Coke bottles with (other) people's names on them.

[Mr Trophy]

Adenauer said:

Mr Trophy said:

Tunku said:

Well, I don't want someone elses coke in my mouth...

Can I just be the first to admit, I said cock and not coke....

Did you mean to say 'I read', rather than 'I' said'?

Nope, reading out aloud

[anonymous-user]

Even harder for me, my name is Michael Caine

[BHC]

If anyone finds a Vladimir, I want it.

[Silverbullet767]

Mr Trophy said:

Adenauer said:

Mr Trophy said:

Tunku said:

Well, I don't want someone elses coke in my mouth...

Can I just be the first to admit, I said cock and not coke....

Did you mean to say 'I read', rather than 'I' said'?

Nope, reading out aloud

Poor thing, it's the only way he knows how...

[Adenauer]

BHC said:

If anyone finds a Vladimir, I want it.

What would you putin it?

[Olivero]

Coke says you can chose from 500,000 first names.

https://www.mycoca-cola.com/uk/coke/index.html

[BHC]

Adenauer said:

BHC said:

If anyone finds a Vladimir, I want it.

What would you putin it?

Not sure, but when I find out where to get one I'll be Russian to the shop.

[Olivero]

[Hoofy]

Olivero said:

Coke says you can chose from 500,000 first names.

https://www.mycoca-cola.com/uk/coke/index.html

Very disappointed to see it doesn't have my name.

-Pepsi

[HQ2]

Hoofy said:

Very disappointed to see it doesn't have my name.

-Pepsi

and Shirlie you can't be serious?

[anonymous-user]

It was novel for about the first week when the 'names in coke cans/bottles' thing started, but now it's just boring.

I don't even look at the names anymore when I purchase one.

I was drinking a can of diet coke at my desk this week when the girl who sits opposite me started laughing about the fact that it said 'Dad' on the can.

The other girls around me started joking that it was a sign and said I would be rushing home after work to impregnate my girlfriend.

I didn't even know you could get cans with Dad on hem, but apparently the range has expanded to include such gems as 'Bro' as well...

[Rich_W]

NinjaPower said:

It was novel for about the first week when the 'names in coke cans/bottles' thing started, but now it's just boring.

I don't even look at the names anymore when I purchase one.

I was drinking a can of diet coke at my desk this week when the girl who sits opposite me started laughing about the fact that it said 'Dad' on the can.

The other girls around me started joking that it was a sign and said I would be rushing home after work to impregnate my girlfriend.

I didn't even know you could get cans with Dad on hem, but apparently the range has expanded to include such gems as 'Bro' as well...

A while ago my mum noticed the bottle I had in the kitchen said "Dad" on it. Cue a grumble about how "you like him more than me" My Dad tbf was completely uninterested in this complaint

When I bought the bottle I suspected this may happen. I got another one with "Mum" on to head it off.

[AlasdairMc]

Purely by chance, my sister picked up a Luke one for me and a Leah for her at the same time- she wouldn't have got the Star Wars reference but I did immediately.

[Pommygranite]

I had a Kit Kat with my ex's name on it.

[Hoofy]

Pommygranite said:

I had a Kit Kat with my ex's name on it.

You dated a lass called Nestlé??

[Hoofy]

AlasdairMc said:

Purely by chance, my sister picked up a Luke one for me and a Leah for her at the same time- she wouldn't have got the Star Wars reference but I did immediately.

She isn't also your father is she?

[smn159]

Pommygranite said:

I had a Kit Kat with my ex's name on it.

Emulsifier?

[Butter Face]

Pommygranite said:

I had a Kit Kat with my ex's name on it.

I had a girlfriend called Kat once too, Spooky.

[TheInternet]

smn159 said:

Pommygranite said:

I had a Kit Kat with my ex's name on it.

Emulsifier?

Good effort, but the correct answers were 'Chunky' or 'Four finger'.

[soad]

mgtony said:

HMSGinola said:

Buy a pepsi then you miserable git.

But they say Max on them.

True.