Asparagus

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Balmoral Green

40,943 posts

249 months

Thursday 7th January 2010
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Kermit power said:
other than a sprinkling of sea salt, there's nothing further to add!
a knob of butter.

Furberger

719 posts

200 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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thegavster said:
It's a common enough phenomenon to be featured in Austin Powers smile

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However, in the 1980s three studies from France, China and Israel published results showing that producing odorous urine from asparagus was a universal human characteristic. The Israeli study found that from their 307 subjects all of those who could smell 'asparagus urine' could detect it in the urine of anyone who had eaten asparagus, even if the person who produced it could not detect it himself.[25] Thus, it is now believed that most people produce the odorous compounds after eating asparagus, but only about 22% of the population have the autosomal genes required to smell them.


Murph7355

37,761 posts

257 months

Friday 8th January 2010
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No need to use oil when griddling. Hot pan and turn it regularly until you get nice blackened stripes. Serve with Mayo. Bloody lovely, but your wee does whiff afterwards.

Had never thought it would, but it does. The effect of beetroot was also something I wasn't sure could be true until I ate a bag of beetroot crisps and went for a pee a few hours later. Shat myself until I remembered what I'd eaten.

johnnywgk

2,579 posts

183 months

Saturday 9th January 2010
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I was drawn to this thread because i recently bought a can of Asparagus.

Don't do it, it's bloody awful. Totally over cooked before it's even out the can.
Re-heating for a minute just makes it worserer than a worse thing.

Oh well, lesson learnt.

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 10th January 2010
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Frying pan with a little oil and some Teryaki marinade. Toss in asparagus and stir-fry for a few minutes. Sorted!

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

194 months

Sunday 10th January 2010
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Another in favour of the griddle....heat oil, and add some garlic chips and fry until it's golden and crunchy, then add par cooked asparagus and griddle for a few mins lick

sassthathoopie

867 posts

216 months

Sunday 10th January 2010
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thegavster said:
Murph7355 said:
No need to use oil when griddling. Hot pan and turn it regularly until you get nice blackened stripes. Serve with Mayo. Bloody lovely, but your wee does whiff afterwards.

Had never thought it would, but it does. The effect of beetroot was also something I wasn't sure could be true until I ate a bag of beetroot crisps and went for a pee a few hours later. Shat myself until I remembered what I'd eaten.
Imagine my surprise at the sensory overload I encountered when I used the toilet after a dinner that included roast beetroot and asparagus. It was an experience, I'll tell you.
Asparagus, warm beetroot and goats cheese salad is v good

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Saturday 1st May 2010
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English asparagus is here!!!!!!!!! YUMMIEST TIME OF THE YEAR!

cramorra

1,666 posts

236 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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Peel lower parts, thinly butter some baking paper, pile asparagus on it, some coarse sea salt on top before closing the pack add glugg of the wine you'll be serving it with (as long as its pink or white), then wrap paper parcel in aluminium foil and bake in hot oven
The smell when you open the parcle my draw your neighbours to your table it's that great...pile on pasta or serve with scrambled egg and ham...

edited to iron out worst dyslexia, also am tempted by the japanese variant posted further down....

Edited by cramorra on Monday 3rd May 15:39

Oily Nails

2,932 posts

201 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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Decided to try something other than steaming some Asparagus last night....

Roasted the Asp. with a little Extra Virgin olive oil and sea salt with some roughly cut mushrooms.
When tender threw them (+mushrooms) into some cooked pasta, added 1/2 teaspoon of pesto and a knob of butter, stirred it all together and served......

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MarkoNoTVR

1,139 posts

235 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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Snap the tips of the asparagus and slice the stalks. Get the best smoked streaky bacon you can find, slice it into thin strips, fry it in a little olive oil and leave it to cool in the pan.
Put some pappardelle pasta on to cook, heating another pan with just water.
Stir creme fraiche into bacon, making sure the cooking juices mix in. Add grated parmesan to taste and slowy heat, stirring the parmesan in. Save some parmesan for later.
Make sure the water only pan is just coming to the boil with 1 min left on the pasta, and put all the asparagus in. Only needs 1 min to just warm through.
Mix everything together except the remaining parmesan and asparagus tips, these go on top once plated up. Sprinkle of freshly ground black pepper, and tuck in. Lightly toasted ciabatta goes very well with it.

This is a recipe from a chap associated with a supermarket where you can apparently taste the difference smile, but it no longer seems to be listed anywhere.

Ace-T

7,699 posts

256 months

Sunday 2nd May 2010
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Young asparagus chopped into inch long pieces. Make a foil parcel, place asparagus inside with a knob of butter, black pepper, sliced garlic and a good slosh of mirin (japanese sweet rice wine). Fold up parcel and bake for 15 mins. Bloody lovely. lick

Trace smile

PS I am in the 22% paperbag

Police State

4,068 posts

221 months

Monday 3rd May 2010
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Can Asparagus be Frozen? (I want to eat it all year 'round)

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Monday 3rd May 2010
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Police State said:
Can Asparagus be Frozen? (I want to eat it all year 'round)
it can but will taste poo and prolly be soggy..just buy the Peruvian/Kenyan/Mexican stuff the rest of the year.

bint

4,664 posts

225 months

Wednesday 5th May 2010
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I too griddle, but have found the best results are butter brushed and on the BBQ :P

They are now a staple at our BBQ's along with squeaky cheese (haloumi) NOM

paulmurr

4,203 posts

213 months

Thursday 6th May 2010
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Beurre Noisette

You know it makes sense wink