Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[anonymous-user]

Soov535 said:

Wonder if there are any leftovers. It's what he would have wanted.

[rsbmw]

Incoming, never tried this place before but good reviews and 20% off over £25 sealed the deal.

Pcs. Name Description Unit Price Total
1 X . Jalfrezi (Chicken Tikka) Prepared with green chillies, onions, capsicums & spice - £6.20 £6.20
1 X . Keema Pilau Rice () - £2.50 £2.50
1 X . Puri () - £1.05 £1.05
1 X . Coriander Naan () - £2.00 £2.00
1 X . Chips () - £1.70 £1.70
1 X . Balti (Lamb) These dishes prepared from exotic blend of spices, fresh herbs with onion, capsicum, tomatoes & coriander. We take this privilege to cooked these dishes as per your taste that is mild, medium OR hot - £6.80 £6.80
1 X . Masala Murgh () Strips of tandoori chicken cooked with mince lamb, almond & masala paste - £6.40 £6.40
Card fee: £0.50
Restaurant discount: -£5.33
Delivery price: £0.00

Total: £21.82

[giblet]

Justabluebadge said:

Naughty, naughty. Claiming a five star food hygiene rating on the menu.

Sneaky! I've eaten at plenty of places rated 1 though and I'm fine.


Well as fine as I'll ever be

[JKRolling]

rsbmw said:

Incoming, never tried this place before but good reviews and 20% off over £25 sealed the deal.

Pcs. Name Description Unit Price Total
1 X . Jalfrezi (Chicken Tikka) Prepared with green chillies, onions, capsicums & spice - £6.20 £6.20
1 X . Keema Pilau Rice () - £2.50 £2.50
1 X . Puri () - £1.05 £1.05
1 X . Coriander Naan () - £2.00 £2.00
1 X . Chips () - £1.70 £1.70
1 X . Balti (Lamb) These dishes prepared from exotic blend of spices, fresh herbs with onion, capsicum, tomatoes & coriander. We take this privilege to cooked these dishes as per your taste that is mild, medium OR hot - £6.80 £6.80
1 X . Masala Murgh () Strips of tandoori chicken cooked with mince lamb, almond & masala paste - £6.40 £6.40
Card fee: £0.50
Restaurant discount: -£5.33
Delivery price: £0.00

Total: £21.82

Seems cheap. Hope its good and all for you!

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on its way...............


Transaction no.
Pcs. Name Description Unit Price Total
____________________________________
1 X . Onion Dhal Bhaji () - £2.75 £2.75
1 X . North Indian Garlic Chilli (Chicken) Hot & spicy to taste steam cooked in a chilli garlic sauce & garnished with fresh coriander
Hot & spicy - £6.95 £6.95
+Green Chillies £0.00
1 X . Tikka Masala (Chicken) Sweet dish cooked with a whole variety of herbs & spices to give a rich yet mild flavoursome dish
Mild - £6.95 £6.95
1 X . Saag Chana (Side) Chickpeas & spinach - £2.95 £2.95
1 X . Special Naan () Garlic keema & coriander - £3.50 £3.50
1 X . Tandoori Mixed Grill () Served with naan bread - £8.50 £8.50
Card fee: £0.00
Delivery price: £0.00
____________________________________
Total: £31.60

[craigjm]

Cotty said:

Nope not allowed, get posting.

By the way you can just hit the watch button at the top or bottom of the thread.

I have been on here for years and have never realised that!

[anonymous-user]

Some of you chaps must be lardy fkers

Bloody good efforts though. I am inspired to try something similar...

[BrabusMog]

I thought I has posted this last night, but I was clearly too drunk!

[Moulder]

Pancake roll, beef chowmein, chicken balls from the worlds largest chicken, plastic fork, all served on a Travelodge desk...



Still tasted good this morning.

[KungFuPanda]

rsbmw said:

Incoming, never tried this place before but good reviews and 20% off over £25 sealed the deal.


1 X . Puri () - £1.05 £1.05

You are a true curry aficionado if you've ordered a puri. Light fluffy unleavened flaky bread DEEP FRIED for that extra oily goodness. Good on you.

[Drive Blind]

BrabusMog said:

I thought I has posted this last night, but I was clearly too drunk!

now that's what this thread is about. Utter filth, well done.

[JKRolling]

Tonights filth

Hot pepperoni and turkish kebab in a naan with chicken and kofta and chilli sauce

[Hugh Jarse]

KungFuPanda said:

You are a true curry aficionado if you've ordered a puri. Light fluffy unleavened flaky bread DEEP FRIED for that extra oily goodness. Good on you.

Sounds like a Hungarian langos, extremely filling but yum.

[Dapster]

Moulder said:

Pancake roll, beef chowmein, chicken balls from the worlds largest chicken, plastic fork, all served on a Travelodge desk...



Still tasted good this morning.

If there is a spiritual home for the filthy takeaway then the sad, gloomy, artificial fibres and cheap laminates of a Travelodge room, steeped in all the tragic loneliness of a man far away from his loved ones, sweatily interfering with himself to low quality internet porn, has to be it. Effort sir.

[Pferdestarke]

Dapster said:

Moulder said:

Pancake roll, beef chowmein, chicken balls from the worlds largest chicken, plastic fork, all served on a Travelodge desk...



Still tasted good this morning.

If there is a spiritual home for the filthy takeaway then the sad, gloomy, artificial fibres and cheap laminates of a Travelodge room, steeped in all the tragic loneliness of a man far away from his loved ones, sweatily interfering with himself to low quality internet porn, has to be it. Effort sir.

And with every effort made to come under the nightly budget of £20 to include takeaway and the £5 bottle of red just out of shot.

Which you didn't realise was corked rather than screw top so you find yourself googling ways to break in to the bottle without a corkscrew.

That plastic fork won't do it but a chopstick will, as long as you don't mind a few red wine stains on the carpet.

I speak from experience.

[escargot]

Pferdestarke said:

Dapster said:

Moulder said:

Pancake roll, beef chowmein, chicken balls from the worlds largest chicken, plastic fork, all served on a Travelodge desk...



Still tasted good this morning.

If there is a spiritual home for the filthy takeaway then the sad, gloomy, artificial fibres and cheap laminates of a Travelodge room, steeped in all the tragic loneliness of a man far away from his loved ones, sweatily interfering with himself to low quality internet porn, has to be it. Effort sir.

And with every effort made to come under the nightly budget of £20 to include takeaway and the £5 bottle of red just out of shot.

Which you didn't realise was corked rather than screw top so you find yourself googling ways to break in to the bottle without a corkscrew.

That plastic fork won't do it but a chopstick will, as long as you don't mind a few red wine stains on the carpet.

I speak from experience.

We've all been there. Stay strong brothers.

[Pferdestarke]

escargot said:

Pferdestarke said:

Dapster said:

Moulder said:

Pancake roll, beef chowmein, chicken balls from the worlds largest chicken, plastic fork, all served on a Travelodge desk...



Still tasted good this morning.

If there is a spiritual home for the filthy takeaway then the sad, gloomy, artificial fibres and cheap laminates of a Travelodge room, steeped in all the tragic loneliness of a man far away from his loved ones, sweatily interfering with himself to low quality internet porn, has to be it. Effort sir.

And with every effort made to come under the nightly budget of £20 to include takeaway and the £5 bottle of red just out of shot.

Which you didn't realise was corked rather than screw top so you find yourself googling ways to break in to the bottle without a corkscrew.

That plastic fork won't do it but a chopstick will, as long as you don't mind a few red wine stains on the carpet.

I speak from experience.

We've all been there. Stay strong brothers.

Indeed.

The Best Western Bolholt hotel in Bolton back in 2005 - picture the scene...

A young Tom (25) away with work and solo in a less than thriving town, in need of a few drinks to unwind after a particularly stressful "product development meeting" which contained absolutely zero development of any kind.

After daring to venture to The Wagon, their local which to my surprise was fairly welcoming, I'd asked the barman which takeaways were best locally. He gave me directions to an indian nearby and I carried on drinking until I needed food.

An open kitchen greeted me at this particular takeaway. once my order was placed I watched with interest the Bangladeshi gent make my murgh makhani or whatever I'd ordered.

Off I staggered in to the night back to The Bolholt, swiftly past reception feeling guilty about my bounty, and in to room 219 to devour my feast.

Delicious. Best curry in a while. Scoffing with gusto. Jesus I feel pissed.

Just as I reached for my glass of tepid bathroom tap water I knocked the foil container of meat and gravy on to the carpet. Oh st. White towel from the bathroom to the rescue, huge stain on carpet, ruined towel that looked like I'd st all over it. Yellow finger nails.

Did I care? Did I fk. I was pissed, full, knackered and needed to sleep. So I did.

Can you imagine the smell in there with me digesting it overnight - not to mention the open curries on the dressing table.

I woke up feeling awful. Dreadful. With garlic breath, a bubbling gut and yellow finger nails. I left a note about the towel with my apologies.

I have told that tale on here before but I've no idea where.

Edited by Pferdestarke on Monday 8th February 16:17

[JKRolling]

More food tonight. Other half is away so can't be bothered to cook

[craigjm]

JKRolling said:

More food tonight. Other half is away so can't be bothered to cook

Are you 25 stone?

[castex]

craigjm said:

Are you 25 stone?

That's not fair.
Not here. Not like this.
All I see is a modest pizza and a handful of tasty appetisers.