rant - Mayonnaise WTF!!!
Discussion
Shaoxter said:
Mayonnaise is good with pretty much everything. Especially if it's full fat 
Always used to have chips with ketchup but switched to mayonnaise after watching Pulp Fiction... (and going to Belgium)
God damn Belgians love the stuff personally I'd like some fries with the mayo and ketchup nobody needs that much sauce. Always used to have chips with ketchup but switched to mayonnaise after watching Pulp Fiction... (and going to Belgium)
AA999 said:
What the feck is it with mayonnaise on everything?
The choice of just about every fecking sandwich or salad option!
But for sandwiches, there is the choice of fecking mayonnaise flavoured chicken, fecking mayonnaise flavoured beef, fecking mayonnaise flavoured prawn....etc. et.f'ing.c.
Went in to a local sandwich shop at lunch time today and asked for a PLAIN chicken, lettuce and tomato sandwich in a brown bun.
They made it and wrapped it up....I checked through the wrapping before paying but could see no evidence of a mis-order.....but now on opening the fecking thing I see fecking mayonnaise all over the chicken, which has also infiltrated the lettuce and tomato.....for FECK SAKE!
Why do we have to specify not to have mayonnaise on stuff when we order....why is mayonnaise no longer on the option list for those that wish to have it instead of it being fecking mandatory!!!!
Those fecking french and their fecking additions to the food industry!!!
You can see how my day has been going so far for me to rant about fecking mayonnaise !
Bring on 6pm!
The choice of just about every fecking sandwich or salad option!
But for sandwiches, there is the choice of fecking mayonnaise flavoured chicken, fecking mayonnaise flavoured beef, fecking mayonnaise flavoured prawn....etc. et.f'ing.c.
Went in to a local sandwich shop at lunch time today and asked for a PLAIN chicken, lettuce and tomato sandwich in a brown bun.
They made it and wrapped it up....I checked through the wrapping before paying but could see no evidence of a mis-order.....but now on opening the fecking thing I see fecking mayonnaise all over the chicken, which has also infiltrated the lettuce and tomato.....for FECK SAKE!
Why do we have to specify not to have mayonnaise on stuff when we order....why is mayonnaise no longer on the option list for those that wish to have it instead of it being fecking mandatory!!!!
Those fecking french and their fecking additions to the food industry!!!
You can see how my day has been going so far for me to rant about fecking mayonnaise !
Bring on 6pm!
Purity14 said:
H22observer said:
"I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes, saying eh-oh, f
king mayo"
- Taio Cruz
There was a distinct lack of mayo related jokes, i tried to start some off...un successfully!king mayo"- Taio Cruz
Im glad you arrived at the party. I enjoyed it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDAtHyRL6iA&fe...
I feel your pain OP. Always have to search for sandwiches without the horrible stuff. It's like they have a pigeon specially trained to take a dump on the bread...vile stuff.
And it really boils my p*ss they lather the stuff over burgers unless you specifically tell them not to....RANT !!!
And relax....
And it really boils my p*ss they lather the stuff over burgers unless you specifically tell them not to....RANT !!!
And relax....
I'm going to defend the mighty mayonnaise.
In fact i'm sick of being discriminated against at the likes of Burger King, by being required to PAY for a sachet of mayo, when all around me, unopened FREE packets of ketchup are being cleared from tables and slung in the bin. If they didn't give out so much free ketchup to go to waste, there'd be no need to charge for the mayo.
And at festivals, the caterers need to keep those dispensers TOPPED THE F**K UP! I'm fed up with getting a large portion of chips, with the sole intention of going for some 'Pommes Mayo' BAOR 'good old days' nostalgia, and finding that there's no fking mayo in the dispenser. wkers.
And what the hell is going on when you walk into a cafe or restaurant and ask for mayo and they say "we don't got none of that"? The worst one was in a Burger King in Guildford. "Can I have some mayonnaise for my chips please?" I asked. "We're all out of mayonnaise" says the girl behind the counter. So I peeled back the top of my Chicken Royale, and asked her to explain the white sauce-like substance bonding the lettuce to the chicken. "Oh we have it in the kitchen, but not out front" she replies. But she wouldn't have any of it, when I suggested she might just fetch some from the kitchen. Hell, I could even see the kitchen dispenser, full of the stuff. But no, that was 'special' kitchen mayo, and the sachets for customers were "all gone".
I bloody love mayonnaise. But whoever it was that said it should never go on beef was right. On burgers, maybe, but not on proper roast beef. There are three choices for beef - horseradish, ENGLISH mustard, or nothing at all...
In fact i'm sick of being discriminated against at the likes of Burger King, by being required to PAY for a sachet of mayo, when all around me, unopened FREE packets of ketchup are being cleared from tables and slung in the bin. If they didn't give out so much free ketchup to go to waste, there'd be no need to charge for the mayo.
And at festivals, the caterers need to keep those dispensers TOPPED THE F**K UP! I'm fed up with getting a large portion of chips, with the sole intention of going for some 'Pommes Mayo' BAOR 'good old days' nostalgia, and finding that there's no f
king mayo in the dispenser. wkers.And what the hell is going on when you walk into a cafe or restaurant and ask for mayo and they say "we don't got none of that"? The worst one was in a Burger King in Guildford. "Can I have some mayonnaise for my chips please?" I asked. "We're all out of mayonnaise" says the girl behind the counter. So I peeled back the top of my Chicken Royale, and asked her to explain the white sauce-like substance bonding the lettuce to the chicken. "Oh we have it in the kitchen, but not out front" she replies. But she wouldn't have any of it, when I suggested she might just fetch some from the kitchen. Hell, I could even see the kitchen dispenser, full of the stuff. But no, that was 'special' kitchen mayo, and the sachets for customers were "all gone".
I bloody love mayonnaise. But whoever it was that said it should never go on beef was right. On burgers, maybe, but not on proper roast beef. There are three choices for beef - horseradish, ENGLISH mustard, or nothing at all...
yellowjack !! - noooooo
To the back of the room, face the wall and don't speak until spoken to!
KFC, McD's and burger king are not 'restaurants' are they?
I know that americans think they are, but us more developed sophisticated Europeans? Surely not!
Maybe its these fecking americans I should be pointing the finger at and not the fecking French and Spanish or which ever fecking island invented the shyte!
Its been a few days since my 'mayo' encounter and I'm still getting hot under the collar about it.
To the back of the room, face the wall and don't speak until spoken to!
KFC, McD's and burger king are not 'restaurants' are they?
I know that americans think they are, but us more developed sophisticated Europeans? Surely not!
Maybe its these fecking americans I should be pointing the finger at and not the fecking French and Spanish or which ever fecking island invented the shyte!
Its been a few days since my 'mayo' encounter and I'm still getting hot under the collar about it.
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