Foods that make you fart

[Simpo Two]

Stagg Chilli must have a new recipe - it tastes nicer and has a nicer texture.

The old version made my pee smell; the new version makes me fart instead

[majordad]

Fartichokes are your only man, boom boom !

[sherman]

andrewrob said:

Shreddies, its got so bad that I am going to have to stop eating them.

My brother had to take a day off school when we were younger because he ate 2 large bowls of shreddies for his breakfast and they had a rather laxative effect on him.

I dont think he has eaten them since.

[gregd]

Christmas dinner for me.. think it's the sprouts and stuffing!

[Dupont666]

Paddy_N_Murphy said:

Beer.

Real Beer. The hand pull stuff.

Guiness for me, strangely enough its usually when Im asleep and the OH gets the onslaught of sleep farting... She has had to leave the bedroom a few times whilst I snore away oblivious.

I do get told about it in the morning...

[soad]

Milk (too much of it), yoghurts too. Some whey protein drinks, bread too. The list goes on...

[Griffo2008]

silverthorn2151 said:

Don said:

The kind that the dog looks at you with disgust after.

Anything from McDonalds seems to evaporate internally, expand in volume and cause intimate venting of the most trumpeting manner!

Best sentence I have read today.

[Mazda Baiter]

Paddy_N_Murphy said:

Beer.

Real Beer. The hand pull stuff.

I give you "Old Spattered Pan".

[Don]

Mazda Baiter said:

I give you "Old Spattered Pan".

[majordad]

Do you call her " old spattered hen" to her face though ?

[bazking69]

An excess amount of any type of beans does it for me.

[Blatter]

Pretty much anything .......

[krallicious]

Handkaese. They seem to love it Frankfurt and are strangly proud of its effects.

It is decribed on virtually ever menu as 'Handkaese mit Musik'. They're slightly odd in Hessen

[F i F]

Chestnut stuffing.

Can't even sleep with myself after that.

[Marf]

krallicious said:

Handkaese. They seem to love it Frankfurt and are strangly proud of its effects.

It is decribed on virtually ever menu as 'Handkaese mit Musik'. They're slightly odd in Hessen

Better than schwanzkaese I suppose

Onions seem to do it for me, Onion Bhajees especially. ^trump^

[Taita]

Protein shakes.

Abysmal - I was asked to stop or be disciplined at my last job

[F i F]

cough

Needs sound on.

kind rgds
Lord Windesmere

[ClintonB]

Pork products!

Nice chicken madras = No great problem & anything milder doesn't bother me at all.

Bacon & Sausage butty (or one of) = Hovercraft impressions & the sts the next day.


Pickled onions & coleslaw both absolutely kill me as well.

[p4pedro]

any food , followed by plenty of chewing gum. Alex fergusen must really blow out.

peter

[Black Sport 160]

Wasabi peas.

The proper ones from the Japan Centre in London are gorgeous.

Produce rancid after effects though.