The Great Breakfast photo thread

[Mr Roper]

Pixel-Snapper said:

Unsurprisingly they wont let me back in to make up for my art attack.

lol

Don't worry about it. I've just been banned too.

Just finding my feet with the place...Get told to remove a sandwich then banned before I could do it. At least 15 pics of my proper fry-ups but the egg on toast and the sausage, bacon and egg sandwich was too much for them. Instant ban

It's too funny...Stupid fking retards.

[mattdaniels]

I joined but there's no way I'm posting anything, it would be pointless.

[Chisinau]

I was just reading the comments on another guy's Mexican style breakfast post, and before he got banned, he defended his breakfast saying it was 'peng'! I almost spat my beer over my iPad!!!!

[Pixel-Snapper]

Mr Roper said:

Pixel-Snapper said:

Unsurprisingly they wont let me back in to make up for my art attack.

lol

Don't worry about it. I've just been banned too.

Just finding my feet with the place...Get told to remove a sandwich then banned before I could do it. At least 15 pics of my proper fry-ups but the egg on toast and the sausage, bacon and egg sandwich was too much for them. Instant ban

It's too funny...Stupid fking retards.

What gets me is that one of the admins posted a fancy looking breakie on the other FB page as well.

Uncouth wkers....

I much prefer my breakfasts in here anyway.

[BrabusMog]

Mr Roper said:

Pixel-Snapper said:

Unsurprisingly they wont let me back in to make up for my art attack.

lol

Don't worry about it. I've just been banned too.

Just finding my feet with the place...Get told to remove a sandwich then banned before I could do it. At least 15 pics of my proper fry-ups but the egg on toast and the sausage, bacon and egg sandwich was too much for them. Instant ban

It's too funny...Stupid fking retards.


Ah that was you! A couple of those looked excellent! I'll be having my first attempt this evening I think, depending on what time I get out from work.

[mattdaniels]

Have the pics been deleted? I can't see anything that looks like it might be the ones in question.

[Gretchen]

I'm in the Hall of Fame...apparently

ETA Currently at 71 likes.

Roper's pics are still in there.

Edited by Gretchen on Thursday 3rd July 06:25

[Pixel-Snapper]

I deleted mine when a different admin let me back in before I got deleted out the group for a second time. haha

[mattdaniels]

Gretchen said:

I'm in the Hall of Fame...apparently

ETA Currently at 71 likes.

Roper's pics are still in there.

Edited by Gretchen on Thursday 3rd July 06:25

There's 10 pics in the Hall of Fame and the "top" liked one is from "Rich Tea" and has 59 likes.
Have I joined a different Fry Up Police group to everyone else or something?

[BrabusMog]

mattdaniels said:

Gretchen said:

I'm in the Hall of Fame...apparently

ETA Currently at 71 likes.

Roper's pics are still in there.

Edited by Gretchen on Thursday 3rd July 06:25

There's 10 pics in the Hall of Fame and the "top" liked one is from "Rich Tea" and has 59 likes.
Have I joined a different Fry Up Police group to everyone else or something?

I wondering the same thing myself!

[Shankleroy]

Have you lot seen this yet?! Follow the pinned link and trash talk fry ups ALL DAY LONG!!! It's brutal

https://www.facebook.com/fryuppolice

The Rules:

Welcome to the Fry Up Police!

Before posting, READ THE fkING RULES! Thanks x

1) Posting anything other than a picture of your breakfast, lunch or dinner that isn't a 'Fry Up' will incur an instant BAN.

2) Abuse welcomed whole heartedly however make it personal, instant BAN with no chance of redemption.

3) All Fry Ups bought from pub/cafe/snack van etc MUST tag the establishment responsible or risk a BAN.

4) Anyone using any sort of filter whatsoever to try to 'sex up' their picture will incur an instant BAN. Filters are unacceptable.

5) NO fkING KIPPERS (that means you too Henry)

6) Members who cry 'BAN' at every opportunity will be BANNED. Nobody likes a grass.

7) BANNING is a big part of the Fry Up Police. If you fall foul of this (which is pretty likely to be honest) you will have a chance of reinstatement (provided you have not got personal with another member) by sending a 'selfie' to admin holding a grovelling sign stating why we should allow you back in. If you have done something unforgivable you will have to tip a can of nice, cheap, runny baked beans over your head whilst holding your desperate begging letter to stand any chance to rejoin the fun.

8) NO fkING ADVERTISING. Don't be a .

9) WEATHERSPOONS 'FRY UPS' ARE SIHT. Instant ban, enough's enough.

10) Any sexist remarks is an instant ban and it also makes you look like a gigantic fking bell end. It's boring, not funny and not welcomed.

11) Anyone who deems the phrase 'nomnomnom' acceptable or any variations of it is not welcome and will be banned for obvious reasons, we don't want your sort round here. Same goes for "do your worst" or any puns like 'wurst' and particularly shtie egg jokes.

NOTE: Admin write the rules. It doesn't mean they have to abide by them. Don't ever forget that :
THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY.

:- Any Fry Up establishments who fancy themselves as the billy big nuts of the Fry Up world who would like a chance to prove themselves please feel free to contact admin to arrange our delicious free feed

DISCLAIMER:-
This group is not suitable for children or the faint of heart, by joining the group you are aware and accepting of potentially brutal criticism at every opportunity. That is the nature of the beast and why ppl love it so do not expect any sympathy when you post pictures of fking croissants then someone calls you a ''.

[LordGrover]

^^ Yes, we have. See the preceding page or two.

[Pferdestarke]

Nice first post Shank!

This was posted a few days ago.

[Pixel-Snapper]

mattdaniels said:

Gretchen said:

I'm in the Hall of Fame...apparently

ETA Currently at 71 likes.

Roper's pics are still in there.

Edited by Gretchen on Thursday 3rd July 06:25

There's 10 pics in the Hall of Fame and the "top" liked one is from "Rich Tea" and has 59 likes.
Have I joined a different Fry Up Police group to everyone else or something?

There is another on FB called 'The Real Fryup Police' but both seem to have similar admins.

[Gretchen]

Pixel-Snapper said:

mattdaniels said:

Gretchen said:

I'm in the Hall of Fame...apparently

ETA Currently at 71 likes.

Roper's pics are still in there.

Edited by Gretchen on Thursday 3rd July 06:25

There's 10 pics in the Hall of Fame and the "top" liked one is from "Rich Tea" and has 59 likes.
Have I joined a different Fry Up Police group to everyone else or something?

There is another on FB called 'The Real Fryup Police' but both seem to have similar admins.

I dunno then. Like I said, apparently. It was Rich that said it was in after quite a few nominations. I haven't actually looked at the Hall of Fame photos tbh.

[Mr Roper]

Are mine in the hall of fame too?

[Gretchen]

Mr Roper said:

Are mine in the hall of fame too?

Yes. You should come back and see for yourself...

[Mobile Chicane]

Matt80M said:

Martin_M said:

One of the few breakfasts I actually thought special enough to take a picture of...

You get a hamper with various goodies at the Witchery in Edinburgh:

This table gives me a headache.

Me too.

[berlintaxi]

Mobile Chicane said:

Matt80M said:

Martin_M said:

One of the few breakfasts I actually thought special enough to take a picture of...

You get a hamper with various goodies at the Witchery in Edinburgh:

This table gives me a headache.

Me too.

Lot of style over substance going on there.

[Martin_M]

berlintaxi said:

Mobile Chicane said:

Matt80M said:

Martin_M said:

One of the few breakfasts I actually thought special enough to take a picture of...

You get a hamper with various goodies at the Witchery in Edinburgh:

This table gives me a headache.

Me too.

Lot of style over substance going on there.

Yes, a very expensive but enjoyable experience. Not the tastiest breakfast I've ever had but memorable nonetheless.