Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[DukeDickson]

ChemicalChaos said:

ChemicalChaos said:

Breaking the kebab combo, here's a gourmet* burger and fries from a depressing part of Wigan, being enjoyed* on an equally depressing Northern Rail train back to Liverpool. Luckily I had a box of aircraft parts with me rather than having to use my lap as a table




.* = some artistic licence used

Just to complete the filth, I saved the chips I couldn't manage last night. This morning, I baked them in the oven till crispy then mixed them into a cheese and onion omlette

The second pic has some home made dirtiness about it. However, as you were in Wigan, your gourmet burger & chips really should have looked like this:

[red_slr]

ChemicalChaos said:

Just to complete the filth, I saved the chips I couldn't manage last night. This morning, I baked them in the oven till crispy then mixed them into a cheese and onion omlette

Christ that looks like my worst nightmare. I actually had no idea what it was, just looked like something that's been run over by a truck.
Bravo!

[housen]

pie in bap

genius


I could eat that now for breakie

[rsbmw]

It's called a Wigan kebab.

[J8 SVG]

Going to Manchester for a gig with a bunch of friends (including girls) next weekend - any recommendations for pre-night munchables? Something I might not be able to get south of Birmingham normally would be great
And any recommendations for end of night filth?

[evilmunkey]

Rushholme chippy for one of their fantastic kebodeh kebabs in naan . love em 62 Wilmslow Rd, Manchester M14 5AL

[Moonshiner]

Mix kebab meal + madras sauce, enough for two people (and dog(s))











Different kebab from a different place, cut in half again, slightly bigger, around 2ft (filled both 30cm plates) madras sauce not applied yet... not as nice but good value

[rsbmw]

Sharing a kebab??? Hand in your penis at the door on your way out.

Other than that, sterling efforts.

[Moonshiner]

Oh, sharing = less man points? Good job i'm no bloke then! Will have to explain to other half though! haha
I think most would struggle soloing one of those !

[red_slr]

J8 SVG said:

Going to Manchester for a gig with a bunch of friends (including girls) next weekend - any recommendations for pre-night munchables? Something I might not be able to get south of Birmingham normally would be great
And any recommendations for end of night filth?

Where is the gig?

[amusingduck]

Moonshiner said:

I think most would struggle soloing one of those !

Are you sure you're in the right place?

[cirian75]

evilmunkey said:

Rushholme chippy for one of their fantastic kebodeh kebabs in naan . love em 62 Wilmslow Rd, Manchester M14 5AL

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Moonshiner]

amusingduck said:

Moonshiner said:

I think most would struggle soloing one of those !

Are you sure you're in the right place?

Maybe!?! Starting to have doubts...I am posting on 'dirty takeaway thread' and not Man vs Food right?

[rsbmw]

The correct response when failing to finish in a single sitting is to consume the remainder at breakfast.

[amusingduck]

Moonshiner said:

Maybe!?! Starting to have doubts...I am posting on 'dirty takeaway thread' and not Man vs Food right?

Sometimes it's hard to tell.

GALLARDOGUY blurred the lines with his £25 chinese fruit bowls

[Moonshiner]

rsbmw said:

The correct response when failing to finish in a single sitting is to consume the remainder at breakfast.

Chinese and Curry not a problem but the thought of doner meat the morning after.... *shudders*
Would much rather let dogs finish off their not - so - distant relatives


Chinese fruit bowl was really funny

[ambuletz]

amusingduck said:

GALLARDOGUY blurred the lines with his £25 chinese fruit bowls

I always liked seeing him post. It's a shame he doesn't post anymore.

[Cotty]

amusingduck said:

Sometimes it's hard to tell.

GALLARDOGUY blurred the lines with his £25 chinese fruit bowls

A man after my own heart

[Soov535]

ambuletz said:

amusingduck said:

GALLARDOGUY blurred the lines with his £25 chinese fruit bowls

I always liked seeing him post. It's a shame he doesn't post anymore.

His cardiologist sends his regards.

[Pferdestarke]

I think I deserve a Chinese tonight.

I wish Gallardo Guy was still allowed to post his fruit bowl-filled Chinese monstrosities. He got himself banned due to being a bit too aggresssive in the football section if I'm not mistaken.