Dirty takeaway pictures

[Bonefish Blues]

Caulkhead said:

WCZ said:

that cum soaked monstrosity is easily the least appealing dish in this thread

Someone posted a pic of Jordan?

[Vieste]

Paddy_N_Murphy said:

Vieste said:

Going to my local kebab shop again tonight chicken&doner extra chilli sauce washed down with stella

more like it.

Edited by Vieste on Monday 29th August 09:46

[illmonkey]

Unopened beer? Pfft lightweight.

[Vieste]

Trust me soon as the picture was taken that can was open

[OlberJ]

Some bd's stolen yer chips!

[Vieste]

No chips they forgot them and i was foofed if i was going to get back on the motorbike and pick them up.

[BrabusMog]

Thought I'd weigh in with my dining choice for this evening - 9pcs nuggets, 2x chips and 1 chicken donner with ketchup. Burp.

[cheddar]

BrabusMog said:

Thought I'd weigh in with my dining choice for this evening - 9pcs nuggets, 2x chips and 1 chicken donner with ketchup. Burp.

Feck, that's some amount of food for one person, 1 extra point for the disgustingness that is 'nuggets' and another extra for the amount of food.

Docked one point for the watermelon/junkfood juxtaposition.

Solid 8/10.

[vladcjelli]

cheddar said:

BrabusMog said:

Thought I'd weigh in with my dining choice for this evening - 9pcs nuggets, 2x chips and 1 chicken donner with ketchup. Burp.

Feck, that's some amount of food for one person, 1 extra point for the disgustingness that is 'nuggets' and another extra for the amount of food.

Docked one point for the watermelon/junkfood juxtaposition.

Solid 8/10.

Surely +1 for ketchup on the kebab though?

Did you apply this yourself, or is it a kebab shop sanctioned option?

Is filthy either way, but if it's straight out of a Heinz bottle, that makes it a particularly filthy takeaway.

So wrong.

[BrabusMog]

I just asked for lots of ketchup. "No salad?" he asked, I said no, just ketchup please. It really went down quite well for a Friday Filth Fest.

[George H]

Ham, chicken, pineapple, sweetcorn, jalepeno and green pepper pizza with chilli and garlic sauce, accompanied by a portion of cheesy chips and beans with BBQ sauce

[Garlick]

fking hell George!

[George H]

Garlick said:

fking hell George!

It was one of those 'eyes bigger than stomach' moments. Still, half the pizza will do for my dinner tomorrow.

Got to make the most of the girlfriend being on holiday

[Oily Nails]

HAZMAT on alert!

John Cash "Ring of Fire" on the bathroom radio tomorrow morning I fancy

[anonymous-user]

George H said:

That looks like it came out the bin.

That is some combo, I love the Catherine wheel pizza sauce topping, that is double man points there.


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Edited by black pipebandit on Sunday 28th August 12:44

[cheddar]

George H said:

Ham, chicken, pineapple, sweetcorn, jalepeno and green pepper pizza with chilli and garlic sauce, accompanied by a portion of cheesy chips and beans with BBQ sauce

Just how drunk do you lot get?

I think I'm a gannet but I'm an evangelical breatharian compared to what I see on here.

Staggering......

[JaybirdUK]

George H said:

I think you'd need to wear this to handle that monstrosity!

[GarryA]

I love the fact you can't even see the chips.

[George H]

cheddar said:

Just how drunk do you lot get?

I think the answer (in my case at least), is far too drunk.

[ClintonB]

JaybirdUK said:

George H said:

I think you'd need to wear this to handle that monstrosity!

I'd suggest that either George H or those in his immediate vicinity might need such appropriate attire this morning (or quite possibly this afternoon).


'Tis a very strong effort in conjunction with the pizza. Alone I'd suggest some bacon, sausage, doner meat or maybe even a pie on top would be the absolute 10/10