Dirty takeaway pictures

[GALLARDOGUY]

I've conquered her many times.

She's a sure thing so I guess that's why I can post this st rather than give her my full undivided attention!

[Pferdestarke]

She must think you're a serial texter. Little does she know you're posting in a DTA forum.

Come on, let us pollute this page with a chick pic!

[escargot]

Yeah GG, show us her kebab.

[exgtt]

TBF a few off shot chick flick pics would be legendary. Just what this thread needs...

[calibrax]

She might just qualify as a dirty takeaway...

[russ_a]

What about a picture of her naked body covered in Chinese?

[exgtt]

He was in an Indian, might still be in an indian??

[Pferdestarke]

He's obviously forced a vindaloo on her!

[ambuletz]

^ lol what the hell.

[giblet]

Post dinner snack last night



Standard chicken burger with extra mini fillets, chilli sauce on the fries and a mini wrap thing as a starter

[Mr Roper]

£1.50?

[giblet]

Mr Roper said:

£1.50?

I wish! Total cost that with a can of Tango was just under £6. Useless barstewards no longer sell my favoured drink which is the Rubicon diabetes in a can.

[Evoluzione]

Friday nights delights:



5/10 for food, 10/10 for the beer I would say.

Anyone care to take a guess as to what it was? I'll send a piece of my next one to the winner....

[jas xjr]

Evoluzione said:

Friday nights delights:



5/10 for food, 10/10 for the beer I would say.

Anyone care to take a guess as to what it was? I'll send a piece of my next one to the winner....

just shocked at the drink of choice , sorry .

[Vieste]

Pork and egg fried rice? and sod drinking that stuff i would rather drink my own piss.

[Evoluzione]

Vieste said:

Pork and egg fried rice? and sod drinking that stuff i would rather drink my own piss.

Yes, as per title: 'Dirty'.

Food? No-where near, correct on the egg fried rice though.

[Mr Roper]

Turkey, beef and ham.

Breakfast, dinner and tea sorted.

[Dan_1981]

3 meals?

From one Subway?

[Glenred]

Evoluzione said:

Friday nights delights:



.

Special brew

Are you a tramp?

[boxst]

Mr Roper said:

Turkey, beef and ham.

Breakfast, dinner and tea sorted.

That isn't particularly dirty. Well, unless you watched the person make it just root around in various orifices beforehand which is more than possible in a subway...