How to be an un-chef

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Simpo Two

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265 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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ThatPhilBrettGuy said:
Ah, the induction numbers of mystery.

I know that '1' is slightly less than the rate of global warming (which is nothing or not a lot depending on your view). 'Boost' is induce nuclear fusion in the pan if you look away at all.

There are useful numbers in between I've been told.
That's how women use central heating thermostats! '10' is off, 30 is 'on' banghead

My hob's top setting after 9 is 'P' - but interestingly it won't let you set it to begin with, only after a short time.

Other than 1-P there's a 'Warm' setting but it doesn't do much. 'Simmer' would be better.

The good news is that induction hobs don't contribute to global warming because air doesn't have iron in it smile I don't think you can fuse iron by nuclear reaction because iron is coincidentally as far as fusion goes. But you could split it into lighter elements.

Hang on, if you can energy out of fusion AND fission then we have perpetural motion nuts

Cotty

39,553 posts

284 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Nicol@ said:
When I am feeling very lazy or no time, I use frozen rice.
Wow how do you make that. I assume you select -10 on the microwave for 6 mins.

Simpo Two

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Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Wow - a microwave freezer - I guess you start with an ordinary microwave and reverse the polarity!

Cotty

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284 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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I think we are onto something here. Its a bit like the coolers you get at an off licence. You know when you buy a white wine pop it into an instant chiller.

scratchchin

Nicol@

3,850 posts

236 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Cotty said:
Nicol@ said:
When I am feeling very lazy or no time, I use frozen rice.
Wow how do you make that. I assume you select -10 on the microwave for 6 mins.
What are you talking about?
I cook/heat the frozen rice in the microwave for a couple of minutes.

Simpo Two

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Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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She freezes the rice then heats it again? Now that's what I call devotion.

ThatPhilBrettGuy

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240 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Simpo Two said:
My hob's top setting after 9 is 'P' - but interestingly it won't let you set it to begin with, only after a short time.
Strange. Ours will go from off to sub-atomic particle destruction in one (all too) easy press.

Cotty

39,553 posts

284 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Simpo Two said:
She freezes the rice then heats it again? Now that's what I call devotion.
Devotion bow

Simpo Two

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Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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It breaks down the cell walls and so makes for a nice rice eating experience.

Or you can take my tip and leave it on 'nuke' until it explodes all over the kitchen...

Now if the Germans had a sense of hunour they coud make the power settings re-nameable, with 9 being 'Zerstorer' or possibly 'Blitz'..

Nicol@

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236 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Cotty said:
Simpo Two said:
She freezes the rice then heats it again? Now that's what I call devotion.
Devotion bow
Noooooo.

You buy it frozen in little bags from the supermarket.

(did I just get hooked on the fishing line?)

Cotty

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Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Nicol@ said:
You buy it frozen in little bags from the supermarket.
You can buy frozen rice? eek

Simpo Two

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Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Yep, comes out of the ground frozen. It's a big export for Iceland...

Nicol@

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236 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Cotty said:
Nicol@ said:
You buy it frozen in little bags from the supermarket.
You can buy frozen rice? eek
Yes, do you really not know this lazy food
http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/sainsburys-price-co...

Cotty

39,553 posts

284 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Nicol@ said:

Yes, do you really not know this lazy food
http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/sainsburys-price-co...
You learn a new thing every day.

Cotty

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284 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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Simpo Two said:
Yep, comes out of the ground frozen. It's a big export for Iceland...
And I thought it grew on trees like pasta.

calibrax

4,788 posts

211 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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That's a marketing slogan maker's dream.

Icy Spicy Rice!! biggrin

Mark Benson

7,516 posts

269 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Delia's surefire rice (God bless Delia)....

Put kettle on to boil.
Put a small amount of veg oil in the bottom of a small saucepan.
Half fill a small cup with rice.
Put pan on a medium heat (I use '6') and add rice to oil and stir to coat rice.
When kettle boils, fill the cup to the brim and pour into pan.
Put lid on pan, turn heat down to it's lowest setting (that would be '1' I'd guess wink ) and set timer for 15 minutes.

Don't be tempted to lift the lid at all until the 15 mins are up.

When timer sounds, lift the lid.
If you can still hear water bubbling, or there is liquid in the bottom of the pan when you shift the rice to one side then replace on the hob and leave for another few minutes.

The rice will come out sticky but not stodgy every time. Always use twice the amount of water to rice and never lift the lid, that's the key.

ThatPhilBrettGuy

11,809 posts

240 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Mark Benson said:
Good stuff
Or, just cook it until it's cooked. That's what I've always done. You can tell when it's not cooked because you put some in your month and go 'that's not cooked yet'.

Mark Benson

7,516 posts

269 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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ThatPhilBrettGuy said:
Mark Benson said:
Good stuff
Or, just cook it until it's cooked. That's what I've always done. You can tell when it's not cooked because you put some in your month and go 'that's not cooked yet'.
Ah, but the joy of Delia's method is that he can still go and watch 'How Do They Do It' safe in the knowledge he isn't returning to a soggy mess....

Simpo Two

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Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Mark Benson said:
Ah, but the joy of Delia's method is that he can still go and watch 'How Do They Do It' safe in the knowledge he isn't returning to a soggy mess....
Good idea! But I don't think '1' would be enough to do anything. 2.5 simmers rice once it's going but it's the careful wind-down from 9 to 2.5 that's like landing Apollo XI on the moon.

Surprised nobody makes an alarm that clips on the side of the pan and squawks when the rising foam/bubbles get to it. Brett, you're a clever bloke - get weaving!