Brooklyn Bar Menu Generator

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Ever wondered what it would be like to start your own trendy restaurant but not have the ability to think of pretentious recipe descriptions?

Worry no more.

http://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/

Keep refreshing to get different ones, some are hilarious:

RUBBED EGGPLANT, TORMENTED LIME & WATERMELON SURPRISE 18

[The Angry Gopher]

Childish.

winter gravlax with naive acorn cider spread & spread clam 10