Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[Burwood]

Soov535 said:

craigjm said:

yeah you have to get them out of the foil bag quick smart as a sweaty naan is never good

which reminds me of a story. Went into a takeaway, ordered 2 burgers and a hotdog. The lady came out of the kitchen with the burgers under her armpits-eh what the hell are you doing. Oh don't worry, i'm just keeping them warm....FORGET THE HOTDOG

[Soov535]

I was in the local Chinese the other week.

"Hey, this chicken is rubbery".

"Oh fank oo velly much!"

[Adenauer]

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n3il123 said:

Was a liquid lunch for sure

[soad]

Hardly dirty, but a take away all the same, right?


Calzone was superb!

[ZedLeg]

Hooch is pretty dirty

[soad]

ZedLeg said:

Hooch is pretty dirty

One of the most satisfying simple pleasures life has to offer...

[Captain Benzo]

craigjm said:

yeah you have to get them out of the foil bag quick smart as a sweaty naan is never good

graaak

[thetapeworm]

I had a takeaway opportunity last night, special kung po, noodles and a couple of pancake rolls, I'm becoming increasingly bored with the offerings at the local Chinese but Mrs T was insistent that was the only option.

[Drive Blind]

I was out for an afternoon drink today.
Picked up 4 quid of finest elephants leg on the way home...

[Vyse]

fk me that kebab looks like a tanned tapeworm.

[ambuletz]

that kebab looks very neaty cut. I can only guess that they cut it using one of those motorised angle grinder type things instead of long knives.

[talkssense]

Construct your own kebab kit from the local takeaway.

I was watching the ladies boxing while eating it, and reckon it weight more than the difference between the minimum and maximum weight in the class that was fighting

[Joey336]

Went out on saturday night was only meant to have a few drinks and home by 11. Ended up stumbling through the door at 5am sunday morning. Woke up 11am craving food, ordered this

[Tinkshusband]

Joey336 said:

Went out on saturday night was only meant to have a few drinks and home by 11. Ended up stumbling through the door at 5am sunday morning. Woke up 11am craving food, ordered this

is that a roast dinner and a full english/scottis/irish/whereverinthebritishisles breakfast ? wish takeways near me would deliver that.

[LiamB]

OH has a friend who is always bringing food round for us to try, and this weeks delight was a kebab from some restaurant in London.
At first I thought there couldn't be any thing special about a kebab, but it was hands down the best one I have ever made my arteries suffer for. The meat (which you can just about see poking out in each corner) is 2 pieces of lamb going from corner to corner and the rice has some special voodoo st on cos I even loved that and I am not normally a fan of rice. Big black thing was a grilled tomato which got fed to my hoover of a dog.. no room for all that vegetable stuff in a takeaway!

[zedx19]

The phrase, "never eat yellow snow" seems apparent here.

[eskidavies]

Drive Blind said:

I was out for an afternoon drink today.
Picked up 4 quid of finest elephants leg on the way home...

The words nun and spring to mind looking at that meat

[Joey336]

Tinkshusband said:

is that a roast dinner and a full english/scottis/irish/whereverinthebritishisles breakfast ? wish takeways near me would deliver that.

Yeah it was mince and dumplings with a massive piece of stuffing and a full english breakfast. Minimum order was £6 so had to cover breakfast and dinner. I struggled to eat it all. Would definitely order again though, perfect hangover cure

[anonymous-user]

My butler got me this from the local chippy down at Mandarin Oriental in London.

Could of had a bit more kebab but all is well.