Foods that make you fart
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krallicious said:
Handkaese. They seem to love it Frankfurt and are strangly proud of its effects.
It is decribed on virtually ever menu as 'Handkaese mit Musik'. They're slightly odd in Hessen
That meaning of "mit Musik" escaped me. I always assumed the Musik was the finely chopped onion. I prefer your explanation!It is decribed on virtually ever menu as 'Handkaese mit Musik'. They're slightly odd in Hessen
Mazda Baiter said:
Marf said:
Onion Bhajees especially. ^trump^
That's because they are mostly chick peas. I got evicted from an aircraft hangar at work once because I was gassing everyone. The cause...chickpea and kidney bean bake.I have banned my wife from cooking with chickpeas now.
I once made the mistake of eating beans and fried egg on toast, then spent a happy afternoon on the real ale. Mrs Slopes has now banned me from ever repeating this, on pain of testicular removal. Apparently, after spending an afternoon on the ale, i smelt like, and i quote mrs slopes here, raw sewage on top of the smell from half a dozen water treatment plants
Oh my word!
I do believe I'm going to burst. I daren't touch any sharp objects for fear of puncturing my outer envelope and turning into a suicide bomber!
My mistake.....visiting the pie and mash shop in Dagenham yesterday lunchtime (1 mash, 2 pies and liquor), 2 pints of Green King IPA late afternoon, beans on toast with fish fingers in the evening with several cans of diet coke.
For gods sake! What's happened to my insides! I could power a small town! I now resemble a Fiat Uno Turbo with bucket exhaust and anti-lag. Unpleasant, noisy and smelly.
I have no friends left and my wife hates me. My son's however, being 17 and 25 are not so squeemish and, I suspect, slightly jealous. I think it was the fish fingers myself!
I have stuck a 'no naked flames' sign on my back for the foreseeable future! Woe is me!
I do believe I'm going to burst. I daren't touch any sharp objects for fear of puncturing my outer envelope and turning into a suicide bomber!
My mistake.....visiting the pie and mash shop in Dagenham yesterday lunchtime (1 mash, 2 pies and liquor), 2 pints of Green King IPA late afternoon, beans on toast with fish fingers in the evening with several cans of diet coke.
For gods sake! What's happened to my insides! I could power a small town! I now resemble a Fiat Uno Turbo with bucket exhaust and anti-lag. Unpleasant, noisy and smelly.
I have no friends left and my wife hates me. My son's however, being 17 and 25 are not so squeemish and, I suspect, slightly jealous. I think it was the fish fingers myself!
I have stuck a 'no naked flames' sign on my back for the foreseeable future! Woe is me!
GregE240 said:
My ex father in law used to make this legendary pea soup with chick peas and chopped up ham. It was lovely, very thick and starchy, with flavoursome bits of ham every so often.
...then it hit you like an express train. I cannot think of any other foodstuff that has such a profound effect on farting, it was quite embarassing at times.
He did eventually pre cook and drain the chick peas to remove some of the starch and fibre etc but it was still pretty bad.
It used to wake me up in the night. Horrid stuff.
So how do you make this soup?? i want to get my own back on someone who does this to me all the time...then it hit you like an express train. I cannot think of any other foodstuff that has such a profound effect on farting, it was quite embarassing at times.
He did eventually pre cook and drain the chick peas to remove some of the starch and fibre etc but it was still pretty bad.
It used to wake me up in the night. Horrid stuff.
snowy slopes said:
GregE240 said:
My ex father in law used to make this legendary pea soup with chick peas and chopped up ham. It was lovely, very thick and starchy, with flavoursome bits of ham every so often.
...then it hit you like an express train. I cannot think of any other foodstuff that has such a profound effect on farting, it was quite embarassing at times.
He did eventually pre cook and drain the chick peas to remove some of the starch and fibre etc but it was still pretty bad.
It used to wake me up in the night. Horrid stuff.
So how do you make this soup?? i want to get my own back on someone who does this to me all the time...then it hit you like an express train. I cannot think of any other foodstuff that has such a profound effect on farting, it was quite embarassing at times.
He did eventually pre cook and drain the chick peas to remove some of the starch and fibre etc but it was still pretty bad.
It used to wake me up in the night. Horrid stuff.
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