Dirty takeaway pictures

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A night of excess at our house. a bottle of dark ale, ten shots of honey JD and a huge plate of Chinese. I ate half of it and passed out on the sofa. I woke up at 6am freezing cold.

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If I didn't before I certainly feel like a do now!

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It won't when it falls out at the other end.

Ouch!

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Anyone fancy a Chinese?

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calibrax said:

DoctorX said:

Whats all that st in the meat? Bones, sinew, a ring pull?

Bones. Proper traditional Jamaican food

Bones? In meat? Never!

Be sure to order curried Pek next time Cali.

Gwagon111 said:

There was sauce, I forgot to pour said sauce over the take away before I took the photo

I could handle a plate of that. With sauce.

Have you put any back on yet?

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Strange isn't it? Im still off the booze since Christmas and it's mid march for god's sake.

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She must think you're a serial texter. Little does she know you're posting in a DTA forum.

Come on, let us pollute this page with a chick pic!

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He's obviously forced a vindaloo on her!

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Mr Roper said:

What's on the menu for tonight chaps?

Ribs. Two racks of ribs. They've been in since midday at 130c.

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Giblet - there has to be 5000 calories in that little lot!

What height/weight are you?

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Nothing to worry about then. Crack on sir.

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ClassicMercs said:

One of you is counting calories (clue in the photo - other than the obvious)

No chips on Mrs' plate?

Not the calculator or scales surely?

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Mr Roper said:

Pow!

Now we're talking! That crispy beef dish or whatever it is has made my mouth dance!

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Did you eat it or climb it?

Looks filthy, salty, greasy and probably carcinogenic.

Fits well here.

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We are about to reach 10,000 posts in here.

Can we keep it to this thread - rather than split it? I swear splitting the dinner thread killed it by approximately 36.42%

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I'm celebrating this thread's conception by ordering a Chinese on Saturday.

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tamore said:

you could have put some sawdust on there too, for a bit of moisture!

Where's the sauce?