Waiter, waiter! There's a caterpillar in my lettuce!

[Simpo Two]

Oh my word.

'Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?'

(waiter peers in)

'Backstroke I think'

[Doofus]

Simpo Two said:

Oh my word.

'Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?'

(waiter peers in)

'A st'

EFA

[Cotty]

Pete Franklin said:

I found half a catterpillar in my sandwich today. I'm pretty lazy when it comes to washing salad from the garden. if its been raining i'll just pick shake and stuff it in a roll. A bit of extra protein never hurts.

Bear would approve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuB3kr3ckYE

[Kays vRS]

Last week I found half a slug in a bag of salad. I didn't bother looking for the other half.

[Guvna]

Doofus said:

EFA

What does EFA mean??

[10JH]

My housemate found a massive dead slug in a pack of cherries. Rank.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Enormous fking Aphid

[HereBeMonsters]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Enormous fking Aphid

Did you keep him as a pet, calling him Enormous Al?

[Doofus]

10JH said:

My housemate found a massive dead slug in a pack of cherries. Rank.

4th

[Sheets Tabuer]

[Simpo Two]

Doofus said:

Simpo Two said:

'Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?'

(waiter peers in)

'A st'

EFA

I'm not sure that 50 years has done much for humour...




EFA is 'Edited for Accuracy' (or in this case to use a four-letter word)

[Mobile Chicane]

Simpo Two said:

Doofus said:

Simpo Two said:

'Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?'

(waiter peers in)

'A st'

EFA

I'm not sure that 50 years has done much for humour...




EFA is 'Edited for Accuracy' (or in this case to use a four-letter word)

I'm ashamed to say I laughed at both versions...

[Doofus]

Simpo Two said:

Doofus said:

Simpo Two said:

'Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?'

(waiter peers in)

'A st'

EFA

I'm not sure that 50 years has done much for humour...

No, I know. And I can't apologise enough. I don't know what came over me.

Edited by Doofus on Wednesday 30th June 22:42

[Original Poster]

I once found a bit of meat in my Mcdonalds, only once however.

[h0b0]

I found a deep fried cockroach in my Chinese meal that had been delivered after eating most of it. I called the Chinese restaurant up to complain and they denied everything but I later found them going through my bins to remove the evidence. Not really had much Chinese since then.

[ShadownINja]

h0b0 said:

I found a deep fried cockroach in my Chinese meal that had been delivered after eating most of it. I called the Chinese restaurant up to complain and they denied everything but I later found them going through my bins to remove the evidence. Not really had much Chinese since then.

Well, I wouldn't restrict yourself to not eating Chinese takeaways but any takeaways or restaurant food. Cook it yourself.