Dirty takeaway pictures

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Ross1988

1,234 posts

182 months

Tuesday 2nd November 2010
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I'm actually sad I got to the end of this thread so quickly.

Great work gents.

I think we should get to choose Cotty and Nick's Takeaway choice, sort of PH Vs Food.

Cotty

39,387 posts

283 months

Tuesday 2nd November 2010
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Chuffer said:
I'm now picturing a tower of some sort with takeaways, Jenga like.

scratchchin
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al1991

4,552 posts

179 months

Tuesday 2nd November 2010
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VEX said:
tamore said:
wiffmaster said:
I reckon my housemate's 'creation' will be hard to top for pure filth:





A doner kebab topped with 'salad', chilli sauce and mango sauce, all served on a medium margarita Domino's Pizza base. It took quite some time to finish. Personally, I felt he should have manned up and ordered a large Domino's, but this is still a fine effort.
as a stoodent in hull, i got doner pizzas off the menu. think the placed were called prima and sorrento. utter beatiful filth!
Nooooooo Waaayyyyy.

I used to do that to, never seen it since but secretly miss it as well.

Take-a-way was just around the corner to me at the beginning of Spring Bank West, opposite the Toby pub.

Awesome.

V.
Prima's good, but Haworth Pizza is the best wink

peterbredde

775 posts

199 months

Tuesday 2nd November 2010
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Google [bot] said:
Here's my Octostack. A double-up of Hungry Jacks (= Burger King) Quad Stack:

vomit Got to take my hat off to you though

bazking69

8,620 posts

189 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2010
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This thread is filth.

Ultuous

2,247 posts

190 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2010
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Sunday night's filth: Chicken Madras, Saag Aloo, Mushroom Rice and Peshwari Naan - the perfect (attempt to) cure to a stonking hangover:



I've been enjoying the services of this particular curry house ever since a housemate introduced me to it many years ago - whilst putting refinement firmly to one side, it is quite simply the most tasty curry I've had outside of Asia... Generations of households I've lived in have dialed their number, spoken to the nice lady at the other end and waited for our lovely grub to be delivered across the city straight to the door! smile

The thing is, having never had to visit the establishment in person, I'd developed a terrible fear that we had, in fact, been eating from a complete sthole all this time (the nice lady being more like Grotbags in person), and couldn't bring myself to as much as look at the shop front on the few occasions I've been past...

After recently falling victim to 'the mental' and moving out on my lonesome, said establishment is now just a stone's throw from my front door and opposite the local. Having found myself without company and wanting a ruby fix this weekend, I had to order enough to exceed the minimum for delivery and thus not face my probably (but quite possibly not!) irrational fear!

The solution was cleary staring straight at me - order two night's worth and thus reheat my favourite filth on Monday night too!.. biggrin Chicken Bhuna, Vegetable rice and the leftovers of the sundries from the night before... HAPPY DAYS!... Nom nom nom!





Cotty

39,387 posts

283 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2010
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Ultuous said:
What is that yellow ring round the plate, it does not look like a sauce.

Ultuous

2,247 posts

190 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2010
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Just the design of the plates... worryingly similar to the colour of the rice though!

Cotty

39,387 posts

283 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2010
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Ultuous said:
Just the design of the plates... worryingly similar to the colour of the rice though!
Strange design paperbag

Ultuous

2,247 posts

190 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2010
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Indeed... that's what years of eating curries cut with god know's what ingredients does to one's brain when it comes to choosing tableware.

I wondered how long it would take for the plates to be of more interest than the food in this thread... Maybe the editor of Razzle has similar problems???

I Am Milk

1,067 posts

203 months

Thursday 4th November 2010
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al1991 said:
VEX said:
tamore said:
wiffmaster said:
I reckon my housemate's 'creation' will be hard to top for pure filth:





A doner kebab topped with 'salad', chilli sauce and mango sauce, all served on a medium margarita Domino's Pizza base. It took quite some time to finish. Personally, I felt he should have manned up and ordered a large Domino's, but this is still a fine effort.
as a stoodent in hull, i got doner pizzas off the menu. think the placed were called prima and sorrento. utter beatiful filth!
Nooooooo Waaayyyyy.

I used to do that to, never seen it since but secretly miss it as well.

Take-a-way was just around the corner to me at the beginning of Spring Bank West, opposite the Toby pub.

Awesome.

V.
Prima's good, but Haworth Pizza is the best wink
As a current student in Hull, I can confirm that Haworth is indeed the best for filth pizza.

They also do the best chip spice. By a long shot.

NDA

21,479 posts

224 months

Thursday 4th November 2010
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Brabinger took away the salmon. Is that a takeaway?


al1991

4,552 posts

179 months

Thursday 4th November 2010
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I Am Milk said:
al1991 said:
VEX said:
tamore said:
wiffmaster said:
I reckon my housemate's 'creation' will be hard to top for pure filth:





A doner kebab topped with 'salad', chilli sauce and mango sauce, all served on a medium margarita Domino's Pizza base. It took quite some time to finish. Personally, I felt he should have manned up and ordered a large Domino's, but this is still a fine effort.
as a stoodent in hull, i got doner pizzas off the menu. think the placed were called prima and sorrento. utter beatiful filth!
Nooooooo Waaayyyyy.

I used to do that to, never seen it since but secretly miss it as well.

Take-a-way was just around the corner to me at the beginning of Spring Bank West, opposite the Toby pub.

Awesome.

V.
Prima's good, but Haworth Pizza is the best wink
As a current student in Hull, I can confirm that Haworth is indeed the best for filth pizza.

They also do the best chip spice. By a long shot.
I thought they all just used this:



Or is that just the one they all sell I wonder.

Edited by al1991 on Thursday 4th November 02:24

I Am Milk

1,067 posts

203 months

Thursday 4th November 2010
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I once had a very drunken conversation with the people in Haworth Pizza and inquired about their Chip Spice, they say they make their own, and I'm sure they told me the ingredients but I was awfully stted and was more interested in getting my Chips and Cheese (which I promptly vomited up when I got home.)



Chip spice is the ultimate seasoning though.


everGreddy

195 posts

201 months

Thursday 4th November 2010
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juice said:
The Best take-away stuff..EVER

Poutine



I'm sure they put crack cocaine in it as you can't stop eating this stuff....
Yeaaaaa, there is a place not 3 blocks from here does 50 varieties of poutine! If I hadn't just eaten I'd be there in a flash right now......

tamore

6,781 posts

283 months

Thursday 4th November 2010
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I Am Milk said:
I once had a very drunken conversation with the people in Haworth Pizza and inquired about their Chip Spice, they say they make their own, and I'm sure they told me the ingredients but I was awfully stted and was more interested in getting my Chips and Cheese (which I promptly vomited up when I got home.)



Chip spice is the ultimate seasoning though.
i was working on an SAP rollout in hong kong, and met a trainer there who lived just outside hull. after a discussion about chip spice, he sent me a couple of shakers during a visit home. great stuff, but sets like rock if not used for a while.

Pferdestarke

Original Poster:

7,179 posts

186 months

Thursday 4th November 2010
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Where can I get this chip spice so prevalent in Hull? I want some for my larder.

tamore

6,781 posts

283 months

Thursday 4th November 2010
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Pferdestarke said:
Where can I get this chip spice so prevalent in Hull? I want some for my larder.
hull wink, or http://www.chipspice.co.uk/

Pferdestarke

Original Poster:

7,179 posts

186 months

Thursday 4th November 2010
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tamore said:
Pferdestarke said:
Where can I get this chip spice so prevalent in Hull? I want some for my larder.
hull wink, or http://www.chipspice.co.uk/
Ordered. £3.49 delivered. I can't wait and will have to clean the deep fat fryer, which is the worst job in the world by far.

Oh well, it'll be worth it, for my new CHIP SPICE!

I Am Milk

1,067 posts

203 months

Thursday 4th November 2010
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Just a word of warning, you won't need salt as well as chip spice.

Unless you really fancy a heart attack wink
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