The PH Cooking competition no2: Pork

[escargot]

21TonyK said:

escargot said:

You don't count, you're a bloody pro cook!!

It'd be like Lewis Hamilton entering the local kids go-kart competition. Lovely to give you something to aspire to but ultimately a little hollow. Wouldn't you say?

You say that but believe me there are people on here (yourself included) who produce food way beyond the standard found in many "pro" kitchens. How many times have you and others on here been out for dinner and been disappointed?

/I only post the dishes that work

I'm only messing mate

Edited by escargot on Tuesday 8th February 17:50

[21TonyK]

escargot said:

I'm only messing mate

Gloves are off now... here come the hot jellies and Xanthan foams!!!!

[escargot]

Bring it on.

I'll be back shortly, just off to ring my best mate Ferran.

[21TonyK]

escargot said:

Bring it on.

I'll be back shortly, just off to ring my best mate Ferran.

He's busy with my BIL Axel, who worked with him

[21TonyK]

21TonyK said:

He's busy with my BIL Axel, who [used to] work with him

edited to say "used to" for about 3 weeks at which point he realized he was out of his depth and bolted. Shame because he really can cook but he's more traditional.

[21TonyK]

Anyway, I'm up to 11 ways of presenting pork in one dish now ;-)

[calibrax]

21TonyK said:

I'm liking the beef pork curtains. Very tasty!

[21TonyK]

calibrax said:

I'm liking the beef pork curtains. Very tasty!

/shudder

[Cotty]

21TonyK said:

How many times have you and others on here been out for dinner and been disappointed?

[Cotty]

21TonyK said:

Anyway, I'm up to 11 ways of presenting pork in one dish now ;-)

Shouldn't it be one dish/plate rather than a Smörgåsbord of pork related dishes.

[calibrax]

Cotty said:

Shouldn't it be one dish/plate rather than a Smörgåsbord of pork related dishes.

Have to agree on that one. And only one submission Cotty, not two

[Cotty]

I did say in the original thread I wanted to retract the soup and replace with the tortilla. When both were put into the vote I asked for the soup to be removed but both were left in.

[calibrax]

Cotty said:

I did say in the original thread I wanted to retract the soup and replace with the tortilla. When both were put into the vote I asked for the soup to be removed but both were left in.

That's true. In any case, you probably suffered, as you ended up splitting your voting public!

[Cotty]

Still chuffed to get votes, considering the competition.

[Life Saab Itch]

I'm in.

I'll inform the sous chef (she hates being called that.

[calibrax]

Cotty said:

Still chuffed to get votes, considering the competition.

Ditto. I'm constantly impressed when I look at stuff posted on this forum, not to mention jealous!!

[yorky500]

oilydan said:

Mmmmmm....pork....:drools:

Oily, beef is off the menu for Friday night, pork it shall be?????

[21TonyK]

I've cut it back to 9, all in an area about 4 inches square.

[captainzep]

21TonyK said:

I've cut it back to 9, all in an area about 4 inches square.

Gosh Tony, will your pork be vertical?
















-What?

[Cotty]

captainzep said:

Gosh Tony, will your pork be vertical?

Belly pork, sliced into strips, stacked Jenga style, little dipping sauce on the side. Two player game?