Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[craigjm]

guindilias said:

That really is filthy!
I had a Chinese last week and ordered a spring roll for starter - thought it was a typo, a single spring roll?
Fker was about the size of my arm, I finished it and had to leave the main (filthy) course until the next day!
It did me all day, too, the spring roll guy must have thought he was making a massive burrito or something.
And all for £6!

The big ones are usually called pancake rolls

[guindilias]

Maybe they got the order wrong, but it was in the starter section, and was something like £1.40 - and no meat, just ALL normal spring roll filling in a normal, but huge, spring roll wrapper. Maybe I should order one again, and nothing else, to collect, and see if they are still making giant spring rolls for buttons as a matter of course!

[madcowman]

Friday night filth. Wish I could get some consistency in my local kebab shop. They clearly read my instructions on wanting picked chilli but ignored the no tomato one ( trying to hide it under the cabbage is not removing it!! )

Still - good Chilli sauce and soggy enough to dissolve the pita bread.

[anonymous-user]

[quote=miniman]Five Guys secret menu - grilled cheese + 2 patties. Good Lord.

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I guess 8 quid for it in my eyes is over priced though. i would get two double cheese burger from mcdonalds, just as good.

[Poisson96]

Five Guys is proper burger prices for only-slightly-better-than-Maccies burger. Poor show.

[tobinen]

I suspect it won't be dirty enough, but BBC2 tomorrow night at 19.00 has the first of three episodes titled "The Best of British Takeaways" which may interest the thread.

[illmonkey]

Saturday nights efforts...

This was about half, the rest was also consumed.

[ambuletz]

tobinen said:

I suspect it won't be dirty enough, but BBC2 tomorrow night at 19.00 has the first of three episodes titled "The Best of British Takeaways" which may interest the thread.

Having a look at this clip (below), it kind of reminds me of a programme that G.ramsey did where he wanted to find the best restaurant in the UK.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04wf011

they ought to bring back 'take away my takeaway' always thought that was good.

[TopGear7]

tobinen said:

I suspect it won't be dirty enough, but BBC2 tomorrow night at 19.00 has the first of three episodes titled "The Best of British Takeaways" which may interest the thread.

The Two Million Calorie Buffet on Channel 4 is also worth a watch. It's on 4od / All 4 now - it aired a few weeks ago

[Jer_1974]

Not very dirty as it was mid week and I could not be arsed to cook. Special fish supper £7.00, enough for two with my wife heating up some mushy peas when I went out to collect it.

[seyre1972]

Jer_1974 said:

Not very dirty as it was mid week and I could not be arsed to cook. Special fish supper £7.00, enough for two with my wife heating up some mushy peas when I went out to collect it.

Is it just me - or does the fish look like Pork or a Veal Schnitzel ?

[Jer_1974]

anonymous said:

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If
Yes it's breaded so not as fatty as in batter.

[Lynchie999]

Gandahar said:

wazztie16 said:

Tonight's. Was very tasty.

It's looks a bit like Donald trump if you squint.

this deserved more...

you're not wrong there!

[ChemicalChaos]

This just popped up on Facebook...... I wonder if anywhere local to me does it

[anonymous-user]

anonymous said:

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Bizarre as it is, I actually think that the batter is best seen as a cooking vessel and not something which should be eaten in it's entirety. For me, breading would be a bit too much as I'm not sure I could pick it off.

[BlueHave]

madcowman said:

Friday night filth. Wish I could get some consistency in my local kebab shop. They clearly read my instructions on wanting picked chilli but ignored the no tomato one ( trying to hide it under the cabbage is not removing it!! )

Still - good Chilli sauce and soggy enough to dissolve the pita bread.

Tapeworm on the left?

[madcowman]

BlueHave said:

Tapeworm on the left?

Crunchy AND Tangy ;-)

[227bhp]

Jer_1974 said:

anonymous said:

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If
Yes it's breaded so not as fatty as in batter.

I think you'd be kidding yourself if you thought one was more healthy than the other though.

[Jer_1974]

Not really a takeaway but local curry house has just started opening at lunchtime and are doing street food for a tenner. Took the wife yesterday lunchtime. £30 including drinks and tip:

Edited by Jer_1974 on Friday 17th March 21:11

[ambuletz]

Jer_1974 said:

Not really a takeaway

indeed as nice as it is there is a 'photo of your lunch' thread.