Songs That Boil Your P***

Songs That Boil Your P***

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alphadog

2,049 posts

234 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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Anything released in the late 80s or early 90s by Shmuk, Acensoredehole and Watercloset or whatever they were called. furious

MarkoTVR

1,139 posts

235 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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Negative Creep said:
Faireytale in New York
That's The Pogues / Kirsty McColl, right? I forgot that one.....how could I forget that one....it drives me mad.....mad.......rrrrrggh......grrrrrr......GGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!



HULK SMASH TOOTHLESS DRUNKEN WASTER!!!

BeerForBreakfast

1,516 posts

193 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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Alesha Dixon - Boy Does Nothing.

WORST SONG EVER.



Edited by BeerForBreakfast on Saturday 25th April 20:41

Tyre_Tread

10,537 posts

217 months

Saturday 25th April 2009
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Come on Eileen - Dexys furious

Kate Bush - any but particularly Running up that Hill

MarkoTVR

1,139 posts

235 months

Sunday 26th April 2009
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BeerForBreakfast said:
Alesha Dixon - Boy Does Nothing.

WORST SONG EVER.
I would, though.........

CRACKIE

6,386 posts

243 months

Sunday 26th April 2009
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Anything and absolutely everything by Erasure plus everything by Pet Shop Boys since West End Girls. Is it only me who thinks every track is just a repetitive nauseating nursery rhyme ?

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

201 months

Sunday 26th April 2009
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MarkoTVR said:
'Love Shack' by The B52s. The rage I feel after just a few seconds of that infernal tripe is unreal.
nono

That was first dance at our wedding.

Nadyenka

661 posts

198 months

Sunday 26th April 2009
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Kanye West

loadblower

736 posts

236 months

Sunday 26th April 2009
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Three words, repeated over and over.

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely

Music for the lowest common denominator my friends.

"Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart". - William Wordsworth

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

194 months

Sunday 26th April 2009
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Alfa_75_Steve said:
MarkoTVR said:
'Love Shack' by The B52s. The rage I feel after just a few seconds of that infernal tripe is unreal.
nono

That was first dance at our wedding.
I love that song too paperbag

JazD

284 posts

189 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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Two that come to mind: Bohemian Rhapsody and Another Brick in The Wall. Absolute ste

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

201 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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JazD said:
Two that come to mind: Bohemian Rhapsody and Another Brick in The Wall. Absolute ste
With a name like that, and such poor musical taste, I suspect you're a teenage R&B listener....

JazD

284 posts

189 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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Alfa_75_Steve said:
JazD said:
Two that come to mind: Bohemian Rhapsody and Another Brick in The Wall. Absolute ste
With a name like that, and such poor musical taste, I suspect you're a teenage R&B listener....
Last time I checked, I was 40 and grew up listening to punk and new wave so your suspicion would appear to be incorrect

greenBo**ox

325 posts

200 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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Most of the R & B / POP tripe that these young female 'artists' unleash into the market. To many to name and can't think of any exceptions.

furious

StevenJJ

541 posts

210 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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Anything by 'b*witched'.

Sorry, I know you'd all managed to erase the horror. I think I was working in a shop at the time (radio throughout the shop) and was ready to kill on several occasions.

rumpelstiltskin

2,805 posts

260 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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It's funny,there i was sitting on my sofa and i suddenly wondered,mmm,just one of those strange thoughts entered my head.I wonder,(i mumbled to myself)just how many bicycles 'are' there in Bejing?,and just by pure chance i turned on the radio and there was my answer!I couldn't believe it,what were the chances of that happening eh? mad

Teppic

7,370 posts

258 months

Tuesday 28th April 2009
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Bum titty bum bum titty reload...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ-27rdwJPs

Oxide & Neutrino - Bound 4 Da Reload

Absolute dogst of the worst possible kind!

dpbird90

5,535 posts

191 months

Wednesday 29th April 2009
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To be honest, 99.999999999999% of modern music is st. Occasionally, a decent band will come along; in the 90's it was Oasis, Nirvana, and that was about it. With very few exceptions (GnR immedietly springs to mind), proper music stopped adter 1979; why in modern times can the most useless, fat, talentless making noises barely recognisable as the English language, over what sounds like a st mobile phone ringtone, get a record deal? And what does it say of our society, when little 13 year old chavs seem to idolise the talentless, but then have the cheek to ask "who's Led Zeppelin?" And you know it's bad when my sister thinks that Britney Spears on TOTP (this was a few years ago) was better than The Who at Woodstock; that one almost had me reaching for the shotgun.
That brings me on to another thing; why when these useless tts who by some miracle have got a record deal, do they mime when they are live, and then charge so fking much to allow people to see them doing this? If I want to see someone miming along to a song, I'll get completely wasted, stick Bon Jovi on and find the nearest mirror thanks. Worse still, the BBC used to encourage miming on TOTP; after a visit from The Who which ended in the stage being destroyed, they had to rethink that idea...

Rant over. If you couldn't be bothered to read it let me summarise it. Music should be about putting your heart and soul into every note, rather than getting every penny out of people thick enough to think you're talented.



Before you dismiss me as a grumpy old man, I'm 19.

Tyre_Tread

10,537 posts

217 months

Thursday 30th April 2009
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dpbird90 said:
To be honest, 99.999999999999% of modern music is st. Occasionally, a decent band will come along; in the 90's it was Oasis, Nirvana, and that was about it. With very few exceptions (GnR immedietly springs to mind), proper music stopped adter 1979; why in modern times can the most useless, fat, talentless making noises barely recognisable as the English language, over what sounds like a st mobile phone ringtone, get a record deal? And what does it say of our society, when little 13 year old chavs seem to idolise the talentless, but then have the cheek to ask "who's Led Zeppelin?" And you know it's bad when my sister thinks that Britney Spears on TOTP (this was a few years ago) was better than The Who at Woodstock; that one almost had me reaching for the shotgun.
That brings me on to another thing; why when these useless tts who by some miracle have got a record deal, do they mime when they are live, and then charge so fking much to allow people to see them doing this? If I want to see someone miming along to a song, I'll get completely wasted, stick Bon Jovi on and find the nearest mirror thanks. Worse still, the BBC used to encourage miming on TOTP; after a visit from The Who which ended in the stage being destroyed, they had to rethink that idea...

Rant over. If you couldn't be bothered to read it let me summarise it. Music should be about putting your heart and soul into every note, rather than getting every penny out of people thick enough to think you're talented.



Before you dismiss me as a grumpy old man, I'm 91.
EFA

gtdc

4,259 posts

284 months

Thursday 30th April 2009
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Sir Snaz said:
Hypno-Toad for Prime Miinister!!! .....I like your style cool
I'm loving Hypno Toad - he's saved me having to write all that.

Hypno Toad for world domination.