Woman killed by Tiger at Wildlife Park

[bitchstewie]

Whilst I wouldn't wish it on anyone, do you ever read a story and think "Well how did they think that would go?"?

Because here's the one about a woman who had an argument and jumped out the car.. half way through a wildlife park with wild tigers

Why the fk would you?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-3687783...

[dudleybloke]

Certainly a case for the Darwin awards.

[Hoofy]

Great tip for any gents wanting to get rid of the wife! Start an argument while driving through Whipsnade. In her rage, she'll storm out as women are wont to do. Job jobbed.

[dudleybloke]

Hoofy said:

Great tip for any gents wanting to get rid of the wife! Start an argument while driving through Whipsnade. In her rage, she'll storm out as women are wont to do. Job jobbed.

I like your style!

[-crookedtail-]

Tragic, regardless of the circumstances and why she got out of the car!

Tigers are amazing creatures though, didn't realise how big and powerful they are - She had no chance!

[red_slr]

NSFW audio (seriously NSFW) but every time I hear of these stories it reminds me of Katt Williams!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5prhNEwB9A

[mybrainhurts]

dudleybloke said:

Hoofy said:

Great tip for any gents wanting to get rid of the wife! Start an argument while driving through Whipsnade. In her rage, she'll storm out as women are wont to do. Job jobbed.

I like your style!

Bit bloody harsh.

At least, stun her first.

[GloverMart]

mybrainhurts said:

dudleybloke said:

Hoofy said:

Great tip for any gents wanting to get rid of the wife! Start an argument while driving through Whipsnade. In her rage, she'll storm out as women are wont to do. Job jobbed.

I like your style!

Bit bloody harsh.

At least, stun her first.

That's a good call, actually.

HIM: "Hey, love, England's football team qualified for the quarter finals of a major championship!"

[skyrover]

-crookedtail- said:

Tragic, regardless of the circumstances and why she got out of the car!

Tigers are amazing creatures though, didn't realise how big and powerful they are - She had no chance!

A tiger will maul a lion 9 times out of 10... they are easily the most fearsome of the big cats.

[mickk]

Are the tigers okay?

[Terzo123]

skyrover said:

-crookedtail- said:

Tragic, regardless of the circumstances and why she got out of the car!

Tigers are amazing creatures though, didn't realise how big and powerful they are - She had no chance!

A tiger will maul a lion 9 times out of 10... they are easily the most fearsome of the big cats.

My favourite animal is a Liger.

Specifically bred for its skillz in magic

Edited by Terzo123 on Sunday 24th July 18:03

[robbocop33]

mybrainhurts said:

Bit bloody harsh.

At least, stun her first.

What?Stun the tiger so it takes longer to devour the better half?I like your style.

[Troubleatmill]

Whatever the argument..

A case of biting your tongue - and once in a safe place - let rip is called for.


Actually - I feel for the other half ( an kids / parents etc )

No one wants to hear news like this.

[allnighter]

Well when a woman wants a show down, she has to do it drama style, only this time mother nature said not on my turf sweet heart!

[R1gtr]

Jeez the way in which it drags her away like she is just a rag-doll. I always thought if I was attacked by a big cat like a lion or Tiger I would 'sacrifice' my weaker arm and with my 'good' arm get it in a sleeper hold and choke it out.
Now I am not so sure.

[s3fella]

Who can blame the Tiger, everyone fancies a Chinese now and then.

[rich85uk]

Why does everyone seem to die in dramatic circumstances in China? Falling lifts, flooding, escalators, Tigers, explosions, random stabbings and being run over. They seem to be the unluckiest people in the world

[jcremonini]

The woman who first got out survived. It's the one who went to her aid, from the rear, who died.

[greygoose]

R1gtr said:

Jeez the way in which it drags her away like she is just a rag-doll. I always thought if I was attacked by a big cat like a lion or Tiger I would 'sacrifice' my weaker arm and with my 'good' arm get it in a sleeper hold and choke it out.
Now I am not so sure.

Seriously? Have you not seen how big tigers are?

[Higgs boson]

s3fella said:

Who can blame the Tiger, everyone fancies a Chinese now and then.