URGENT! TO EVERYONE CURRENTLY AWAKE!

[toomuchbeer]

GingerWizard said:

its making my teeth itch so i think its fine. I do like a pint of wine...... i just need some sort of BBQ... meat and flame.... grrrrrr

A pint of wine . That would mean I would drink it as fast as a pint, and things would get messy very quickly.

[GingerWizard]

toomuchbeer said:

GingerWizard said:

its making my teeth itch so i think its fine. I do like a pint of wine...... i just need some sort of BBQ... meat and flame.... grrrrrr

A pint of wine . That would mean I would drink it as fast as a pint, and things would get messy very quickly.

Yep, i'm trying to man the whole expirence up by believing i'm doing the equvilent of a 250bhp shot of NOS in a original mini.

3/4 of the way through now.... bloods getting warm....

[Famous Graham]

Given you've got at least 6 hours before anything definitive is known (why on earth do people stay up?), then you might as well go to bed

[williamp]

Interesting to compare BBC and itv. The latter have more results somehow, so maybe they will be able to call it first

feel sorry for those in the queues. They only had 15hours to vote

[PHmember]

dxg said:

Smash its back doors in.

Good old standard PH response.

[WorAl]

Famous Graham said:

Given you've got at least 6 hours before anything definitive is known (why on earth do people stay up?), then you might as well go to bed

Why the fk would you stay up anyway? Why does it matter? just find out who has won control of the playground in the morning when you get up.

Sad bds.

[JMGS4]

It's not wine FFS.. two hints why
Gallo and
screw top..

american alcoholised grape juice, NOT wine!
Pour it down the loo, it'll do more good there!

[AB]

WorAl said:

Famous Graham said:

Given you've got at least 6 hours before anything definitive is known (why on earth do people stay up?), then you might as well go to bed

Why the fk would you stay up anyway? Why does it matter? just find out who has won control of the playground in the morning when you get up.

Sad bds.

You're tired having stayed up aren't you?

[WorAl]

but not for those reasons

[Matt Evans]

JMGS4 said:

It's not wine FFS.. two hints why
Gallo and
screw top..

Good form.

[Garlick]

WorAl said:

Famous Graham said:

Given you've got at least 6 hours before anything definitive is known (why on earth do people stay up?), then you might as well go to bed

Why the fk would you stay up anyway? Why does it matter? just find out who has won control of the playground in the morning when you get up.

Sad bds.

Because we are interested. Doesn't harm you does it?

ETA: yes I am tired as a result of watching coverage, so will be grumpy today.....

Edited by Garlick on Friday 7th May 09:26

[GTIR]

Matt Evans said:

JMGS4 said:

It's not wine FFS.. two hints why
Gallo and
screw top..

Good form.

Ok Gallo a bit chavy but I though most wines, of all prices, are screw top?

Non.

[JMGS4]

GTIR said:

Matt Evans said:

JMGS4 said:

It's not wine FFS.. two hints why
Gallo and
screw top..

Good form.

Ok Gallo a bit chavy but I though most wines, of all prices, are screw top? Non.

Nooooooo! The argument for a screw top is only for wines of limited shelf life i.e. mostly cheap. It's a cost factor, although there are some good wines with screw tops. For example, living in a wine area, all our local sales are in 1l bottles with a screw top, because of the very short bottle life (consumption not poor wine quality), but all the vintners also fill a corked .7l bottle for the people furtehr away....
If you love wine, you also love the cork (although the %age of corked wine may be higher) as the cork is the natural product, and if it can seal a good bordeaux for 35 years (as are some in my cellar) then it can't be wrong.

BTW Gallo fractionates wine which is IIRR illegal in the EU. Fractionating is effectively cracking it, like crude oil, to reduce it to its component parts and then remix it to an all pervasive same-taste maxi-market glug! (which effectively means all grapes including all the sub-standard sh 1 t, can be and is used!!)

No self respecting vintner will ever fractionate wine as this makes it lose its individuality.... and that is what wine is all about IMHO.. mind you the resident park winos might disagree with that!

[WorAl]

I just disagree with wine in general, it tastes like piss.

Give me a good bourbon or single malt any day.

[thatone1967]

funniest thread I have seen on here in ages....

[Rach*]

NiceCupOfTea said:

if it tastes like piss

Drink it through a straw!

[Furyous]

Rach* said:

NiceCupOfTea said:

if it tastes like piss

Drink it through a straw!

Rach, I like to think Im pretty broad minded, but really !

[GingerWizard]

thatone1967 said:

funniest thread I have seen on here in ages....

I know! In the end i drank the lot, was sleepy, and went to bed. No dodgy bottom in the morning and no hang over so all is well.

[gobuddygo]

JMGS4 said:

GTIR said:

Matt Evans said:

JMGS4 said:

It's not wine FFS.. two hints why
Gallo and
screw top..

Good form.

Ok Gallo a bit chavy but I though most wines, of all prices, are screw top? Non.

Nooooooo! The argument for a screw top is only for wines of limited shelf life i.e. mostly cheap. It's a cost factor, although there are some good wines with screw tops. For example, living in a wine area, all our local sales are in 1l bottles with a screw top, because of the very short bottle life (consumption not poor wine quality), but all the vintners also fill a corked .7l bottle for the people furtehr away....
If you love wine, you also love the cork (although the %age of corked wine may be higher) as the cork is the natural product, and if it can seal a good bordeaux for 35 years (as are some in my cellar) then it can't be wrong.

BTW Gallo fractionates wine which is IIRR illegal in the EU. Fractionating is effectively cracking it, like crude oil, to reduce it to its component parts and then remix it to an all pervasive same-taste maxi-market glug! (which effectively means all grapes including all the sub-standard sh 1 t, can be and is used!!)

No self respecting vintner will ever fractionate wine as this makes it lose its individuality.... and that is what wine is all about IMHO.. mind you the resident park winos might disagree with that!

Good God man chill out, you are a total wine snob, if it tastes nice screw top or cork then its fine, most people would prefer a £12 Kumala wine box than a £15 bottle of over priced French wine that they import to us as a good 'Bordeaux'.

Not all cheap wine is crap but a lot of expensive French wine is.

Edited by gobuddygo on Sunday 9th May 00:29

Edited by gobuddygo on Sunday 9th May 00:34