Dirty takeaway pictures

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Pferdestarke

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Thursday 17th February 2011
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My thoughts entirely.

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Pferdestarke

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Saturday 19th February 2011
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I'm getting ready to order soon. Indian tonight and I can't wait!!

Some of the food in this thread is mouthwatering stuff!

Pferdestarke

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Saturday 19th February 2011
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Okay - sizzle mix, chicken 'chat', nawab bangla, tarka dall, garlic naan, pilau and poppadoms/pickle. Excellent!


Pferdestarke

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Saturday 5th March 2011
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soad said:
Looks like an average quality pile of fish and slightly scorched chips to me.

Which, incidentally, is no bad thing in my book.

Any accompaniments? 4 slices of Warburton's, 300ml of ketchup, a gallon of mushy peas?

Pferdestarke

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Saturday 5th March 2011
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Hoping for some great pictures tonight.

We are going to a Turkish grill restaurant for a real kebab and some red wine - my first drink all week since being strict.


Pferdestarke

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Monday 7th March 2011
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Cotty said:
Not much point with a curry, don't they all come in brown paper bags. Its like an unwritten rule.
And often with huge greasy patches which leave horrendous stains on your worktop.

Ghee-related tatters.

Pferdestarke

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Monday 7th March 2011
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surrey7er said:
A chap I know that does leather repairs had to do a job on a Range Rover. The owner had hung his takeaway curry from the coat hook in the back.

The swinging motion, combined with a leaky bag, lead to a nice pattern of fluorescent yellow oil stains over much of his cream leather seats. Oops.
Imagine the sickening feeling if that happened.

I once spilled a curry that I'd taken back to a hotel room, pissed, all over the carpet. I thought it would be a good idea to mop it up with a white towel which then looked like i'd had a major bowel problem overnight.

When I woke up the next morning I remembered what I'd done and wrote a note to housekeeping explaining what had happened. I half expected to be billed for the mess.

I then had to sit through a sales meeting smelling like a Tikka balti.


Edited by Pferdestarke on Monday 7th March 17:26

Pferdestarke

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Monday 7th March 2011
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Soovy said:
hehe

I once dropped a load of Marmite on the bedsheets inthe Savoy. It looked like I'd been fliming a scat movie.
I've heard of chocolate body paint but the Marmite equivalent is a revelation!

I'll try that one tonight.
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Pferdestarke

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Monday 7th March 2011
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She's on nights. What was I to do?


Pferdestarke

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Thursday 10th March 2011
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Dan_1981 said:
Mmmmm awaiting my delivery from the Koh-I-noor.......

A chilled beer to get me through the wait.....
Sounds like a photo opportunity.

Pferdestarke

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Thursday 10th March 2011
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How much of it did you devour and are you eating the rest for breakfast?

/hardcore

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Wednesday 23rd March 2011
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Frankeh said:
Me and 4 friends purchased £50 worth of KFC the other day. The pictures don't do it justice at all so I won't post the pics..

IIRC it was:

1* A dipping box + extra wings
3* family buckets of varying types

It was absolutely epic. I think I managed 8 pieces and 2 chips before throwing in the towel and collapsing.
I'll post the picture for you. You're looking well!



Pferdestarke

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Friday 25th March 2011
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Mobile Chicane said:
I know the thread is 'dirty takeaway', but that looks particularly nasty.

How were the chicken skewers? They look hurl
Agreed. It does look particularly bad. Which is good.

Pferdestarke

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Thursday 31st March 2011
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ritmo said:
Mixed (doner+shish+chicken) kebab with mushroom, pepper & onion and large chips. + chilli sauce.
utterly filthy and utterly delicious.
What, no chip spice?

Pferdestarke

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Thursday 7th April 2011
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bobthemonkey said:
I need some Chinese filth in Cardiff; somewhere that delivers.

Any suggestions, and I promise i'll post photos.
http://www.e-resistible.co.uk/chinese-takeaway/cardiff/happy-house

Now get ordering!

Pferdestarke

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Sunday 10th April 2011
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Post-stag do nourishment. Ruchi in Doncaster. Very good


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Sunday 10th April 2011
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Mobile Chicane said:
Most of that I vaguely recognise, however what's at the top? Looks like diarrhoea...
That'll be the tarka dhal then. Highly delicious!

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Saturday 30th April 2011
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Yes, I too will be contributing later with a pic or two of whatever filth I order after a good few glasses of red.

As thread owner and originator I would like to thank both regular and occasional posters for their contributions and for their generosity in sharing images of dirty food in the public domain.
bowtie

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Pferdestarke

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Saturday 30th April 2011
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A decent red





Pferdestarke

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Sunday 1st May 2011
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al1991 said:
Mobile Chicane said:
nono

That looks like something a decent person would eat sober.
Reasonable portions too!

The audacity.
Well yes, but I was far from sober and therefore managed to cram down more than my fair share. The small portion was for PH photographic purposes only and was soon 'reloaded' as the camera was turned off.

I'll try to order some real filth before the week is out to redeem myself.


Edited by Pferdestarke on Monday 2nd May 08:22

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