rant - Mayonnaise WTF!!!
Discussion
What the feck is it with mayonnaise on everything?
The choice of just about every fecking sandwich or salad option! (not that I opt for the salad, I'm not limp wristed!)
But for sandwiches, there is the choice of fecking mayonnaise flavoured chicken, fecking mayonnaise flavoured beef, fecking mayonnaise flavoured prawn....etc. et.f'ing.c.
Went in to a local sandwich shop at lunch time today and asked for a PLAIN chicken, lettuce and tomato sandwich in a brown bun.
They made it and wrapped it up....I checked through the wrapping before paying but could see no evidence of a mis-order.....but now on opening the fecking thing I see fecking mayonnaise all over the chicken, which has also infiltrated the lettuce and tomato.....for FECK SAKE!
Why do we have to specify not to have mayonnaise on stuff when we order....why is mayonnaise no longer on the option list for those that wish to have it instead of it being fecking mandatory!!!!
Those fecking french and their fecking additions to the food industry!!!
You can see how my day has been going so far for me to rant about fecking mayonnaise !
Bring on 6pm!
The choice of just about every fecking sandwich or salad option! (not that I opt for the salad, I'm not limp wristed!)
But for sandwiches, there is the choice of fecking mayonnaise flavoured chicken, fecking mayonnaise flavoured beef, fecking mayonnaise flavoured prawn....etc. et.f'ing.c.
Went in to a local sandwich shop at lunch time today and asked for a PLAIN chicken, lettuce and tomato sandwich in a brown bun.
They made it and wrapped it up....I checked through the wrapping before paying but could see no evidence of a mis-order.....but now on opening the fecking thing I see fecking mayonnaise all over the chicken, which has also infiltrated the lettuce and tomato.....for FECK SAKE!
Why do we have to specify not to have mayonnaise on stuff when we order....why is mayonnaise no longer on the option list for those that wish to have it instead of it being fecking mandatory!!!!
Those fecking french and their fecking additions to the food industry!!!
You can see how my day has been going so far for me to rant about fecking mayonnaise !
Bring on 6pm!
BoRED S2upid said:
Whoa! Who puts mayo with beef? Name and Shame as that's disgusting the filthy animals.
I do; there is a local butchers near work and they do a fantastic rare beef bap, if my colleague goes on the "bap run" he refuses to ask for mine to have mayonnaise in.I absolutely love mayonnaise.
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