Food Pet Peeves

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matrignano

4,364 posts

210 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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craigjm said:
99% of burgers come with bacon and I really don't think beef and bacon work
Highly controversial statement. You might get some backlash for this...

craigjm

17,947 posts

200 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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matrignano said:
craigjm said:
99% of burgers come with bacon and I really don't think beef and bacon work
Highly controversial statement. You might get some backlash for this...
I kind of expect that. Chicken burger with bacon is fine by me. Its worse on a burger when its deep fried and might as well just be a crisp.

some others that boil me.....

Cream in carbonara
Pasta where the sauce has been poured over the pasta not the pasta taken into the sauce


bluelightbabe

297 posts

168 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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Lucas CAV said:
Overloaded burgers.
Ice in drinks by default.
Agree with you there. Burgers with so much in them you either have to cut them with a knife and fork, or everything comes squishing out over your hands when you take a bite.

Ice in drinks - I always ask for no ice by default when I order my drink. If they put it in by mistake it gets sent back and asked for another without ice. Why would I want to pay full price for half the volume of what the glass holds because it's full of ice? Soft drinks are either refrigerated or draught so are cold anyway, no need for ice.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,346 posts

150 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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Du1point8 said:
Anything that should be served on a plate that is served on something else.
I just won't eat of anything but a plate. If it comes on a fking roof tile or a plank of wood, I just ask for it to be put on a plate. No one has ever refused...yet.

Actual

745 posts

106 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Pet Food Peeves?

Pedigree Chum, it never looks as good as it does on TV

ch108

1,127 posts

133 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Ordering a hot drink to go with my food. Drinks come first, and usually the drink is stone cold by the time the food arrives.

Huge chunky chips placed in a jenga style pile. I once got 6 chips in this style. Undercooked too because they were so big.

Each part of your meal arriving on a different plate. Steak or chicken on one plate, chips then came in a bowl, salad or veg on another smaller plate. There were 6 of us at a table and our respective meals all came in this fashion. We were tight for space at the table as it was until the 6th meal arrived, which was fajitas a diy meal kit at the best of times. We ended up having to split into two tables to fit all the dishes on!




Loyly

17,996 posts

159 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Jenga chips is one. A stupid array of chips that are far too fat so that they can easily be arranged in a stack. What rubbish, chips should be thin and crisp unless you're in a chip shop, in which they should be fat and crisp.

Whilst I'm on chips, I can't stand the recent trend for pale, flaccid chips. I don't know if it's to do with cooking them in hopeless oils that aren't hot enough. I bought some from a chip shop in Heaton a few weeks ago and they looked like they had been dipped in a light oil and then warmed up under a lightbulb. They were complete crap. I would prefer all chips to be done in beef dripping but that'll never happen.

Also, vegans in restaurants. Usually can be heard loudly proclaiming to everyone that they are vegan.

Lucas CAV

3,022 posts

219 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Loyly said:
Jenga chips is one. A stupid array of chips that are far too fat so that they can easily be arranged in a stack. What rubbish, chips should be thin and crisp unless you're in a chip shop, in which they should be fat and crisp.

Whilst I'm on chips, I can't stand the recent trend for pale, flaccid chips. I don't know if it's to do with cooking them in hopeless oils that aren't hot enough. I bought some from a chip shop in Heaton a few weeks ago and they looked like they had been dipped in a light oil and then warmed up under a lightbulb. They were complete crap. I would prefer all chips to be done in beef dripping but that'll never happen.

Also, vegans in restaurants. Usually can be heard loudly proclaiming to everyone that they are vegan.
Agree with the chip thing... As thin as possible. Chip shops ones are disgusting.

Neat virtue signalling on the vegan thing though!

Riley Blue

20,952 posts

226 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Lucas CAV said:
Agree with the chip thing... As thin as possible. Chip shops ones are disgusting.
Thin chips? No thanks, I want to taste potato, not just the oil/fat they were fried in.

Lucas CAV

3,022 posts

219 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Riley Blue said:
Thin chips? No thanks, I want to taste potato, not just the oil/fat they were fried in.
There's a balance though and chip shop ones are just too slug like

Short Grain

2,751 posts

220 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Cotty said:
Overcooked bacon. Not everyone likes it burnt to a crisp.

Edited by Cotty on Friday 24th February 13:51
Undercooked Bacon! I like a bit of colour to the fat, not undercooked, white and greasy and cold! Have to ask for well done in my local Sainsbury's if I want it cooked properly!

Speed 3

4,557 posts

119 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Restaurants/pubs that can only do roast on a Sunday despite a full menu on every other day.

Brioche buns on a burger.

Unnecessarily over-sized portions.

Steak knives - if its decent meat properly cooked you don't need a special saw.

Skin on in a battered fish.


duckers26

992 posts

173 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Speed 3 said:
Restaurants/pubs that can only do roast on a Sunday despite a full menu on every other day.

Brioche buns on a burger.

Unnecessarily over-sized portions.

Steak knives - if its decent meat properly cooked you don't need a special saw.

Skin on in a battered fish.
On that last one I noticed that in Manchester it was skin off but back in Essex it's skin on. Where's the changeover point in the country?!

NordicCrankShaft

Original Poster:

1,723 posts

115 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Speed 3 said:
Restaurants/pubs that can only do roast on a Sunday despite a full menu on every other day.

Brioche buns on a burger.

Unnecessarily over-sized portions.

Steak knives - if its decent meat properly cooked you don't need a special saw.

Skin on in a battered fish.
To be fair as a former chef to do a decent roast fresh everyday running alongside the normal menu is quite a big ask especially when the freshness of the ingredients is quite important in something like a roast even on a Sunday it used to be a ball ache.

mattdaniels

7,353 posts

282 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Speed 3 said:
Restaurants/pubs that can only do roast on a Sunday despite a full menu on every other day.

Brioche buns on a burger.

Unnecessarily over-sized portions.

Steak knives - if its decent meat properly cooked you don't need a special saw.

Skin on in a battered fish.
Just goes to show how one man's pet peeves is another man's...erm...whatever the opposite of pet peeves is laugh

bingybongy

3,875 posts

146 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Speed 3 said:
Steak knives - if its decent meat properly cooked you don't need a special saw.
This.

I'm going to add another peeve.

Steak Knives

Ask the restaurant not to buy their meat at Booker (now Tesco)

Trabi601

4,865 posts

95 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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bluelightbabe said:
The lack of salad cream in the selection of sauces in pubs/restaurants. Chips and salad cream is amazing!

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Steak served on an old cupboard door. Tick
Chips in mini fryer basket. Tick
Salad in glass tumbler. Tick
Three different sauces. Tick
fking Belgians are at it too.

Steak was really good though, so I'll let them off.


Edited by talksthetorque on Saturday 25th February 23:22

bingybongy

3,875 posts

146 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Nearly forgot about people using pen holds for their steak knives.

Trabi601

4,865 posts

95 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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bingybongy said:
Ask the restaurant not to buy their meat at Booker (now Tesco)
Not yet. It may never happen due to competition law.