Show us your hot sauce

[tedmus]

Tesco have just started selling this, it's quite nice, a little bit sweet and it's quite thick, comes in a screw top bottle rather than a flip top for splashing.

[Tycho]

I just opened this little vintage number and almost killed half the office....



Forgot to tell them that it'll give you a bad case of the farts as well. (The type that you can't trust...)

[qube_TA]

Bought one of these the other day:



It's fantastic, nearly used it up already, killer on pretty much anything.

[Luke.]

qube_TA said:

Bought one of these the other day:



It's fantastic, nearly used it up already, killer on pretty much anything.

£4 for the grinder. £3 for delivery. 2nd class. fk off. Greedy cnts.

[Studio117]

Its actually just rank. Hot but no real flavour. Franks is much better.

[DeuxCentCinq]

Studio117 said:

Its actually just rank. Hot but no real flavour. Franks is much better.

Agree. Not a fan of scotch bonnets, weird earthy but tangy.

[MonkeyBusiness]

Finally got round to ordering some of Byron Bay stuff (had to have a clear out before getting anything else).
I did pick up a jar of the Chilli Jam Man 'MoJo' jam. Very very hot but great flavour.

Current crop :

Edited by MonkeyBusiness on Friday 29th May 15:57

[MonkeyBusiness]

Anyone fancy buying this and letting me know what it's like?

http://www.scorchio.co.uk/extreme-biohazard-millio...

[Japveesix]

No photo but I popped into the hot sauce emporium in Bristol for a new sauce and came away with this:

http://www.hotsauce.com/Most-Wanted-Pain-is-Good-C...

Not tried it yet but generally like chipotle sauces and was told it's pretty hot but with lots of flavour.

Also bought some Salted Caramel and Naga Jolokia chocolate which is amazing. It would be really lovely without the chilli but it's more interesting with it:

http://www.hotsauceemporium.co.uk/shop/fiery-snack...

[Birkin1932]

MonkeyBusiness said:

Anyone fancy buying this and letting me know what it's like?

http://www.scorchio.co.uk/extreme-biohazard-millio...

Thats insane, making a chilli would be like a scene out of breaking bad

[MonkeyBusiness]

Japveesix said:

No photo but I popped into the hot sauce emporium in Bristol for a new sauce and came away with this:
http://www.hotsauce.com/Most-Wanted-Pain-is-Good-C...
Not tried it yet but generally like chipotle sauces and was told it's pretty hot but with lots of flavour.

The 'Pain is Good' stuff is really good stuff.

[Studio117]

Mouth is burning.

[soad]

Studio117 said:

Mouth is burning.

Holy cow, what the hell is this stuff? Keep it out of reach of children!

I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver!
Get me a beer before I ignite!

My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics.
My intestines are a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my arse with a snow cone!

I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

[Studio117]

soad said:

Studio117 said:

Mouth is burning.

Holy cow, what the hell is this stuff? Keep it out of reach of children!

I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver!
Get me a beer before I ignite!

My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics.
My intestines are a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my arse with a snow cone!

I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

Did you try the above?

Or was your reaction from some other variety.

[soad]

Studio117 said:

Did you try the above?

Or was your reaction from some other variety.

Yes, tried it (a couple years ago); bottle remains unfinished...

[Studio117]

soad said:

Studio117 said:

Did you try the above?

Or was your reaction from some other variety.

Yes, tried it (a couple years ago); bottle remains unfinished...

I had a good spoonful to see what it was like.I then ate 2 magnum ice creams to sooth the burning

Edited by Studio117 on Wednesday 1st July 14:41

[NormalWisdom]

DeuxCentCinq said:

Ooh, thanks for that. Was just about to come on and ask where one can procure Franks, as CostCo have stopped doing it. Great on pork chops.

Gallons in Coventry Costco last night

[SPORTSTER]

Forget all these, it was want a chilli kick in the head... this is what you want
I kid you not, it will burn your tongue off

East End Very Hot Green Chilli Sauce.

Edited by SPORTSTER on Thursday 2nd July 14:12

[TwigtheWonderkid]

SPORTSTER said:

Forget all these, it was want a chilli kick in the head... this is what you want
I kid you not, it will burn your tongue off

East End Very Hot Green Chilli Sauce.

Edited by SPORTSTER on Thursday 2nd July 14:12

Beat you to it, my post 18/5/14. Others agreed.

[evilmunkey]

Anyone in the vacinity of Leeds needs to call into the chilli shop in the merrion centre. on the corner where the entrance to the old merrion market was. shop is awsome. lots of tasters and a range of stuff that is beyond words. i recommend the smoked ghost pepper cheese spread.. on a hot dog or burger it is the best thing in the world !! tell Frank the owner that Ian told you about it. realy is something special.