Music videos that have aged very badly

Music videos that have aged very badly

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Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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hehe The '80s really knew how to do it.

Who can forget the wind machine overload. The eyes! The eyes!!
Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

PomBstard

6,775 posts

242 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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ChemicalChaos said:
Similarly.... I'm not quite sure what was going through the mind of the nuclear apocalypse fanatic that directed this, Bon Jovi's very first music video. I have no idea what relevance the creepy-faced flaming-eyed schoolgirl has, either:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8
Holy carp - can't believe that is 30 years old already. I mean, its clearly from the early 80s, I just seem to have lost all track of time. In the 30 years I've had this album, I've just seen this video for the first time. Sticking to audio, me.

The Cliff vid shown earlier in the thread reminds me of the film Xanadu that was around at the same time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWeJ9p42ufg

Might fall under the definition of 'crap then, crap now.'

robemcdonald

8,787 posts

196 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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I thought this was hilarious at the time let alone now.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xn759i_in-a-big-c...

angusfaldo

2,790 posts

274 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Pavarotti singing Volare while playing golf. Doesn't get much better than this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztGtPbp7tQc

ChemicalChaos

Original Poster:

10,393 posts

160 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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angusfaldo said:
Pavarotti singing Volare while playing golf. Doesn't get much better than this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztGtPbp7tQc
That's pretty bad biglaugh



Dont ask me how, but I ended up listening to this earlier. The whole thing just screams 90s, with the retro-futuristic identikit-hunks doing that weird synchronised dance. Kinda creepy, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg

RedLeicester

6,869 posts

245 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Yeah but that dress....

Silver Smudger

3,299 posts

167 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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ChemicalChaos said:
Dont ask me how, but I ended up listening to this earlier. The whole thing just screams 90s, with the retro-futuristic identikit-hunks doing that weird synchronised dance. Kinda creepy, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg
- A brilliant dig at a video by Robert Palmer - and I think Shania's video tops the original

Also, thanks to this thread, I have just purchased the Best of Laura Branigan - Remember This?

Halmyre

11,194 posts

139 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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RedLeicester said:
Yeah but that dress....
Hmm...she's never as sexy as you think you remember in this video. Like your auntie at her works Christmas party in a karaoke club.

Silver Smudger said:
ChemicalChaos said:
Dont ask me how, but I ended up listening to this earlier. The whole thing just screams 90s, with the retro-futuristic identikit-hunks doing that weird synchronised dance. Kinda creepy, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg
- A brilliant dig at a video by Robert Palmer - and I think Shania's video tops the original
No, sorry, Palmer still cuts it. And the girls are more convincing musicians than Shania's gormless quintet!


Opel-GT

584 posts

178 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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I was going to say this one but it was aged before it was released.


what has been seen cannot be unseen


As a matter of fact it has nothing going for it at all.

Do I win?


Silver Smudger

3,299 posts

167 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Halmyre said:
Hmm...she's never as sexy as you think you remember in this video. Like your auntie at her works Christmas party in a karaoke club.
No, for me it is getting better - Back then she was 5 years older than I was, and just threatening to show signs of middle age.
Now she is a hot girl ten years younger than me!

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Space - Magic Fly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ukfGAd8T4

I am sure it looked really cool back in 1977 but not it looks like a poor Stig tribute band.

Studio117

4,250 posts

191 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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i want to know what love is!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM

Pissed pub jukebox ftw!

Studio117

4,250 posts

191 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Billsnemesis

817 posts

237 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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Morningside said:
Space - Magic Fly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ukfGAd8T4

I am sure it looked really cool back in 1977 but not it looks like a poor Stig tribute band.
Daft Punk's dad and uncles?

ChemicalChaos

Original Poster:

10,393 posts

160 months

Thursday 25th September 2014
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Billsnemesis said:
Morningside said:
Space - Magic Fly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ukfGAd8T4

I am sure it looked really cool back in 1977 but not it looks like a poor Stig tribute band.
Daft Punk's dad and uncles?
rofl That's bibilically bad!! What really sets it off is the greenscreening cutting out their hands!

They look like some really bad Dr Who monsters! Have another rofl for your quality find


The Hypno-Toad

12,281 posts

205 months

Thursday 25th September 2014
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Morningside said:
Space - Magic Fly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ukfGAd8T4

I am sure it looked really cool back in 1977 but not it looks like a poor Stig tribute band.
For some strange reason after not hearing it for ages, played twice on daytime Radio 2 in the last couple of days. confused

ChemicalChaos

Original Poster:

10,393 posts

160 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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This video and its plot must surely have looked cheesy in 1982, let alone now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZInRE-KryGA

budfox

1,510 posts

129 months

Thursday 14th May 2015
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I'd like to put this forward:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0C3DHp36zc

Peter Gabriel - Digging in the Dirt

Why? Because I put it together back when I was a video editor at the BBC. 24 hours solid with only Red Bull to keep us going (Rock 'n' Roll eh?). It had to make a debut deadline on MTV.

There are many many layers of video going on at some points, and without digital equipment of any kind the quality of each layer got worse as we overlaid more stuff. Some bits are good, some not so much, and things like the blue-screen wasp were near impossible to make work.

Still, we did make it work and whilst the image quality is a million miles from what can be achieved today, it won awards and it still represents one of my most memorable days as an editor. (I only did a few music videos and commercials, most stuff was less exciting).

ChemicalChaos

Original Poster:

10,393 posts

160 months

Saturday 16th May 2015
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budfox said:
I'd like to put this forward:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0C3DHp36zc

Peter Gabriel - Digging in the Dirt

Why? Because I put it together back when I was a video editor at the BBC. 24 hours solid with only Red Bull to keep us going (Rock 'n' Roll eh?). It had to make a debut deadline on MTV.

There are many many layers of video going on at some points, and without digital equipment of any kind the quality of each layer got worse as we overlaid more stuff. Some bits are good, some not so much, and things like the blue-screen wasp were near impossible to make work.

Still, we did make it work and whilst the image quality is a million miles from what can be achieved today, it won awards and it still represents one of my most memorable days as an editor. (I only did a few music videos and commercials, most stuff was less exciting).
Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick.... how much acid did they slip into your Red Bull?! wobblewobble

jonny_c

170 posts

204 months

Saturday 16th May 2015
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Marf said:
'That happened - and we all let it happen'