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Driller
5,245 posts
148 months
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TwigtheWonderkid said: goldblum said: TwigtheWonderkid said: Driller said: "Gonna be a rock n roll, a rock n roll star.....yes I are"  Well he isn't going make it as an English teacher! Because he's dead? No, one of my English teachers was dead. Or appeared to be. Not sure if it's whoosh parrot time but the singer of that was the late, as pointed out, Bon Scott. It's whoosh parrot time isn't it?
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marcosgt
6,343 posts
46 months
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I laughed at how literally some people are claiming to take lyrics.
My favourite has to be
"We built this city on Rock and Roll"
Or virtually ANY song which mentions the phrase "Rock and Roll", because (after the late 50s) you can pretty much guarantee it's about as Rock and Roll as Michael Barratt.
M.
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drumsterphil
331 posts
93 months
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Going to add Plush by Stone Temple Pilots - awesome song but the lyrics?! -
Where ya going for to tomorrow?
Where ya goin' with the mask I
Found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell
Her
Will she smell alone?
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Yetski
153 posts
33 months
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Comedy song I know, but gotta deserve a mention for Bad News, Drink Till I Die  Give me another drink Mr Bartender If you don't I'm going to stick your dick in a blender 'Cause I, woah I, I'm gonna drink till I die! All I wanna do is drink as much as I can That's why I'm a member of a heavy metal band 'Cause I, woah I, I'm gonna drink till I die! I'm gonna drink till I die! Lager makes me happy, vodka makes me mean I'm a heavy metal, drinking, driving, alcohol machine Listen to me drinking, drinky drinky drink Listen to me when I go 'Bleauuurgh!!!' But I, woah I, I'm gonna drink till I die! I'm gonna drink till I die! I get up in the morning, drink a bottle of gin Forty pints of lager and a Babycham 'Cause I, woah I, I'm gonna drink till I die! I'm gonna drink till I die!
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southendpier
3,177 posts
99 months
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Bad News, Heavy Metal Farmer.
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HillfootsBadger
72 posts
84 months
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Pixel Pusher said: Zaxxon said: Well she wore big knickers and she worked on sewage farm, And all other lyrics by one of the funniest bands ever   Macc Lads. Get in!! One more for the Lads From Macc !! Someone farted in the back, Fast Fret found a cat, It was in the road, all stiff and cold, and squashed and thin and flat. He wants to take it back, in a Tesco bag, Its got one eye, its full of flies, he needs something to shag.
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SeldomSeenKid
245 posts
23 months
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rhinochopig said: Most Chili's songs, but this in particular:
Can I smell your gasoline
Can I pet your wolverine Not an opening line, but on the same lines.- "I got a sister making babies with a Black & Decker blowtorch. Gonna fop it all night in the middle of the back porch." I do love the Chili's though
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Highway Star
2,533 posts
101 months
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Love Gun by Kiss ain't great ("Girl, I can make you feel..." feel what? Horny? On Cloud 9? In love? No, "Girl, I can make you feel ok" - brilliant):
I really love you baby
I love what you've got
Let's get together, we can
Get hot
No more tomorrow, baby
Time is today
Girl, I can make you feel
Okay
No place for hidin' baby
No place to go
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
You can't forget me baby
Don't try to lie
You'll never leave me, mama
So don't try
I'll be a gambler, baby
Lay down the bet
We get together, mama
You'll sweat
No place for hidin' baby
No place to go
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun), love gun
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love gun)
Love gun, (love)
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Ray Luxury-Yacht
6,515 posts
86 months
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marcosgt said: I laughed at how literally some people are claiming to take lyrics.
My favourite has to be
"We built this city on Rock and Roll"
Or virtually ANY song which mentions the phrase "Rock and Roll", because (after the late 50s) you can pretty much guarantee it's about as Rock and Roll as Michael Barratt.
M. When I hear this, I change the words to: 'We built this city whilst on the dole...!'
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