in law. Sometimes I take pictures of the real 'stand-out' culinary evil. This was a pineapple cake of some kind with a 'sauce'. Mmm. Gateaux de Harry Monk.




Edited by captainzep on Tuesday 8th April 10:18
Maybe the school diner filth lingers as a masochistic pleasure within me, but that looks rather appealing.

krallicious

4,312 posts

205 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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I'm very lucky that both my mother and my girlfriend are great cooks but they both make completely different foods. My MIL is also very good and comes from a long line of bakers and chefs although she never learnt in a professional capacity.

toon10

6,183 posts

157 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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My mother is a fantastic baker. She can do great cakes, deserts, etc. but her general cooking is over fried and she will only do English food. My other half has a great range of meals she can cook and likes to make food from around the world. I much prefer her cooking.

That said, I have a limited repertoire of meals but they do tend to taste better. I'm much more experimental and my seasoning is great if I do say so myself. Even she conceedes that I get much more flavour out of a dish. She won't do a chilli, stir fry or pulled pork now she's tasted mine as she can't compete. Then again, she can make cakes, home made soups and tackles more complex dishes. She has good timing generally. I'm more the easier to make but pack it full of flavour type of cook.

QueenBee

Original Poster:

423 posts

122 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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Mobile Chicane said:
'Jambalaya' is originally a dish made from ham bones and rice by the African slaves of French-extracted plantation owners.

From French we have 'jambon' and 'a la'. From the slave languages we have 'ya', meaning 'rice'.

Anything can go in. So long as there is cured and seasoned pork in some capacity, and rice. I use smoked Polish sausage in mine, chicken, and crayfish from the River Mole.


Nice will try. I use chorizo in some of mine. Sometimes I use the pork knuckle joint from the Tesco deli counter, but with different spices idea from a neighbour. I think anyone can cook at least one meal well. Delicious variety when cooking for a family two to three times a day is what really makes the difference between being good or bad.

QueenBee

Original Poster:

423 posts

122 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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toon10 said:
My mother is a fantastic baker. She can do great cakes, deserts, etc. but her general cooking is over fried and she will only do English food. My other half has a great range of meals she can cook and likes to make food from around the world. I much prefer her cooking.

That said, I have a limited repertoire of meals but they do tend to taste better. I'm much more experimental and my seasoning is great if I do say so myself. Even she conceedes that I get much more flavour out of a dish. She won't do a chilli, stir fry or pulled pork now she's tasted mine as she can't compete. Then again, she can make cakes, home made soups and tackles more complex dishes. She has good timing generally. I'm more the easier to make but pack it full of flavour type of cook.
Both of you cooking is great as family meals can become samey.

QueenBee

Original Poster:

423 posts

122 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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drivin_me_nuts said:
captainzep said:
Both are decent enough cooks, and better bakers. My wife's slow-cooked venison & stilton cobbler is food of the gods. But I tend to do the cooking because I enjoy it so much. I can't bake though.

The real creator of food horror is my mother in law. Sometimes I take pictures of the real 'stand-out' culinary evil. This was a pineapple cake of some kind with a 'sauce'. Mmm. Gateaux de Harry Monk.




Edited by captainzep on Tuesday 8th April 10:18
Maybe the school diner filth lingers as a masochistic pleasure within me, but that looks rather appealing.
Lol. I thought the same. I have to say the lumps in the icing look dubious. Did you eat this or did it drive you nuts just looking at it.

Aphex

2,160 posts

200 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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once broke a fork on a crispy pancake that my mother had 'prepared' hehe

QueenBee

Original Poster:

423 posts

122 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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Aphex said:
once broke a fork on a crispy pancake that my mother had 'prepared' hehe
Ouch! That made my teeth hurt lol

QueenBee

Original Poster:

423 posts

122 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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I had a first go at cooking for the new man. Thought I would be safe with a bolognaise. Turns out he doesn't like onions his mum picks them out for him lol. Well I am not his mum. He loves cooking so I guess he will be wearing the apron in our household lol



Edited by QueenBee on Tuesday 15th April 06:29

Monkeylegend

26,386 posts

231 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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QueenBee said:
I had a first go at cooking for the new man. Thought I would be safe with a bolognaise. Turns out he doesn't like onions his mum picks them out for him lol. Well I am not his mum. He loves cooking so I guess he will be wearing the apron in our household lol



Edited by QueenBee on Tuesday 15th April 06:29
With respect QB I wouldn't feed that to my dog, but maybe that's your plan all along to get out of the cooking wink

manic47

734 posts

165 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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drivin_me_nuts said:
Maybe the school diner filth lingers as a masochistic pleasure within me, but that looks rather appealing.
Not to me, it looks like one of those dead jellyfish you see washed up on the beach.

QueenBee

Original Poster:

423 posts

122 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
QueenBee said:
I had a first go at cooking for the new man. Thought I would be safe with a bolognaise. Turns out he doesn't like onions his mum picks them out for him lol. Well I am not his mum. He loves cooking so I guess he will be wearing the apron in our household lol



Edited by QueenBee on Tuesday 15th April 06:29
With respect QB I wouldn't feed that to my dog, but maybe that's your plan all along to get out of the cooking wink
Lol. Sadly it is one of my better efforts. It does depend on the dog. My best friend's chihuahua wouldn't eat that either she has tesco finest ham slices amongst other wonderful things. Why don't you post a pic of your wife's best effort Monkey, and a recipe. I am lucky that he likes cooking and he can cook, also we can afford to go out or take away a few times a week. I doubt we will starve lol.

Mobile Chicane

20,825 posts

212 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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QueenBee said:
I had a first go at cooking for the new man. Thought I would be safe with a bolognaise. Turns out he doesn't like onions his mum picks them out for him lol. Well I am not his mum. He loves cooking so I guess he will be wearing the apron in our household lol



Edited by QueenBee on Tuesday 15th April 06:29
That looks perfectly ok, it just needed cooking longer.

I cook my spag bog sauce in the slow cooker. Eight hours on low. It should be dark and inscrutable when it's done.

Cotty

39,539 posts

284 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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Mobile Chicane said:
'Jambalaya' is originally a dish made from ham bones and rice by the African slaves of French-extracted plantation owners.

From French we have 'jambon' and 'a la'. From the slave languages we have 'ya', meaning 'rice'.

Anything can go in. So long as there is cured and seasoned pork in some capacity, and rice. I use smoked Polish sausage in mine, chicken, and crayfish from the River Mole.
Made it many times following Jason's recipe
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...


Mobile Chicane

20,825 posts

212 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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Cotty said:
Mobile Chicane said:
'Jambalaya' is originally a dish made from ham bones and rice by the African slaves of French-extracted plantation owners.

From French we have 'jambon' and 'a la'. From the slave languages we have 'ya', meaning 'rice'.

Anything can go in. So long as there is cured and seasoned pork in some capacity, and rice. I use smoked Polish sausage in mine, chicken, and crayfish from the River Mole.
Made it many times following Jason's recipe
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

That recipe is a corker. I must get trapping.

James_P

349 posts

180 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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No chance, my mums Italian

FatSumo

15,077 posts

169 months

Tuesday 15th April 2014
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gjf764 said:
They're both crap, that's why I do the cooking
yes

My wife can't even prepare plain pasta frown

Good thing that I love cooking biggrin

QueenBee

Original Poster:

423 posts

122 months

Wednesday 16th April 2014
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Mobile Chicane said:
Cotty said:
Mobile Chicane said:
'Jambalaya' is originally a dish made from ham bones and rice by the African slaves of French-extracted plantation owners.

From French we have 'jambon' and 'a la'. From the slave languages we have 'ya', meaning 'rice'.

Anything can go in. So long as there is cured and seasoned pork in some capacity, and rice. I use smoked Polish sausage in mine, chicken, and crayfish from the River Mole.
Made it many times following Jason's recipe
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

That recipe is a corker. I must get trapping.
I agree. I will most certainly try that soon. All those spices scare me though and I don't normally measure anything or follow a recipe.