Tesco toaster - good grief.....

Tesco toaster - good grief.....

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gonzales

591 posts

212 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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I have to say I am not a fan of Dualit. eek Our Kenwood toaster went belly up a few months ago and we found an end of line Dualit in John Lewis for half the RRP. Bargain, I thought, so we got it. It doesn't fit Warburtons or Hovis sliced bread in properly, doesn't function well when you are using frozen bread, doesn't do that great a job at keeping things warm and crumpets keep on getting stuck in it.

I live in hope that it goes wrong so that I can get rid and get something more useful. However it does look nice sat on the work top.

Glocko

1,813 posts

250 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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"Six slotter"
hehe

ToastHeads...Slots matter!!

BoRED S2upid

19,717 posts

241 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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I have exactly the same toaster £5 I think. It only toasts square bread anything larger and you have to turn it half way through. Not great at all but then again its a quater the price of a decent toaster so you get a quater of the ability to make toast. What do you expect?

Deva Link

26,934 posts

246 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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For functionality (ie its ability to toast things of different thicknesses or sizes) the best one we've ever had was the original Tefal Thick & Thin. It had one long (long enough for 2 slices of bread) slot and the heating came from a bar like an electic fire.

Sadly it got junked and replaced with a Dualit during a kitchen refit.

BenjC

677 posts

249 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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This toaster thread got me thinking....It is about time I "upgraded"

In my travels I found this:



Holy crap! All this thing needs is a digital clock in it to be the best invention ever.

Balls to the "thick slice" effort - This is how I am going "roll" in the morning from now on....

F i F

44,151 posts

252 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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:Capt Kirk: What seems to be troubling you Spock?
:Spock: Two slices, one egg, that is indeed illogical, Captain.

markbmw

119 posts

185 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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I had a motorized toaster. You put the bread in, pressed a button and it slowly dissapeared downwards. A loud beep and it would slowly rise when done, a bit like (I imagine, not seen one in the metal) the gear knob on a new Jag.
It even worked for the best part of 2 years. I can't remember the brand but I think they're discontinued now.

ETA This was it http://shopping.canoe.ca/ss/media/16360000/1636074...



Edited by markbmw on Wednesday 20th January 15:10

markbmw

119 posts

185 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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BenjC said:
This toaster thread got me thinking....It is about time I "upgraded"

In my travels I found this:



Holy crap! All this thing needs is a digital clock in it to be the best invention ever.

Balls to the "thick slice" effort - This is how I am going "roll" in the morning from now on....
I'll raise you...

BenjC

677 posts

249 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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markbmw said:
BenjC said:
This toaster thread got me thinking....It is about time I "upgraded"

In my travels I found this:



Holy crap! All this thing needs is a digital clock in it to be the best invention ever.

Balls to the "thick slice" effort - This is how I am going "roll" in the morning from now on....
I'll raise you...
fk my hat!

markbmw

119 posts

185 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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Representing one of the more cost-effective ways into Bugatti ownership at just £150;

The Bugatti Volo


ETA also available in all-chrome finish

Edited by markbmw on Wednesday 20th January 15:24

F i F

44,151 posts

252 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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:Capt Kirk: Well Spock?
:Spock: Still an illogical imbalance in the toast egg hyperdrive Captain.

AB

16,988 posts

196 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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Dualit here - lovely evenly browned hot toast.

Warburtons fits in there fine too :-)

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

55 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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BoRED S2upid said:
I have exactly the same toaster £5 I think. It only toasts square bread anything larger and you have to turn it half way through. Not great at all but then again its a quater the price of a decent toaster so you get a quater of the ability to make toast. What do you expect?
Yeah, laugh stupid me, imagine, expecting a toaster to actually, er, toast bread. The one I bought was actually nearer £20 - but that's not the point.

Why the hell would you sell a toaster (no matter how cheaply) that is fundamentaly flawed in its ability to execute its very reason for existing?

calibrax

4,788 posts

212 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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I raise again... with the Turbofan Toaster...


Agrilla

834 posts

184 months

Wednesday 20th January 2010
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I got a too-good-to-miss deal on a white KA orbital mixer, and the daddy of toasting:



Built like a tank, I've had it years now, and don't expect to have to buy another. Ever.

I think it's comparable to Dualit in terms of quality, and although I love the styling of the Dualit, I prefer the colours of the KA range.

It toasts beautifully, and will take any sliced loaf size

Tonto

2,983 posts

249 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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Toaster report

I've gone through stacks of cheap toasters over the last few years, all crap at toasting!
My latest, a Kenwood, is big enough to accomodate all uk bread, but isn't powerful enough to do frozen toast. I'm looking for a proven toaster. Pity Carlsberg don't do toasters!

Tonto

2,983 posts

249 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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Even Lister had a problem with his toaster.



Mind you, that was because it kept saying "howdy doodly do"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZslRQvv5zM

Edited by Tonto on Thursday 21st January 01:00

Nigel H

1,863 posts

211 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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Is it all down to power? There can't be much to designing a toaster.

I had a look at my Delonghi last night and it's rated at 1600W, Dualit's equivalent is 2200W, so it's got 37% more poke. Which could explain why it's poor. (I couldn't find ratings for other toasters on Comet/Amazon web sites)

Using the Dualit as our basis, for a toaster to be any good you need about 550W per slot for it to be any good.

Oh and of course a slot big enough to fit toast in.

Edited by Nigel H on Thursday 21st January 08:06

DJFish

5,924 posts

264 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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The wonderful thing about Dualit products is that they can last a lifetime because you can buy and fit spare elements and timers.

You don't just throw them away when they stop working.

F i F

44,151 posts

252 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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Slightly off at a tangent, anyone had any experience with other dualit stuff?

We have the kettle so far it's just a kettle.




Anyway back to Dualit toasters....

This might not be the Veyron of toasters, more like the Volvo FH16 Globetrotter XL. hehe