Foods that make you fart

[snowy slopes]

Nice one, thanks

[sherman]

Try going for a curry and then to a real ale festival after for 7+ pints (I lost count). I can barely sit down wih the explosions.

[escargot]

Last night for some reason it was houmous. It wasn't pretty.

[Johnny Drama]

Full English and OJ seems to have a bad effect on me.
As for curries, I avoid Bhuna at all costs due to the onion count it has.

[caziques]

Onto the forth page, and no mention of lamb and parsnip - shame on you.

[Simpo Two]

sherman said:

Try going for a curry and then to a real ale festival after for 7+ pints (I lost count). I can barely sit down wih the explosions.

Try the line 'Blimey, a bit more choke and that would have started!' Works every time



Curry and extra strong mints did it for a friend of mine. He went off like a fire extinguisher apparently (foam variety).