Just ate a mouldy sausage roll. Consequences?

[MitchT]

Mastodon2 said:

How the fk did you not notice that?

I was reading Pistonheads while I was eating it but looked down when the pastry stared disintegrating as I neared the last couple of mouthfuls. Then I noticed!

[MitchT]

HarryW said:

I don't know why and it's probably unfair to the OP, but I have a vision of Homer Simpson munching his way through the sausage roll exclaiming Doh as he notices the mould just before the last bite and then proceeds to roll around the sofa in his dying throws...

Love it

[mybrainhurts]

MitchT said:

HarryW said:

I don't know why and it's probably unfair to the OP, but I have a vision of Homer Simpson munching his way through the sausage roll exclaiming Doh as he notices the mould just before the last bite and then proceeds to roll around the sofa in his dying throws...

Love it

You won't...

[Hoover.]

Bad luck... I had a mate called Mitch he died from some "off" corned beef (seriously) .... you are doomed

[hidetheelephants]

Mastodon2 said:

How the fk did you not notice that?

What he said. I've no idea what sausage roll mould tastes like, but if it's anything like bread mould it's definitely noticeable as soon as you chomp down on it.

[technodup]

You'll be fine. People bang on about raw chicken being bad for you but I accidently ate a box of raw chicken goujons recently and I was fine. They were breaded so I assumed they were cooked. A bit soft and squidgy but I didn't think anything of it until I noticed the wrapping afterwards. They tasted the same.

They say if it smells OK it should be OK. Can't be that bad if it didn't whiff.

[calibrax]

Leave the poor OP alone. He discovered that what he thought was going to be a tasty snack was in fact a fungus infested potential deathtrap, and naturally such a discovery would cause the bottom to fall out of anyone's world. And later on, no doubt, the world will fall out of the OP's bottom...

[hman]

Major sts, stomach cramps, possibly bleeding out of your arse, vomiting - wailing, gnashing of teeth.

All pretty biblical really.

Enjoy.

[Stu R]

But hey at least you'll save a few quid on Christmas cards this year

[otolith]

Bit odd that the middle went mouldy before the pastry - how old was it?

[Pints]

MitchT said:

I was reading Pistonheads while I was eating it but looked down when the pastry stared disintegrating as I neared the last couple of mouthfuls. Then I noticed!

Let this be the wake-up call you needed to always pay close attention of what you're putting in your mouth.

Alright, sailor?

[Robertj21a]

Clearly, reading Pistonheads can be a dangerous activity. Take care !

[cirian75]

[mybrainhurts]

He's gone quiet.

What's betting his sausage did an alienesque eruption through his gut and disappeared over the horizon at the speed of sound?

[otolith]

mybrainhurts said:

What's betting his sausage did an alienesque eruption through his gut and disappeared over the horizon at the speed of sound?

Quite likely it exited some part of his body at high velocity.

[BoRED S2upid]

MitchT said:

Still alive. No ill effects yet.

I took a photo (of the bit I hadn't eaten by the time I noticed) for posterity ...

Probably improved the taste!

[RVVUNM]

OP, are you still with us?

[cirian75]

I am reminded of the scene in Bad Grandpa were Johny Knoxvillie sharted

[BoRED S2upid]

technodup said:

You'll be fine. People bang on about raw chicken being bad for you but I accidently ate a box of raw chicken goujons recently and I was fine. They were breaded so I assumed they were cooked. A bit soft and squidgy but I didn't think anything of it until I noticed the wrapping afterwards. They tasted the same.

They say if it smells OK it should be OK. Can't be that bad if it didn't whiff.

Were they reformed chicken? If so then that has been cooked mechanically stripped from a chicken formed into shapes, cooked and breaded.

[slybynight]

Think I read it here but it seems apt....

When you say the word "Poop" your mouth makes the same shape as your bum hole when you do it.

The same can be said for "explosive diarrhea"