Dirty takeaway pictures

[poprock]

Here, I quite like that ‘fryer in the garage’ idea. Must stop the wife complaining about the smell of fat in the house.

[Drive Blind]

LOL @ the fryer in the garage

is this an alternative take on the guy who has a bottle of whisky secretly stashed in the garden hut and enjoys 'gardening' every night?

[OlberJ]

Hmmm, i'm admiring the originality and tech set up.

But in the ethos of the thread, shirley they should have been mixed together and eaten cold?

Then again, deep frying is the answer to just about everything.

It gets a from me.

[Soovy]

Pferdestarke said:

What do you do to liven up an average bank holiday takeaway from the night before?

Remove it from the fridge


Mix it up


Add a third of it to a large spring roll wrapper and roll it up



Repeat x 3


Deep fry (in the garage) watch for Miracle Grow contamination


Rest


Serve and devour


Nobody can say it's not a takeaway and the fact that I mashed three curries and a tarka dhal in to one surely means it's dirty!

God walks amongst us mere mortal.



Especially loving the deep fryer in the garage.



God bless you.

[vladcjelli]

Pferdestarke said:

Add a third of it to a large spring roll wrapper and roll it up



Repeat x 3

How long do those spring roll wrappers keep?

Might have to get some in.

[Pferdestarke]

vladcjelli said:

How long do those spring roll wrappers keep?

Might have to get some in.

fking years! (Frozen, you'll understand)

[Dibble]

I was on a late shift yesterday, so here's last night's effort from me:



Large chicken kebab, ketchup, garlic mayo and chilli sauce. With a cheesy garlic bread. Which are both on top of another regular garlic bread. Can of (full fat) Vimto.

No cutlery involved. No paper towels left in the building, so I had to use bog roll as a "napkin" once I was done. To serve and protect, people, to serve and protect...

[LordGrover]

No cutlery, just cuffs.

[Dibble]

LordGrover said:

No cutlery, just cuffs.

But not used to eat the garlic kebabread with. I just invented a new word/food group. Right ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ up there. No charge.

[Pferdestarke]

Dibble said:

I was on a late shift yesterday, so here's last night's effort from me:



Large chicken kebab, ketchup, garlic mayo and chilli sauce. With a cheesy garlic bread. Which are both on top of another regular garlic bread. Can of (full fat) Vimto.

No cutlery involved. No paper towels left in the building, so I had to use bog roll as a "napkin" once I was done. To serve and protect, people, to serve and protect...

Double hard bd points for the cuffs and dildo in the background!

[Dibble]

Pferdestarke said:

Double hard bd points for the cuffs and dildo in the background!

I hadn't noticed I'd got them in shot until I'd finished - you can see from the half eaten kebabread I'd forgotten about the thread until after I'd started eating. I'd just taken my cuffs and baton off and lobbed them on the desk.

[Soovy]

Pferdestarke said:

Dibble said:

I was on a late shift yesterday, so here's last night's effort from me:



Large chicken kebab, ketchup, garlic mayo and chilli sauce. With a cheesy garlic bread. Which are both on top of another regular garlic bread. Can of (full fat) Vimto.

No cutlery involved. No paper towels left in the building, so I had to use bog roll as a "napkin" once I was done. To serve and protect, people, to serve and protect...

Double hard bd points for the cuffs and dildo in the background!

Dibble - you're a genius, chum.

I have a vision of you eating that lot before interviewing a suspect.

"Shat it, you mappit. Ahhhhm the old bill, and I ain't appy...."

[Dirty Frank]

You guys need to be applauded for eating some of the crap on this thread, most of it is making my stomach turn. I wish I was brave enough to try it but itll all make me feel ill.

[Tango13]

Pferdestarke said:

Bonefish Blues said:

Caulkhead said:

WCZ said:

that cum soaked monstrosity is easily the least appealing dish in this thread

Someone posted a pic of Jordan?

Said Kris Akabusi!

I got it even no one else did.

[Pferdestarke]

Soovy said:

Pferdestarke said:

Dibble said:

I was on a late shift yesterday, so here's last night's effort from me:



Large chicken kebab, ketchup, garlic mayo and chilli sauce. With a cheesy garlic bread. Which are both on top of another regular garlic bread. Can of (full fat) Vimto.

No cutlery involved. No paper towels left in the building, so I had to use bog roll as a "napkin" once I was done. To serve and protect, people, to serve and protect...

Double hard bd points for the cuffs and dildo in the background!

Dibble - you're a genius, chum.

I have a vision of you eating that lot before interviewing a suspect.

"Shat it, you mappit. Ahhhhm the old bill, and I ain't appy...."

Dibble spots a youth driving away from a kebab house...

"Is this your kebab sir?"

"Gimme that here! Boy racer, just turned 17, thinks he's Nicky Lauda!"

"I've got me eye on you. Now on your way, you black .......!!"

Pleased with his confiscation, Dibble returns to the squad car (Vauxhall Senator 3.0 24v) to devour his snap!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvPnPI8mJGM

[Pferdestarke]

Tango13 said:

Pferdestarke said:

Bonefish Blues said:

Caulkhead said:

WCZ said:

that cum soaked monstrosity is easily the least appealing dish in this thread

Someone posted a pic of Jordan?

Said Kris Akabusi!

I got it even no one else did.

[Pixel-Snapper]

Dirty Frank said:

You guys need to be applauded for eating some of the crap on this thread, most of it is making my stomach turn. I wish I was brave enough to try it but itll all make me feel ill.

BANNED

[Dibble]

Soovy said:

Dibble - you're a genius, chum.

This should alter your view. Today's"lunch", a sausage roll buttie:



Even worse better, I ate two.

[escargot]

they've been microwaved too! good work mate

[Devilstreak]

Dibble said:

This should alter your view. Today's"lunch", a sausage roll buttie:



Even worse better, I ate two.

That's inspired!