rant - Mayonnaise WTF!!!

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AA999

Original Poster:

5,180 posts

216 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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What the feck is it with mayonnaise on everything?
The choice of just about every fecking sandwich or salad option! (not that I opt for the salad, I'm not limp wristed!)

But for sandwiches, there is the choice of fecking mayonnaise flavoured chicken, fecking mayonnaise flavoured beef, fecking mayonnaise flavoured prawn....etc. et.f'ing.c.

Went in to a local sandwich shop at lunch time today and asked for a PLAIN chicken, lettuce and tomato sandwich in a brown bun.
They made it and wrapped it up....I checked through the wrapping before paying but could see no evidence of a mis-order.....but now on opening the fecking thing I see fecking mayonnaise all over the chicken, which has also infiltrated the lettuce and tomato.....for FECK SAKE!

Why do we have to specify not to have mayonnaise on stuff when we order....why is mayonnaise no longer on the option list for those that wish to have it instead of it being fecking mandatory!!!!

Those fecking french and their fecking additions to the food industry!!!


You can see how my day has been going so far for me to rant about fecking mayonnaise !
Bring on 6pm!


Battyfine

342 posts

177 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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I feel your pain. It does leave even supermarket sandwiches somewhat limited.

morgs_

1,663 posts

186 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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3/10

No inventive use of the English language, didn't even provoke the PH filter.

MrMoonyMan

2,582 posts

210 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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I'm no fan. But if it's not on my dipstick I'll not complain..

ewenm

28,506 posts

244 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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Purity14 said:
fking hellmann.
rofl

Mr Roper

12,985 posts

193 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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heheclap

EmmaJ

4,525 posts

145 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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ewenm said:
Purity14 said:
fking hellmann.
rofl
Have another rofl

OP I feel your pain I hate mayo too frown

vx220

2,689 posts

233 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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Mayo is condiment of the gods!

(not for fish finger sandwiches, of course. Only salad cream will do for the mighty ffs!!!)

markiii

3,560 posts

193 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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it allows them to use smaller sttier meat/fish and still make the sandwich look full

BoRED S2upid

19,641 posts

239 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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Whoa! Who puts mayo with beef? Name and Shame as that's disgusting the filthy animals. Chicken, tuna, egg, prawn ok but beef!!!

Sammo123

2,103 posts

180 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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BoRED S2upid said:
Whoa! Who puts mayo with beef? Name and Shame as that's disgusting the filthy animals. Chicken, tuna, egg, prawn ok but beef!!!
Corned beef, mayo and cucumber sandwiches are gooooood!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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AA999 said:
fecking mayonnaise !
You'll get sticky, doing that.

simoid

19,772 posts

157 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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Quite sure this was on 5 Live's moan in or equivalent a few weeks (months?) ago...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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EmmaJ said:
mayo
Well, at least we got in several posts before Americanese reared its ugly head.

It's mayonnaise, you 'tard...hehe

HarryFlatters

4,203 posts

211 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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I like mayonnaise.

Especially on chips lick

HTP99

22,441 posts

139 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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BoRED S2upid said:
Whoa! Who puts mayo with beef? Name and Shame as that's disgusting the filthy animals.
I do; there is a local butchers near work and they do a fantastic rare beef bap, if my colleague goes on the "bap run" he refuses to ask for mine to have mayonnaise in.

I absolutely love mayonnaise.

calibrax

4,788 posts

210 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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Mayonnaise on beef is a HUGE no-no. Horseradish or nothing.

EmmaJ

4,525 posts

145 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
EmmaJ said:
mayo
Well, at least we got in several posts before Americanese reared its ugly head.

It's mayonnaise, you 'tard...hehe
Call it what you like all I know is I flippin' hate the stuff yuck

LordGrover

33,531 posts

211 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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calibrax said:
Mayonnaise on beef is a HUGE no-no. Horseradish or nothing.
Horseradish if hot.
English mustard if cold.
Mayonnaise never.

Shaoxter

4,048 posts

123 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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Mayonnaise is good with pretty much everything. Especially if it's full fat smile

Always used to have chips with ketchup but switched to mayonnaise after watching Pulp Fiction... (and going to Belgium)