Red sauce vs brown sauce.

[cheddar]

Both together

Finished a bacon sarnie 5 minutes ago, HP on first, ketchup on top of that, perfect combo of spicy and sweet

[craig1912]

wiliferus said:

Yup, exactly this. Unless dinner is a fry up

This also but "red" sauce???

[mp3manager]

anonymous said:

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[Kermit power]

xjay1337 said:

Oh come on guys, it's not that bad?

I've always liked Salad Cream since as long as I can remember (maybe 7 or 8, I'm 25 now). Nothing beats the tangy sharpness you get combined with a lovely crunchy chip or a fried chicken ball from the local Takeaway.

You do realise it's made in vast factories in rural Norfolk by six-fingered locals constantly milking rodents, don't you?

And yes, they are all male rodents.

[Monkeylegend]

Kermit power said:

xjay1337 said:

Oh come on guys, it's not that bad?

I've always liked Salad Cream since as long as I can remember (maybe 7 or 8, I'm 25 now). Nothing beats the tangy sharpness you get combined with a lovely crunchy chip or a fried chicken ball from the local Takeaway.

You do realise it's made in vast factories in rural Norfolk by six-fingered locals constantly milking rodents, don't you?

And yes, they are all male rodents.

My first job when I left school was in the R&D Dept at what was then Colman Foods in Norwich on both the development and manufacturing aspects, salad cream being one of many they produced. A great company to work for although I must admit I didn't know anyone with 6 digits.

Sorry just having a pleasant reminisce, those were the days. Did a lot of work on mustard as well.

[matchmaker]

Ketchup on bacon is ghey.

[Floptimus Prime]

Tiptree was my staple till I discovered these...

http://www.stokessauces.co.uk/category/ketchups-an...

[Kermit power]

zb said:

Brown for sausages and most other pastries.

I now have a picture of you tucking into a Danish pastry covered in Brown Sauce.

[rehab71]

Moonhawk said:

I'd fire every single bottle of both of them into the sun if I could......hateful hateful stuff.

Agreed! And it's full of sugar.

[Timbuktu]

Jaroon said:

Some Gump said:

"red sauce"? What are you some sort of fking retard?
Ketchup
Bats blood
Salsa
Monkeys blood
Sweet chilli

All of these sauces are red in colour. Calling brown sauce Brown Sauce is correct, because that's it's name. What you're doing is the equivalent of calling an orange an orange, therefore calling a banana a yellow.

Sort your life out, you suck.

Harsh but fair.

Indeed.

[hornetrider]

cheddar said:

Both together

Finished a bacon sarnie 5 minutes ago, HP on first, ketchup on top of that, perfect combo of spicy and sweet

What devilry is this?

[ascayman]

Brown, Obviously, What a silly question.

[Fastchas]

Heinz (or Daddies, can you still get that??) ketchup for me. Tried other brands but it's no good. Can't taste Aldi's Bramwell brand.
Quite like HP Fruity on sausage sarnies too.

[HarryFlatters]

Brown on a pie and black pudding, red on bacon and sausages.

Mayo on chips.

No sauce on eggs.

[Zod]

Chris Stott said:

Ketchup on bacon. Brown on sausages.

Heathen!

Brown on bacon. Mustard on sausages. Red is for chips (or aioli).

[TerryThomas]

Moonhawk said:

I'd fire every single bottle of both of them into the sun if I could......hateful hateful stuff.

I'd say the cost outweighs the benefits.

[Chris7865677]

Not keen on Brown sauce. So it's Red all the way for me.

[cheddar]

hornetrider said:

cheddar said:

Both together

Finished a bacon sarnie 5 minutes ago, HP on first, ketchup on top of that, perfect combo of spicy and sweet

What devilry is this?

This

[Mr-B]

BBQ sauce.

[dazwalsh]

Ketchup all the way for me, HP in the cupboard only as a backup for when I run out of ketchup. I do think however that ketchup belongs in the council thread. Along with calling it red sauce.