Mis-heard song lyrics

[Monty Python]

Adele - I set fire to Lorraine

[DubZeus]

I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone...apparently those arent right but my ex was called Lorraine

She came out with one of her own gems: The beginning of Needin' U by David Morales she was asking why they constantly sing Steven Jones http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSwda46cNMg

[andy_s]

Into the valley
Peas sure sound divine
That sissy suffered you
But who can Viv iron?
The soldiers go marching
There's masses of lamb
...etc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAsmf1LGcpA

The blokes brilliant


And all inspired by the original - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMIlP4zB0EM

Edited by andy_s on Wednesday 14th March 21:57

[Kays vRS]

"I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram, I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike"

[suthol]

Haven't read the entire thread but one that I always heard

ELO - Strange Magic

In the chorus I'm sure they often sing " strain my d1ck "

[UnluckyTimmeh]

My favourite ever mis-heard lyrics video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhBEowIN7HM

Enjoy.

[texasjohn]

Listening to an old CD today - Deep Heat 90

Black Box - I don't know anybody else

Mis-heard as - I don't know where the party is.

Any small amount of credibility I ever had now lost admitting to listening to Deep Heat 90 I guess.

[matlee]

Similar thread on a diferent forum some guy, when he was a kid, thought the chorus to The Shamen's Ebeneezer Goode was....'lazer gun, lazer gun, he's got a lazer gun'

[Stuart70]

Mate at university, many lifetimes ago; Bryan Adams, Summer of '69

"I got my first real sex dream,
Bought it at the five and dime"

Catching up with him next weekend, must remind him....

[bob1179]

Bananarama - Love in the first degree:

I always heard the chorus as:

"Only you can set me free, 'cause I'm guilty, guilty as a coco bean..."

[Famous Graham]

"After the poison...and summer has gone"

[texasjohn]

Famous Graham said:

"After the poison...and summer has gone"

[RodMod]

Driving to work few years ago with the ex she starts singing along to the radio playing Paul Weller "like devils on a peach!"

Me- No it's pebbles on a beach !

her- How do you know did you write it !



Rod.

[mat777]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOvyymFaFs4#t=1m58s

The lyric is "she must be heaven sent"... but thats not what it sounds like!

[Highway Star]

Alfanatic said:

Offspring - Smash.

the chorus starts "I'm not a trendy..." I can't type any more without being banned.
Anyway I always heard "I'm not in training..."

I heard "I'm not a trainee asshole..."

[mat777]

On a similar theme...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIq1LvzSLsk#t=2m40s

Wearing his what??





Oh, his Six-Shooter...

[Flawless Victory]

K.D. Lang - Constant Craving

'Can't stand gravy....'


Adam & The Ants - Prince Charming

'Prince Charming, Prince Charming, pretty cool is nothing to be scared of....'

[Trophybloo]

Thin Lizzie - There's whiskey in the giro

Shania Twain - That don't impress me

'I can't believe you kiss your car good night'
misheard as

'I can't believe you kiss your cock at night'

[sparkyhx]

my Son
"Dirty Deeds and the Dunderchief" (Theyre done dirt cheap) - AC/DC

daughter
The Cardigan song - Tide is High - "i'm not the cardigan" (I'm not the kind of girl)


"massage in a brothel" (Message in a Bottle) - , also from the same song "A year has passed since I broke my nose" (wrote my note)

"Its a Hard Egg" (Heartache)

Edited by sparkyhx on Wednesday 17th October 14:36

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

Hall & Oats - 'Man Eater'

Whoah - oh, here she comes, look out boys she'll chew you up...

Whoah here she comes...she's a Fan Heater...