Dirty takeaway pictures

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It certainly lives up to the thread title. fking hell, please confirm that you made it through the night.

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Here's the thread.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

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Matt80M said:

Forgive me father for I have sinned...



(Salt & pepper squid, crispy chilli kung po chicken, egg fried rice.)

Habitat or Ikea? 1 or 3?

Nice squid!

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captainmatt said:

Dan_1981 said:

apologies for the not perfect photo.

Looks pretty damn perfect to me pure filth!

That looks like a fork for giants! Are you a giant Dan?

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paulmurr said:

The whole lot was a fiver, i'm hardly expecting twice fried frites

Absolutely fking terrible.

Well done that man.

On an unrelated matter, here's a video of someone eating a big mac in one bite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmfQkZ02-lg&NR=...

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soad said:

Nothing truly dirty, i'm sort of on a diet, but treats/temptations must be had. Chicken breast pieces were superb- tasty and makes a change from horrid legs and what not. Heinz chili ketchup hit the spot too. All in all, not bad

My instincts tell me you're likely to be hungover this morning! Tell-tale signs are:

Time of post
Type of food
Independent takeaway open in early hours
Cans of pop and booze everywhere
Wild claims of being on a diet after posting a pic of fried chicken and booze

Top work.

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Council Baby said:

Very high quality takeaway nose-bag. Don't waste a drop, or you have failed us badly.

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It's bad when you're speccing up a chinese at 5:40am on a bank holiday Monday. See my choices below.

1 x no. 18 Mixed Hors D`oeuves (for 2)
5.40£

1 x no. 19D Malaysian Crispy Chicken
4.30£

1 x no. 60 Crispy Shredded Chilli Beef
4.80£

1 x no. 81 Kung Po King Prawns
5.00£

1 x no. 102 Plain Chow Mein with Bean Sp
2.80£

1 x no. 127 Nasi Goreng
4.90£

1 x no. 19 Prawn Crackers
1.10£

+ delivery
1.40£
Total:
29.70

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Council Baby said:

I am pleased to report that the above curry has just been finished for breakfast

Breakfast of champions!

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Podie said:

Is that all just for you?

The order never took place as we had a large lunch. It was the culinary equivalent of going on bmw.co.uk and creating your ideally specced car.

Sad I know, but this food bug's got me bitten.

I am really craving a massive plate of filth right now.

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bd.

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bulldong said:

I know this is the point of the thread, but the typical English idea of what a Chinese takeaway is, is totally disgusting. Basically slop in st sauce, with st meat. I hated Chinese food until I moved abroad.

ETA: Indian on the other hand... nothing beats a good Birmingham DIRTY ass curry.

Edited by bulldong on Thursday 2nd June 01:58

I agree with your comments re: English Chinese slop. It was a treat as a child to have a "Chinky" on a Saturday night. My parents would order and I would eat, never questioning the battered low-grade reformed rubbish I was eating. But why would I?

It wasn't until I began to cook for myself with fresh, decent quality ingredients that I started to see it for what it really is. But as they say; a little bit of what you fancy does you no harm and at least I am under no illusions what the Chinese chefs cooking this crap are serving us.

The fact is, if a Chinese takeaway was to serve truly authentic, fresh food in the way they do over there, they'd be out of business and on a plane back home before you could say "egg foo yung"

Many people don't know what real food is and they are the ones that aren't ready for such a change. Sadly, they probably never will be!

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Jer_1974 said:

Special curry with chips and noodles.

Epic noodles! They've seen a blistering wok and plenty of soy!

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Penny-lope said:

Got I want...I just had scampi and fecking waffles

Scampi yes, waffles no.

Just order what you did the other week and you won't feel so frustrated.

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Cotty said:

I would love to post an entry, im starving.

Come on, let's see one. It's a phone call away!

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NotKenBlock said:

About as 'dirty' as I get with my takeaways nowadays, i await the hurls of abuse. Did have mayo and mint sauce on together though for added dirt points.


photo by notkenblock, on Flickr

Edit: its a Chicken kebab

Get that fking healthy st off this thread!! It has no place here!

Mods? Please?

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Filth tonight. Large Big Mac Meal and a six McNuggets chaser with chilli and barbecue sauce. But then I was still hungry so I cooked some of my amazing maple cure American streaky bacon. It's like dog treats, for human beings!

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Cotty said:

So you have seen that YouTube vid with the dog as well

This one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q

I am their biggest fan. I watch every Tuesday without fail.

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Epic Mealtime are Canada's number one YouTube hit. They are about to make it, big time. Watch their progress by subscribing here: http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime

Another guy to watch is Furious Pete, also from Canada. He's just about to make it big in Germany. He's one of the World's biggest competitive eaters

http://www.youtube.com/user/furiouspete123

This is crazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNdZlbgPpBU&fea...

Edited by Pferdestarke on Friday 10th June 20:07

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Cotty said:

No this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

Yes, it had me in stitches the first time too.