Now wash your hands

[Issi]

I saw a product recently, it was essentially a hook on the back of loo doors that you could use by putting your forearm in, instead of pulling with your hand.
Quite a good idea.

[DocJock]

ANOther - Winston, at Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.

Churchill - At Harrow they taught us to not piss on our hands.


Your cock is no less hygienic than any other part of your body and considerably cleaner than your hands or face.

[steveo3002]

DocJock said:

Your cock is no less hygienic than any other part of your body and considerably cleaner than your hands or face.

speak for yourself lol

[227bhp]

steveo3002 said:

227bhp said:

Hygiene is a very strange, contradictive and personal thing, I wonder how those claiming to be so fastidious manage when kissing, shaking hands or even having sex. Do you put the willing partner through a high temp antibacterial wash before touching them?
I bet that goes down well.

you can choose who have sex with though

You can. One would presume a carefully washed blow up doll to be cleaner than any human.

[TheAllSeeingPie]

227bhp said:

steveo3002 said:

227bhp said:

Hygiene is a very strange, contradictive and personal thing, I wonder how those claiming to be so fastidious manage when kissing, shaking hands or even having sex. Do you put the willing partner through a high temp antibacterial wash before touching them?
I bet that goes down well.

you can choose who have sex with though

You can. One would presume a carefully washed blow up doll to be cleaner than any human.

Neither of you two are married then. Sometimes you're stuck with your choices

[Sheepshanks]

DocJock said:

Your cock is no less hygienic than any other part of your body and considerably cleaner than your hands or face.

I remember being told as apprentices to wash our hands before going to the toilet.

[HoHoHo]

Brother of an old work colleague wouldn't go down on a girl unless he could smell her vag from her belly button.

I'm guessing he has no problem with either dirty toilets or people making sandwiches with latex gloves that have handled money

[227bhp]

TheAllSeeingPie said:

227bhp said:

steveo3002 said:

227bhp said:

Hygiene is a very strange, contradictory and personal thing, I wonder how those claiming to be so fastidious manage when kissing, shaking hands or even having sex. Do you put the willing partner through a high temp antibacterial wash before touching them?
I bet that goes down well.

you can choose who have sex with though

You can. One would presume a carefully washed blow up doll to be cleaner than any human.

Neither of you two are married then. Sometimes you're stuck with your choices

Ultimately you've always got a choice, whether it's relationships or hygiene.
I've been out with women who get showered in the morning and then at night, i've been with some who think it's ok to shower in the morning, go to work for the day then get into bed with me at night without having another shower - no thanks. A few words were spoken and as you can imagine it didn't go down too well, but after the smoke had cleared (and i'd come out of hospital) it was ok.
Yet none of the examples of what people in this thread think is dirty would have phased me at all.
I'm with Docjock and his cock, I had a shower and a good wash this morning, my cock has been curled up in my clean underwear so why should I wash my hands when I've touched it? I'm going to pick up more bacteria from a door handle.
I know plenty of people who let their animals on the bed, kitchen worktops, chairs/settee, lick their (humans) food bowls, faces etc, now that to me is filthy as I was brought up with pets living and sleeping in their own places (floor, basket etc) and they lick their own genitalia, arses aswell as sniffing others arses etc so i'm not having one of those licking my face thanks just as well as I don't want to be sitting on a sofa/working on a worktop where one has been sat or walking. It would be too easy for me to touch my face or eat some food afterwards etc.

If someone comes into my office when they're full of cold I send them out, I know there is an 85% chance I'm going to catch it and suffer from it for the next week or two if I don't - this makes sense to me.
Domestos claims to kill 99% of the germs from under the toilet rim. So what? I use it to relieve myself, not eat a pizza from it

[crankedup]

steveo3002 said:

i just wish toilets could have doors you can push open with your foot , you can stand there and scrub your hands and then have to touch the minging handle that all the dirty buggers have smeared filth on lol

I'm not Howard Hughes MK2, but I always without exception never touch a public toilet door handle. Always use my elbow and push door with my back or side. Bit of paranoia maybe.

[Type R Tom]

crankedup said:

steveo3002 said:

i just wish toilets could have doors you can push open with your foot , you can stand there and scrub your hands and then have to touch the minging handle that all the dirty buggers have smeared filth on lol

I'm not Howard Hughes MK2, but I always without exception never touch a public toilet door handle. Always use my elbow and push door with my back or side. Bit of paranoia maybe.

Pub near me has a foot pedal that opens a door you would need to pull after going to the toilet, quite a clever idea I thought.