Dirty takeaway pictures

[Pferdestarke]

Pixel-Snapper said:

Like it TPW....

Maybe we should start a part 2 thread as this one is becoming 2 years old as of the end of this month!!!!

I'm fking livid.

How very dare you?

This needs to stay. It has a cult following and besides, nobody's stopping anyone from posting fine dining takeaways - it's just that you then get the piss ripped out of you for it not being dirty enough.

[C996]

Cotty said:

You don't think "Photos of your dinner" are home made. I admit a couple of resturant meals have slipped in but the thread is supposed to be things people cooked themselves.

Yea apologies i just realized that after posting!

[Melman Giraffe]

pidsy said:

C996 said:

PS.

Whats this CSV? apart from being a excel file, going by the posts I think I have a pretty good idea but not entirely sure

honestly,

dont ask.

A dish that looked like the contents of your nose whilst suffering with a heavy cold!

[V8mate]

At risk of falling into a trap, Google assisted with photographic identification, but what does CSV stand for?

And why does it annoy Mr G. so much?

[Melman Giraffe]

V8mate said:

At risk of falling into a trap, Google assisted with photographic identification, but what does CSV stand for?

And why does it annoy Mr G. so much?

Because it was posted soooooo many time's and IS the ultimate FILTH!!

[V8mate]

A kindly soul has provided the acronym details by SMS. Thank you, Sir.

What's the actual name of the dish, assuming you wanted to order it?

[calibrax]

Council Baby said:

CSV

A creamed chinese dish...I think.

Edited in case Garlick pulls a strop

Edited by Council Baby on Tuesday 9th October 16:32

Cream of Sum Yung Gai, served on top of Up Chuk.

[Pixel-Snapper]

Pferdestarke said:

Pixel-Snapper said:

Like it TPW....

Maybe we should start a part 2 thread as this one is becoming 2 years old as of the end of this month!!!!

I'm fking livid.

How very dare you?

This needs to stay. It has a cult following and besides, nobody's stopping anyone from posting fine dining takeaways - it's just that you then get the piss ripped out of you for it not being dirty enough.

Wow there Nelly are your knickers twisted?

vladcjelli said:

Pixel-Snapper said:

...this one is becoming 2 years old as of the end of this month!!!!

Have to start saving up for an end of month celebratory effort.

Choices, choices...

Which way to go for such a momentous occasion?

Big 'bab or oriental buffet?

Maybe we should all do this then as a thank you to Pferd for introducing us to this fine established tradition.

[ambuletz]

Hmm, only 6 dirty takeaways since friday. Are some of our hearts giving in?

[AB]

ambuletz said:

Hmm, only 6 dirty takeaways since friday. Are some of our hearts giving in?

I've stopped eating them sober - so the only time I have one now is after a night out when generally I'm too whamo'd to remember to take a picture and post it.

I have sometimes looked at this thread and spotted things I don't remember posting though

[thetapeworm]

ambuletz said:

Hmm, only 6 dirty takeaways since friday. Are some of our hearts giving in?

I had one last night but it wasn't worthy of a photo and it had salad on.

However I have a question - if you ordered a "Seekh Donner in Naan" would you expect just seekh kebabs or this and some donner?

Scarily if I google image search this I get one of my own pictures from this very thread as the first result. I feel dirty.

[AB]

thetapeworm said:

However I have a question - if you ordered a "Seekh Donner in Naan" would you expect just seekh kebabs or this and some donner?

If you ordered Chicken Donner, would you expect Donner meat (as we know it)?

Nope.

I think the donner in that instance comes from the fact its shaved off a spit of processed ste

[thetapeworm]

AB said:

thetapeworm said:

However I have a question - if you ordered a "Seekh Donner in Naan" would you expect just seekh kebabs or this and some donner?

If you ordered Chicken Donner, would you expect Donner meat (as we know it)?

Nope.

I think the donner in that instance comes from the fact its shaved off a spit of processed ste

It was basically 3 deep fried dog sh*ts made out of "meat" and filler, some salad, chilli sauce and a naan, tasted wonderful.

[GALLARDOGUY]

I've had a couple in the fruit bowl, but I always order same stuff, so you've seen it all before.

[AB]

Pcs. Name Description Unit Price Total
2 X 1. Thai Prawn Crackers (Starters) - Served with a delicious sweet & chilli sauce £ 1.50 £ 3.00
1 X 33. Mixed Seafood Stir Fry (Seafood) (Stir-Fried Dishes) - Stir fried with garlic, hot & spicy chilli sauce with Thai herbs & fine green beans £ 6.50 £ 6.50
1 X 44. Chips (Rice) - £ 1.00 £ 1.00
1 X 14. Tom Yum (Prawn) (Starters) - Chicken, pork, prawn, fish), hot & spicy soup with mushrooms, spring onions, lemon grass, galangal, lime leaf & cherry tomatoes £ 3.50 £ 3.50
Card fee: £ 0.50
Delivery price: £ 0.00

Total: £ 14.50
Comments:
Please could you make all dishes as hot as possible. Thanks

The order is to be delivered AS SOON AS POSSIBLE the 10-10-2012
Please note that changes in delivery time can occur. Any changes can be seen by clicking here.

I've tried a sober one!!

ETA: I hate rice, chips are better!

[Council Baby]

I had 2 fk off garlic stuffed crust chilli pepperoni pizzas on Sunday but forgot pics.

The local Thai makes the green curry too weak and runny so I'm making my own extra large hot 'bd green curry' this evening.

Edit to add pseudo takeaway extra hot bd filth attempt

Edited by Council Baby on Wednesday 10th October 20:25

[BrabusMog]

Left my laptop at work but, when I eventually make it home, I'll snap sons filth and email it to myself so that I hve a stern reminder to post filth up in the morning.

[LawrenceR]

BrabusMog said:

Left my laptop at work but, when I eventually make it home, I'll snap sons filth and email it to myself so that I hve a stern reminder to post filth up in the morning.

Is it me, or is that just wrong!!!!

[Cotty]

Council Baby said:

The local Thai makes the green curry too weak and runny so I'm making my own extra large hot 'bd green curry' this evening.

Hate to say it but thats "photos of your dinner" thread. Even if you are recreating a dirty curry, at least you know where the meat has come from

[giblet]

Dying from man flu at the moment so decided to have an extra spicy chicken burger meal for lunch.



Sadly due to my blocked nose I couldn't taste much.