Marmite in a squeezy bottle is a bit Marmite

[Vaud]

IanUAE said:

Old school Marmite jars here. Love Marmite and cheese sandwiches (the rest of the family hate the stuff).

Cheddar (can get a bit too salty), maybe a double Gloucester or even Wensleydale?

[jingars]

Eldest son told me that he cannot tell the difference between orginal Marmite and squeezy Marmite.


I have disowned him.


I do like a bit of Black Label XO. I shouldn't have looked at this thread; I am peckish now!

[Impasse]

Head music for you: My Mate Marmite/Youtube clicky

[Chevykevv]

clonmult said:

"way too much marmite".

That isn't possible. You obviously do not like marmite and should steer clear of the product. I'd have marmite sarnies made out of marmite bread, with marmite butter if they made it.

I used to dip twiglets in marmite for that extra kick.

[Timmy40]

It's interesting to note that as on many other issues there is a divide between England and Scotland when it comes to Marmite. 44% in the SE love it, only 18% of Scots love it though.

https://yougov.co.uk/news/2011/09/23/love-it-hate-...

Maybe the national anthem needs to change to

"Lord, grant that Marshal Wade,
May by thy mighty aid,
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,
and like a torrent rush,
Marmite Hating Scots to crush,
God save the Queen"

[Phil74]

We get these for minimal wastage.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Marmite-Spread-600g-Tub/d...

Cheaper at Costco as well.

[vsonix]

I tried it once, it's rubbish, the texture is all off, it's more of a paste like Aussie Vegemite. Also, got introduced to the non-delight of low-salt Yeast Extract (I think it was a aftermarket (supermarket) one not OEM Marmite. Also so almost-right but horrid wrong.

[Mr GrimNasty]

Thread bump for a moan, I bought some squeezy sticky Korean BBQ sauce, but the chunks in it are bigger than the hole! Madness. The explosion when it comes is like bypass diarrhoea.

[EnglishTony]

Mr GrimNasty said:

bypass diarrhoea.

I am no longer hungry, thank you. Have you considered patenting this approach as a radical new form of dieting?

[TorqueDirty]

I'm assuming that the rabble of deluded and unsophisticated Bovriloids are only managing to keeping their thread ahead of the pure, true, gentle and Marmitists' thread because we are too polite, cultured and grown up to engage in such childish "thread" battles.

However sometimes the righteous must stand up and oppose the evil beefy pretenders.

Long live Marmite - as long as it is not in that stupid squeezy bottle!

TD

[Blown2CV]

squeezy bottles are a bit council, and also they were only designed by manufacturers so that you have to waste more of the product, and therefore buy more of it.

[Riley Blue]

I'd never buy squeezy Marmite but there would be no need to waste any, just cut the top off and scrape out the remnants with a tea spoon - that's what I do with anything in squeezy bottles.

[Digger]

Those squeezy bottled honey bottles where the honey crystallises after a week or two so again you end up wasting half of it unless you want to faff about heating it up in hot water or hacking away with a knife / scissors!


Oh, marmite lover here too!