Dirty takeaway pictures
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k me that is dirty well done 
giblet said:
My my how time flies. Pferdestarke started this infamous thread just over 2 years ago now. Since that fateful day we have seen all manner of horrors from various posters, with the CSV ranked as the worst dish so far. My first post on this thread was on page 2 and consisted of a picture of a parmo, well a half parmo to be precise.
Since that post I have uploaded a stupid number of pictures, and to celebrate the 2 year anniversary of this thread and my first post in it I decided to return to my roots and finally attempt a full parmo. As some of you may know the parmo is one eye boggling dish in terms of content and calories. A large parmo with chips and salad contains about 2600 calories and 150g of fat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parmo#Nutritional_information)
The takeaway I have used before for my parmos have recently moved and revamped their menu. They now offer a variety of sauces on the parmos so I decided to have half mine with the standard bechamel and cheddar and have the other with a bit of pizza/tomato sauce as well.
I placed the order, and watched Chelsea beat Man U whilst my order was prepared. 45 mins later this was delivered to my doorstep -
FYI the container is a 11" pizza box. The full parmo was served as two halves. This was the plain one -
And this one was the one with pizza sauce -
After around 35-45 mins of casual eating, this is what was left. Grim, I know -
As you can see, the salad was left untouched as per usual and the grease, well that was just disgusting. Having finally conquered a full parmo I have now decided to hang up my boots and make a proper attempt at losing some sodding weight. I have enjoyed my time on this thread and will continue to catch up on it from time to time, but hopefully I won't be posting any pictures for a while. Keep up the good work chaps!
Bravo.Since that post I have uploaded a stupid number of pictures, and to celebrate the 2 year anniversary of this thread and my first post in it I decided to return to my roots and finally attempt a full parmo. As some of you may know the parmo is one eye boggling dish in terms of content and calories. A large parmo with chips and salad contains about 2600 calories and 150g of fat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parmo#Nutritional_information)
The takeaway I have used before for my parmos have recently moved and revamped their menu. They now offer a variety of sauces on the parmos so I decided to have half mine with the standard bechamel and cheddar and have the other with a bit of pizza/tomato sauce as well.
I placed the order, and watched Chelsea beat Man U whilst my order was prepared. 45 mins later this was delivered to my doorstep -
FYI the container is a 11" pizza box. The full parmo was served as two halves. This was the plain one -
And this one was the one with pizza sauce -
After around 35-45 mins of casual eating, this is what was left. Grim, I know -
As you can see, the salad was left untouched as per usual and the grease, well that was just disgusting. Having finally conquered a full parmo I have now decided to hang up my boots and make a proper attempt at losing some sodding weight. I have enjoyed my time on this thread and will continue to catch up on it from time to time, but hopefully I won't be posting any pictures for a while. Keep up the good work chaps!
Chaps, it's been good, but I am laying off the Take-aways for now.
I'm getting fat, not gonna lie and I have a Holiday to Cyprus next May, I don't want to be looking like a pregnant guy.
So for now, my duvet picnics are going to cease to be for a while (Although I had one last night..)
Cheers
I'm getting fat, not gonna lie and I have a Holiday to Cyprus next May, I don't want to be looking like a pregnant guy.
So for now, my duvet picnics are going to cease to be for a while (Although I had one last night..)
Cheers
D3fender said:
Feck.... wife's out and that, council baby, looks rather good.
I fear a Just-Eat browsing session coming on!
She will go nuts as I'm fat enough, and we were going to eat something unhealthy together tomorrow night.
I can help. I fear a Just-Eat browsing session coming on!
She will go nuts as I'm fat enough, and we were going to eat something unhealthy together tomorrow night.
Order what you like. I'd suggest a dirty great Chinese.
Eat it like it's about to be taken from you by your angry wife.
Wash your dishes, wipe the worktop, take out the rubbish and hide any evidence deep within the bin.
She'll never know and you get what you want.
She even gets to suffer the flatulence in bed too.
We want pictures.
Pferdestarke said:
I can help.
Order what you like. I'd suggest a dirty great Chinese.
Eat it like it's about to be taken from you by your angry wife.
Wash your dishes, wipe the worktop, take out the rubbish and hide any evidence deep within the bin.
She'll never know and you get what you want.
She even gets to suffer the flatulence in bed too.
We want pictures.
She may notice the un-eaten meal in the fridge....Order what you like. I'd suggest a dirty great Chinese.
Eat it like it's about to be taken from you by your angry wife.
Wash your dishes, wipe the worktop, take out the rubbish and hide any evidence deep within the bin.
She'll never know and you get what you want.
She even gets to suffer the flatulence in bed too.
We want pictures.
Too late now -
Pcs. Name Description Unit Price Total
1 X 115. Curry Chicken (Curry Dishes) - £ 4.50 £ 4.50
1 X 156. Singapore Fried Rice (Rice Dishes) - Hot £ 4.80 £ 4.80
1 X 169. Singapore Chow Mein (Chow Mein Dishes) - £ 5.50 £ 5.50
1 X 177B. Pancake, Small Chips & Curry (Extras) - £ 3.70 £ 3.70
Delivery price: £ 0.00
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