Mis-heard song lyrics

[crofty1984]

Sidewinder sleeps tonight: Calling channel breaker

[KrazyIvan]

"your gonna have to face it, I am a dhead to love"

[Justayellowbadge]

Here comes the mirror man, says he's a meatloaf fan'

[cheerfulcharlie]

ex gf heard "...jesus style of fornication...."

Red Hot Chili's actually sang " ...dream of californication..."

[stephen300o]

Thread reminds me of radio 1 in the eighties, twisted lyrics I think it was called. Queens "Look what they've done to Mike Reed!".

[vdubbin]

CCW's Bad Moon a Rising, a tale I long thought was a reference to Crosbie's Irritable Bowel Syndrome:

"Don't go round tonight, it might take all night,
There's a bathroom on the right."

[slinky]

Cleckheatonlock said:

"We found love in a horses face" - We found love in a hopeless place. I don't even know who it's by

Rihanna and Calvin Harris..

[S2Mike]

My daughter was convinced the Wham track was "Zip me up before you Go Go"
I laughed so much I very nearly wet myself!

[offspring86]

2 I used to mis-hear.

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody:

"Is this the real life? Is this just Battersea?"

And Living in a Box - Living in a Box:

"I'm living in a butt, living in a cardboard butt"

I remember me and my father arguing over the living in a box lyrics. I (as a 5 year old) refused to believe my father knew the correct lyrics.

[sherbert90]

gobuddygo said:

Wife thought for years that in Eton rifles by the Jam they were singing "These two right balls".

I hear it as 'eat trifles'. Top tune though.

[james_gt3rs]

Iron maiden, Rime of the ancient marina. I hear "through the fog and ice" as "through the fking ice"

[aw51 121565]

On the chorus of the BeeGees' "You should be dancing":

"What you doin' in your lemon... dip,
What you doin' in your lemon... dip,
You should be dancin'... yeah! (etc...)"

[Terisis]

As a teenager, I used to work in a local recording studio helping out the sound engineer. Recording a track with a local covers band one day, all that was needed to finish the song was the vocals. The singer goes into the studio, we start the track and the guy starts singing. Everything is going well until the chorus when we realise there's something wrong. Looks of disbelief turn to complete hysterics amongst the amassed band and engineers and we repeatedly hear the vocalist sing:

"Come all without, come all within, you'll not see nothing like the mighty QUIM"

I have to say that it still raises a smile when I hear the song on the radio.

[Nigel Worc's]

My then young daughter used to sing Gowena gowena, instead of Corrina Corrina, and her other, which was/is harder to explain, was poetry in Yogurt, rather than poetry in motion.

[DieselGriff]

Friend of mine came into work saying he liked that new song "I am in denial" none of us recognised the lyrics or the tune until it was on in the pub the next Friday lunch time.

"I predict a riot.."

[Meoricin]

The new Jane's Addiction single which is played on Planet Rock quite frequently: Ever since the presenter mentioned it, I've heard 'irresistible parsnip' instead of 'irresistible force'

On that note - I was quite surprised to hear Go Daddy offer me orgy hosting.

[Elysium]

Sade - Your Love is King

"Touching the furry parts of me"

[Darkk]

Coldplay - Paradise

Always thought that sounded a lot like:

...
and dreamed of
para-para-parrot dies para-para-parrot dies para-para-parrot dies
every time she closed her eyes...

Shared it with OH, adding, what a sick song to have on the radio...


She goes and shares it of FB disgusted!

WIN!

[mad4amanda]

there used to be a whole website of this called:
"The ants are my friends" ......is blowing in the wind, it shut down a few years back, such a shame.
"its all right babys come in bags " was one of my favourites
Just found there is a book :
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ants-are-Friends-Malapropi...

gotta get it for the loo .

My son however phoned a local radio station when aged about 8 to ask for the song by M people about the Porsche when asked how it went he sang live on air:
"one 911 one 911" he got sent a prize!

Edited by mad4amanda on Thursday 9th February 21:22

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]