Musicians who are ****s

Musicians who are ****s

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sutoka

4,651 posts

109 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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Had a friend in my early 20's who was pretty central in the music industry so met a few names. I'm not a person that is starstruck I'll talk to anyone at any level and it doesn't phase me. Even if I'm a fan of their music.

Majority of people are perfectly normaI found over the years I found some others that expect you to kiss their arse and get offended if you don't.

My biggest claim is probably standing in disgust a few feet away from a very famous radio presenter while he took a massive sniff of Columbian marching powder off the top of an AGA. Won't name names but he'd probably been front page of the rags if somebody had taken a photo.

Probably the biggest wker I've ever been around was a guy called Cut Chemist who was around about 15 years ago. You could not meet a bigger tosspot. He kept asking why nobody wanted a photo with him, 'do you not know who I am?'


Edited by sutoka on Sunday 24th January 02:53

CharlesdeGaulle

26,306 posts

181 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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irocfan said:
Simes205 said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Simes205 said:
A friend of mine is Van’s current drummer,
Is he/she a fan?
Just an employee!
and to be fair not really a question that can be answered
No, I guess not really. He's his boss and pays his salary, so slightly unfair ask. But once he leaves ...

67Dino

3,586 posts

106 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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Came across this for sale recently. According to the description, Kate Bush gave it to her sound engineer as a gift to thank him for the success of “Wow”, hence the number plate.

That sounds so lovely of her but ‘Wow’ came out in 1978 and the 348 started production in 1989... So if true, she was very slow to thank him.


https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1286649

Douglas Quaid

2,290 posts

86 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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sutoka said:
Had a friend in my early 20's who was pretty central in the music industry so met a few names. I'm not a person that is starstruck I'll talk to anyone at any level and it doesn't phase me. Even if I'm a fan of their music.

Majority of people are perfectly normaI found over the years I found some others that expect you to kiss their arse and get offended if you don't.

My biggest claim is probably standing in disgust a few feet away from a very famous radio presenter while he took a massive sniff of Columbian marching powder off the top of an AGA. Won't name names but he'd probably been front page of the rags if somebody had taken a photo.

Probably the biggest wker I've ever been around was a guy called Cut Chemist who was around about 15 years ago. You could not meet a bigger tosspot. He kept asking why nobody wanted a photo with him, 'do you not know who I am?'


Edited by sutoka on Sunday 24th January 02:53
Why standing in disgust? Was he forcing you or someone else to do something you didn’t want to do? If he was snorting cocaine that’s up to him isn’t it?

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

252 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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I have to say Craig David on this one. A friend worked with him very closely - as part of his inner circle - for a year or two. Apart from his music being utter ste, he is the biggest self-obsessed bellend with delusions of grandeur - Have no idea how people can become so detached from reality and their lose sense of perspective regarding their importance. I'd love to share some specific stories but I can't - but take it from me.... UBERTOSSER

Halmyre

11,215 posts

140 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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Came across this article about Sammy Hagar and the band Riot, who played support on his early tours:

https://mayobat.wordpress.com/2016/01/24/swords-te...

Not sure how much was down to Hagar's manager, but the man himself wasn't entirely innocent.

BTW, I saw Hagar and Riot in Glasgow c.1980. A rare occasion when a support band got called back for an encore. And Hagar's set wasn't half bad either.

thebraketester

14,249 posts

139 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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parakitaMol. said:
I have to say Craig David on this one.
Please keep the thread on topic please... It clearly states "Musicians" in the title.

Thanks

irocfan

40,545 posts

191 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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thebraketester said:
parakitaMol. said:
I have to say Craig David on this one.
Please keep the thread on topic please... It clearly states "Musicians" in the title.

Thanks
hehe

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

252 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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irocfan said:
thebraketester said:
parakitaMol. said:
I have to say Craig David on this one.
Please keep the thread on topic please... It clearly states "Musicians" in the title.

Thanks
hehe
Absolutely fair comment. I’ll try harder



gazza285

9,827 posts

209 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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h0b0 said:
...The one she really had no good things to say about was Jools Holland.
We did the PA for a show with Jools Holland, the sound check went fine, and everyone said they were happy with their on stage mix. The show started, and nobody asked for any changes. About an hour into the set and the guitarist, whose name escapes me now, storms over and shouts,

“Admit it, you are a , and you don’t know what you are doing.”

and goes back to his position on stage.

We turn his monitors off, and go back to drinking the rider.

NDA

21,620 posts

226 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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Lotobear said:
Mark Knopfler comes across as a genuinely lovely, humble, bloke.
He really is a lovely chap - I've spent a few days in his company. The sort of bloke who asks you questions about yourself - er, Mark Knopfler is asking me about me?! Genuine delight to spend time with.

Another would be Roger Taylor - lovely man.

Kind of thread drift as it's supposedly about arses! smile

irocfan

40,545 posts

191 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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NDA said:
He really is a lovely chap - I've spent a few days in his company. The sort of bloke who asks you questions about yourself - er, Mark Knopfler is asking me about me?! Genuine delight to spend time with.

Another would be Roger Taylor - lovely man.

Kind of thread drift as it's supposedly about arses! smile
but it's also nice to hear that some are also nice.

A mate of mine met Brian Johnson for an extended period - apparently, although a bit of a diva, was a lovely bloke to hang with

Simes205

4,544 posts

229 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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thebraketester said:
parakitaMol. said:
I have to say Craig David on this one.
Please keep the thread on topic please... It clearly states "Musicians" in the title.

Thanks
Massive lol!
I mean how did he get he get on the New Years honours list fir Music?

sutoka

4,651 posts

109 months

Monday 25th January 2021
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Douglas Quaid said:
sutoka said:
Had a friend in my early 20's who was pretty central in the music industry so met a few names. I'm not a person that is starstruck I'll talk to anyone at any level and it doesn't phase me. Even if I'm a fan of their music.

Majority of people are perfectly normaI found over the years I found some others that expect you to kiss their arse and get offended if you don't.

My biggest claim is probably standing in disgust a few feet away from a very famous radio presenter while he took a massive sniff of Columbian marching powder off the top of an AGA. Won't name names but he'd probably been front page of the rags if somebody had taken a photo.

Probably the biggest wker I've ever been around was a guy called Cut Chemist who was around about 15 years ago. You could not meet a bigger tosspot. He kept asking why nobody wanted a photo with him, 'do you not know who I am?'


Edited by sutoka on Sunday 24th January 02:53
Why standing in disgust? Was he forcing you or someone else to do something you didn’t want to do? If he was snorting cocaine that’s up to him isn’t it?
It flew in the face of his public personality. I couldn't care less but when it's not your house and there are 50 other people around including the owners children it's definitely not on. Go to the bog and do and keep it to yourself.

sutoka

4,651 posts

109 months

Monday 25th January 2021
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irocfan said:
Simes205 said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Simes205 said:
A friend of mine is Van’s current drummer,
Is he/she a fan?
Just an employee!
and to be fair not really a question that can be answered
Van Morrison is so overexposed in Northern Ireland it's unreal. Pre- pandemic not a month went by when he wasn't playing in some hotel for £100 a pop. Ten nights in the Europa or something. He's not really my thing but he never seems to go away and come back like a lot of bands or musicians.

paulguitar

23,538 posts

114 months

Monday 25th January 2021
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Van Morisson's reputation in the biz for being a tit is widely known. I think the funniest tale I heard was that a disgruntled session musician wiped his arse with VM's harmonica shortly before a recording session started. Van Morisson completed the session without noticing anything unusual, but the backing band all had an easier time than usual dealing with him, knowing what they knew.



sutoka

4,651 posts

109 months

Monday 25th January 2021
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paulguitar said:
Van Morisson's reputation in the biz for being a tit is widely known. I think the funniest tale I heard was that a disgruntled session musician wiped his arse with VM's harmonica shortly before a recording session started. Van Morisson completed the session without noticing anything unusual, but the backing band all had an easier time than usual dealing with him, knowing what they knew.
I heard he expects his backing band to improv a lot in the studio. One engineer on the desk forgot to press record and the 20 minute wasn't laid down.

Thankfully Van said it wasn't worth listening back.

crofty1984

15,874 posts

205 months

Monday 25th January 2021
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GetCarter said:
No, I'm not claiming he was autotuned. If he had been, it would have sounded in tune.

Out of interest (and O/T) we did use a form of autotune back then, but it was a right faff, by altering the speed of the 2", then bouncing to 1/4", then bouncing back... but it was horrendous and took silly time to do. Mind you in the 80's we had so much money thrown at us, time wasn't an issue (an album I did took 6 months and cost WEA over half a million!)

As for examples: I hate you for making me having to listen!, but the first Youtube I found, he manages the first phrase in tune, but sadly, didn't make the second. 27 seconds in, second half of the worth ThinkING is almost a quarter tone sharp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG07WSu7Q9w

Might not bother you, but it's like finger nails on blackboards to me.

Anyway, as I mentioned originally, the fact he can't sing it tune isn't why I think he's a prat, it's because I saw him in an interview comparing himself to Bach. That's like me comparing my 100 meter running to Usaine Bolt.
I'd never noticed that before. but you're right, it does sound noticeably off. Not quite "fingernails on a blackboard" but even my stupid ears can tell something not qite right on that one.

crofty1984

15,874 posts

205 months

Monday 25th January 2021
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kev b said:
That is why I play a fretless bass, every note can be pefectly in tune,
Depends. If I played it every note would want to make you cry.

kev b

2,715 posts

167 months

Monday 25th January 2021
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Notice I said ‘can’ be perfectly in tune...........