I can't abide Lady Gaga...

I can't abide Lady Gaga...

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CommanderJameson

Original Poster:

22,096 posts

228 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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...but this is fecking ace.

krazykris88

361 posts

193 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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rofl

thats brilliant!!

okgo

38,356 posts

200 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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What is it?

Not that live lounge POS she did was it? (tube is blocked at work)

Snake the Sniper

2,544 posts

203 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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I don't get it, since I had it running in the background all I heard was Lady Gaga.....

CatherineJ

9,586 posts

245 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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I thought the thing she did in the Live Lounge was brilliant, each to there own I guess.

oldbanger

4,316 posts

240 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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okgo said:
What is it?

Not that live lounge POS she did was it? (tube is blocked at work)
No it's a cover version by a German Humppa band .. inspired

N Dentressangle

3,442 posts

224 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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That's ace.

If you can't see / understand it, it's "Poker face" reworked as a German oompah band song. If you've ever been to a German beer festival you'll know the kind of thing.

They've changed the lyrics to be all about copping off with a Fraulein at Oktoberfest, tempting her with your trouserpanzer etc.:

Pokergesicht - der grosse humppa

as performed by humppa orchestra "Kanalpluslive"
lyrics T Joensuu K Sartori L Wagner

ma ma ma maa

ich habe dir gesagt während octoberfest
du bist eine sehr schöne und baby sexy schatzt ja ja
guck ich zahle wieviel geld mehr ich heute hab'
ein zwei drei ein zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht

ou ou ou - es ist nicht viel - so i trinke bier
ou ou ou - es ist nicht viel - poker ist mein spiel

ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht

po po po po gesicht ma ma ma maa

komm jetzt meine sexy baby ganz schnell rüber hier
der grosser panzer in der hose braucht viel pilsnerbier
mit sauer kraut senf un kartoffelbrei
nicht zu vergessen bommerhuder und gekochtes ei

ou ou ou - ich bin so voll -Â ich will weizenbier
ou ou ou - du bist so geil - ich geh nie weg von dir

ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht

po po po po gesicht ma ma ma maa

ich hab viel zu bier getrunken und sauerkraut gegessen
so ich kan nicht mehr hier draussen mit eigene füsse laufen
ich sage dir trinke mann nicht zu viel bier

ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht

dan1981

17,424 posts

201 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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How do you stop Lady Gaga singing?

Pokerface.

Boom Tish.


jamoor

14,506 posts

217 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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dan1981 said:
How do you stop Lady Gaga singing?

Pokerface.

Boom Tish.
How do you impress her?
Just dance

krallicious

4,312 posts

207 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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N Dentressangle said:
That's ace.

If you can't see / understand it, it's "Poker face" reworked as a German oompah band song. If you've ever been to a German beer festival you'll know the kind of thing.

They've changed the lyrics to be all about copping off with a Fraulein at Oktoberfest, tempting her with your trouserpanzer etc.:

Pokergesicht - der grosse humppa

as performed by humppa orchestra "Kanalpluslive"
lyrics T Joensuu K Sartori L Wagner

ma ma ma maa

ich habe dir gesagt während octoberfest
du bist eine sehr schöne und baby sexy schatzt ja ja
guck ich zahle wieviel geld mehr ich heute hab'
ein zwei drei ein zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht

ou ou ou - es ist nicht viel - so i trinke bier
ou ou ou - es ist nicht viel - poker ist mein spiel

ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht

po po po po gesicht ma ma ma maa

komm jetzt meine sexy baby ganz schnell rüber hier
der grosser panzer in der hose braucht viel pilsnerbier
mit sauer kraut senf un kartoffelbrei
nicht zu vergessen bommerhuder und gekochtes ei

ou ou ou - ich bin so voll -Â ich will weizenbier
ou ou ou - du bist so geil - ich geh nie weg von dir

ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht

po po po po gesicht ma ma ma maa

ich hab viel zu bier getrunken und sauerkraut gegessen
so ich kan nicht mehr hier draussen mit eigene füsse laufen
ich sage dir trinke mann nicht zu viel bier

ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
I couldn't hear what he was saying so thanks for the lyrics. That's fking awesome

[b]komm jetzt meine sexy baby ganz schnell rüber hier
der grosser panzer in der hose braucht viel pilsnerbier[/b] rofl

moleamol

15,887 posts

265 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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I love her as much as I hate her. Definitely would.

Nobody You Know

8,422 posts

195 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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"TrouserPanzer" - Love it. That'll be my new name for the 'man beast'

v3pew

278 posts

195 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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jamoor said:
dan1981 said:
How do you stop Lady Gaga singing?

Pokerface.

Boom Tish.
How do you impress her?
Just dance
And how do you annoy her ?
Poker face smile

davido140

9,614 posts

228 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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royksop have got a lot to answer for.. There's been dozens of these cropping up since this appeared on the internet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzB854Qe1Cs


trooperiziz

9,456 posts

254 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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davido140 said:
royksop have got a lot to answer for.. There's been dozens of these cropping up since this appeared on the internet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzB854Qe1Cs
Somehow I think the brass bands have been doing versions of contempary songs long before Royksop were even formed wink


davido140

9,614 posts

228 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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trooperiziz said:
davido140 said:
royksop have got a lot to answer for.. There's been dozens of these cropping up since this appeared on the internet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzB854Qe1Cs
Somehow I think the brass bands have been doing versions of contempary songs long before Royksop were even formed wink
agreed, but since that one "arrived" there seem to suddenly be many many more cropping up. wink

CO2000

3,177 posts

211 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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CatherineJ said:
I thought the thing she did in the Live Lounge was brilliant, each to there own I guess.
Sung this well as well so to speak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwdXnlvUe3I&fea...

The Excession

11,669 posts

252 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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N Dentressangle said:
That's ace.

If you can't see / understand it, it's "Poker face" reworked as a German oompah band song. If you've ever been to a German beer festival you'll know the kind of thing.

They've changed the lyrics to be all about copping off with a Fraulein at Oktoberfest, tempting her with your trouserpanzer etc.:

Pokergesicht - der grosse humppa

as performed by humppa orchestra "Kanalpluslive"
lyrics T Joensuu K Sartori L Wagner

ma ma ma maa

ich habe dir gesagt während octoberfest
du bist eine sehr schöne und baby sexy schatzt ja ja
guck ich zahle wieviel geld mehr ich heute hab'
ein zwei drei ein zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben acht

ou ou ou - es ist nicht viel - so i trinke bier
ou ou ou - es ist nicht viel - poker ist mein spiel

ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht

po po po po gesicht ma ma ma maa

komm jetzt meine sexy baby ganz schnell rüber hier
der grosser panzer in der hose braucht viel pilsnerbier
mit sauer kraut senf un kartoffelbrei
nicht zu vergessen bommerhuder und gekochtes ei

ou ou ou - ich bin so voll -Â ich will weizenbier
ou ou ou - du bist so geil - ich geh nie weg von dir

ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht

po po po po gesicht ma ma ma maa

ich hab viel zu bier getrunken und sauerkraut gegessen
so ich kan nicht mehr hier draussen mit eigene füsse laufen
ich sage dir trinke mann nicht zu viel bier

ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
ich habe sauerkraut in meinen lederhosen - pokergesicht
Please full translation, my CSE in German only gives me about 40% of that....

redtwin

7,518 posts

184 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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Just watched that and she obviously has a gift, just a shame that the industry is such that she has to resorts to gimmicks and "image" to make it as a singer.

I watched her on Johnny Ross and the thing with the tea cup and her great pains to get it into every camera shot was tedious. I did come away with the thought that she was a pop or style "creation", but I see I was wrong about her actual talent.

I will always appreciate true singing talent even if it means having to put up with the packaging.

okgo

38,356 posts

200 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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redtwin said:
Just watched that and she obviously has a gift, just a shame that the industry is such that she has to resorts to gimmicks and "image" to make it as a singer.

I watched her on Johnny Ross and the thing with the tea cup and her great pains to get it into every camera shot was tedious. I did come away with the thought that she was a pop or style "creation", but I see I was wrong about her actual talent.

I will always appreciate true singing talent even if it means having to put up with the packaging.
Not being funny but what she does in the live lounge is something many many people can do. She is nothing special and the fact she has to resort to that utter ste that continues to dominate the airwaves (English public fail) unfortunately means I can never take her seriously. Not that it will bother her with her no.1 album.