WARNING: Aldi Sugar-Free Fruit Sweets

WARNING: Aldi Sugar-Free Fruit Sweets

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AmiableChimp

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3,674 posts

237 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Just thought i'd do my bit for public service and share a warning with you all.

We drove from Edinburgh down to Cornwall earlier this year on holiday.

We decided to buy some snacks for the journey, and whilst perusing the wonderful world of our local Aldi, I happened upon various wee packets of fruit flavoured, hard boiled sweets - perfect for sooking on the way down the motorway.

What I failed to read on the side of the packet was a warning "May cause laxative effects".

Well, I can safely say that is the understatement of the century.

I munched on a packet of these as we headed down south, there are around 16 sweets in a packet, and by the time we decided to stop at a motorway services, I must had eaten around 10 of the wee buggers.

The first I knew all was not well was walking to the coffee shop with Mrs Chimp and Chimp Jr.

I'll be back in a minute I said as I headed towards the gents toilets - not the nicest of experience in a motorway services at the best of times but this was on another level.

As soon as I relieved the pressure, it was like someone had replaced my arse with a hosepipe - man, I never knew the human body could hold that much water! I began to panic that I would not be able to continue with the rest of our journey, or that I may run out of toilet paper and be stuck there forever more.

Eventually things subsided and I was able to regain some composure and return to my family who were a little bit concerned about how long I had been away for.

I told them what had happened, and they did find it a bit funny so it was all good.

We resumed the rest of our journey towards Cornwall...and I had another packed of the sweets in my door pocket.

Now being a)a software tester, and b)a wee bit of a sweetie addict, you can guess what happened next. Surely that must have been a coincidence? There's no way only 10 of those sweets had that kind of impact, surely?

So I had another 10 or so.

We arrived at our holiday cottage rental and the first place I had to visit was our ensuite bathroom - luckily I was able t hold off untili the wee lady who was showing us the place left.

Man alive, same again, although this time I swear it was worse! So glad the booking came with spare toilet roll supplies.

On checking, I found that these sweets contain acesulfame-k which by all accounts is not a very nice artificial sweetener at all.

So, if you find yourself in Aldi and fancy some hard boiled sweets, please do yourself a favour and step away from the sugar free ones - you might just live to regret it (or wish you hadn't).

Then again, if you need to lose some weight quickly, bash on buddy, what's the worst that could happen? biggrin

jmorgan

36,010 posts

284 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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I understand sugar free gummy bears from another manufacturer have the same effect? Interesting reading the comments on amazon for these.
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bear...


I never bother with sugar free or looks like butter etc.

21TonyK

11,519 posts

209 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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From what I remember working with a couple of pharmaceutical and confectionary companies quite a few artificial sweeteners are also laxative. I was warned off anything that ended in 'tol .

condor

8,837 posts

248 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Those sweets were probably meant for diabetics. My Mum was a diabetic and most (if not all) sweets/chocolates meant for diabetics had a laxative effect. She only had one or two per day biggrin

tr7v8

7,192 posts

228 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Yup had the same issue with the Aldi sweets, taste lovely but go straight through!

Dogwatch

6,228 posts

222 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Sorry to hear of your big-end probs wink but isn't 20 sweets on a journey going it a bit?

Hoofy

76,351 posts

282 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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No need for a warning. Most (all?) sweeteners have a laxative effect.

jimmyjimjim

7,339 posts

238 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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jmorgan said:
I understand sugar free gummy bears from another manufacturer have the same effect? Interesting reading the comments on amazon for these.
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bear...


I never bother with sugar free or looks like butter etc.
I particularly liked the advertising banner directly above the review:

"Discover beautiful things on Amazon, updated daily".

m8rky

2,090 posts

159 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Only this week saw a thing which said, fat free or sugar free should just read chemical st storm. Literally in this case it seems.

Sharted

2,630 posts

143 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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I knew exactly what this would be about from reading the title.

I've had the same effect from sugar free sweets from M&S and the sweetie stall in the market.

Reminded me of Picolax.

BoRED S2upid

19,692 posts

240 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Never had any side effects for me.

Dgr90

168 posts

132 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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I had to pull over on the m4 at for a mate that ate a whole packet of (possibly) these. They were hard boiled sweets, from Aldi, so might be the same. I have never seen anyone go from ''how far is the next services?'' to ''Honestly mate, please pull over, now'' so quickly.

kowalski655

14,639 posts

143 months

Monday 31st August 2015
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Sharted said:
I knew exactly what this would be about from reading the title.

I've had the same effect from sugar free sweets from M&S and the sweetie stall in the market.

Reminded me of Picolax.
Apt user name then biggrin

Had some sugar free mints ages ago, was on the bus back to work and they started "working" eek Had to walk to the office from the bus stop with very clenched buttocks! Never again.

AlexRS2782

8,043 posts

213 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Sharted said:
Reminded me of Picolax.
hehe Yep. My experience of being given Picolax a couple of years ago for a procedure was enough to ensure that I would never consume sweets / foods that contained high percentages of certain artificial sweeteners again, as I didn't want to experience that day of preparation hell once more eek

Saying that though, maybe the NHS could be onto a winner with a cheaper alternative to Picolax based on the OP's post hehe

AmiableChimp

Original Poster:

3,674 posts

237 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Dogwatch said:
Sorry to hear of your big-end probs wink but isn't 20 sweets on a journey going it a bit?
In my defence, it was over a 7 hour journey biggrin

944fan

4,962 posts

185 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Sorbitol is used a sugar alternative but gives you Montezuma's revenge.

A lot of sugar free stuff these days uses Xylitol and stevia as that doesn't have the side effect of making your arse feel like the Bonanza map.

Funny story though

cirian75

4,260 posts

233 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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be careful, you may blow out your "O" ring next time.

No Bend

591 posts

122 months

Tuesday 1st September 2015
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Phenolanoline (or something like that) does the same. Mate went to America and saw the warning 'May cause anal leakage' far too late.

Atmospheric

5,305 posts

208 months

Friday 4th September 2015
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Bowl splattering sweets eh?

Robbiebgc

28 posts

89 months

Sunday 1st November 2020
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Thread revival
Just ate a full packet on a 2 hour drive and can confirm the recipe is still the same 😂