Hotel buffet breakfasts. Your strategy...

Hotel buffet breakfasts. Your strategy...

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Vyse

1,224 posts

124 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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What's everyone's fascination with the orange juice. It tastes like weak watered down piss most the time. Tea/coffee/hot choc for me.

Henners

12,230 posts

194 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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Vyse said:
What's everyone's fascination with the orange juice. It tastes like weak watered down piss most the time. Tea/coffee/hot choc for me.
Only a devoted man drinks piss to compare wink


thetapeworm

11,234 posts

239 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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Vyse said:
What's everyone's fascination with the orange juice. It tastes like weak watered down piss most the time. Tea/coffee/hot choc for me.
It helps break down grease build-up and allows room for 6 more sausages, another plate of bacon and some extra black pudding.



Vyse

1,224 posts

124 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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So people should be getting the juice midway through not at the start?

thetapeworm

11,234 posts

239 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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Vyse said:
So people should be getting the juice midway through not at the start?
Before, during and after if you're going to hit it hard.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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Henners said:
Vyse said:
What's everyone's fascination with the orange juice. It tastes like weak watered down piss most the time. Tea/coffee/hot choc for me.
Only a devoted man drinks piss to compare wink
And real men drink piss neat, not watered down.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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thetapeworm said:
Before, during and after if you're going to hit it hard.
Hot drinks with greasy food. Don't want the fat coagulating in your gut while you're still trying to fill it.
And if you must do fruit juice, apple is where it's at.

Turn7

23,616 posts

221 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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talksthetorque said:
And if you must do fruit juice, apple is where it's at.
Nooooooo, it looks like neat Urine.....

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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Turn7 said:
Nooooooo, it looks like neat Urine.....
Exactly.

A real man's drink.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

284 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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Always thought the juice was the morning after cure to get the greasy stuff down and make it stay down.paid for the breakfast and damned if it is going to get wasted.

Funky Panda

221 posts

87 months

Friday 31st March 2017
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The full English at the Brands Hatch Hotel is very good. Usually filled with race team guys who know Lunch is unlikely