Tesco toaster - good grief.....

Tesco toaster - good grief.....

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anonymous-user

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55 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Our toaster blew up on Saturday, and since I was out at footy early on Sunday my wife asked me to pick one up cheaply on my way back as a stop gap. The nearest convenient place was a Tesco eek, and so in I went. I found the electrical section, located a toaster (not the cheapest, not the most expensive) and went off to pay.

Got it home, plugged it in, tried to fit in two slices of toast only to find the bloody fking slots are not long enough! Excuse my French.

Now forgive me, but is not the primary raison d'etre of a toaster to toast bread? Which brain-dead muppet therefore thinks it would be appropriate to put a toaster onto the market with slots which don't accommodate a slice of Britains best selling white loaf?

I know, it's my own fault for shopping at Tesco and for buying own-brand Tesco crap. Can anyone recommend a good toaster with appropriately sized slots?

mrmr96

13,736 posts

205 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Have you tried turning the bread 90 degrees?

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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mrmr96 said:
Have you tried turning the bread 90 degrees?
Steady on, that sounds very technical. OP - do you need me to translate?

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

55 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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mrmr96 said:
Have you tried turning the bread 90 degrees?
Alas, the wonderful design also includes shallow slots - turning through 90 degrees then means only 2/3 of the toast is, er, toasted.

Clever clogs, bet you thought you were being clever... wink

mrmr96

13,736 posts

205 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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tongue out

Dave^

7,382 posts

254 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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May I suggest something silly?

Don't buy Warburton's!!!

Podie

46,630 posts

276 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Dave^ said:
May I suggest something silly?

Don't buy Warburton's!!!
yes salty pap hurl

Make your own lick

fastfreddy

8,577 posts

238 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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Chinese loaves are obviously much smaller.

Odie

4,187 posts

183 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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You now have to buy tesco own brand 3/4 size bread (designed specifically for tesco toasters) 2 slices for £5.

HTH

f13ldy

1,432 posts

202 months

Tuesday 19th January 2010
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I really want this toaster:

http://www.johnlewis.com/230670825/Product.aspx

However it strikes me as a lot of money for a toaster, but it looks amazing when it's working.

Which would be weekends only in my house...

zakelwe

4,449 posts

199 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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Ours at home is rubbish, you have to stop it half way through and turn then over and upside down to get it uniform. frown

Andy


theboyfold

10,922 posts

227 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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Paddy_N_Murphy said:
You need a Dualit in your life.





(Wife bought me the six slotter a few years ago. Looked like a fking Cadillac !! - Downgraded to a Four slotter. A mere Lincoln Town Car hehe )
+1

I've got the 4 slice jobby and it's great! If there was ever a piece of kitchen equipment that fits with the principles of PH its this. At no point does a toaster ever need this level of engineering put into it!

ThatPhilBrettGuy

11,809 posts

241 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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Paddy_N_Murphy said:
You need a Dualit in your life.
But you can't get anything big in them. We've got the non glass sided version of this http://www.johnlewis.com/230670825/Product.aspx

It's worked for more than a year which is saying something in our household and toasters.

F i F

44,148 posts

252 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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theboyfold said:
Paddy_N_Murphy said:
You need a Dualit in your life.

(Wife bought me the six slotter a few years ago. Looked like a fking Cadillac !! - Downgraded to a Four slotter. A mere Lincoln Town Car hehe )
+1

I've got the 4 slice jobby and it's great! If there was ever a piece of kitchen equipment that fits with the principles of PH its this. At no point does a toaster ever need this level of engineering put into it!
+2 two slicer,

though the clockwork timer is getting a bit temperamental lately, but only after toaster equivalent of taking your daily commuter wheels right round the clock a couple of times.

Nigel H

1,863 posts

211 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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So tell me more about a Dualit, I'm intrigued as to why a toaster can be worth £100+

My present toaster (a De Longhi) is a four slice jobby and is underpowered, it stuggles to cook Warby's toasty from frozen. So I'd like a better one and being a PH type the Dualit appeals. For so much money the toast must surely be great. But is it? Or does it just like 'nice' in the kitchen?

theboyfold

10,922 posts

227 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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It is great. Here endeth the lesson smile

In fairness it's well built together (not that a toaster needs that) but it does make great toast. Not sure why, but the stuff it produces is always really good.

I personally wouldn't pay over £100 for a toaster, but it was a wedding present from my brother. He's a big fan of them!

F i F

44,148 posts

252 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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What the boyfold said.

When my Mrs proposed buying a Dualit I just laughed when I saw how much it was, born in Yorkshire see, not tight - just careful.

Anyway she isn't known as She Who Must Be Obeyed for nothing so she got her way as we'd been through the run of middle of the road, then cheap Chinese crap and so on, and got fed up of toasting on the oven grill because the latest toaster was buggered.

Ace toast, fairly even, and apparently you can take 'em apart to fix if needed. Which it never has, though about to find out on the timer thing. Even though the timer is iffy, it still works and toasts as it always did, but just manual timing some days.

deeen

6,081 posts

246 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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had ham said:
Our toaster blew up on Saturday, and since I was out at footy early on Sunday my wife asked me to pick one up cheaply on my way back as a stop gap. The nearest convenient place was a Tesco eek, and so in I went. I found the electrical section, located a toaster (not the cheapest, not the most expensive) and went off to pay.

Got it home, plugged it in, tried to fit in two slices of toast only to find the bloody fking slots are not long enough! Excuse my French.

Now forgive me, but is not the primary raison d'etre of a toaster to toast bread? Which brain-dead muppet therefore thinks it would be appropriate to put a toaster onto the market with slots which don't accommodate a slice of Britains best selling white loaf?

I know, it's my own fault for shopping at Tesco and for buying own-brand Tesco crap. Can anyone recommend a good toaster with appropriately sized slots?
Take it back to the shop within 28 days, with receipt and packaging, you are still inside tesco's refund policy

JRM

2,043 posts

233 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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Paddy_N_Murphy said:
oh - they are pretty bomb proof. and you can get spare 'parts' for them such as the elements etc.
Its not long before it becomes a piece of furniture, not a white good !
I picked up a 2-slice one a couple of montsh back as SWMBO wanted one and got it say, it is very well made, looks good, great toast and as Paddy said, you can replace the elements if they break, unlike any other toaster I know of.

It's buy cheap by twice, I couldn't believe it cost so much, but I reckon we'll have it 10 times longer than the cheap rubbish we had before.

Soir

2,269 posts

240 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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I got a 4 slice dualit one on offer at costco last year - having check reviews on them seemed top choice.

However - same as OP, they don't cover large warburtons so you have to turn the buggers!!!