Worst album covers EVER

Worst album covers EVER

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kellys hero

544 posts

250 months

Sunday 11th September 2016
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HowMuchLonger said:
To answer that question I give you Chumbawamba's Anarchy album:
Beaten to it, was the first album cover I thought of when I saw this thread. Great album too.

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

12,939 posts

100 months

Sunday 11th September 2016
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Can't believe no one's posted this classic yet!


Funk

26,274 posts

209 months

Sunday 11th September 2016
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But wait....there's more!






























Mr Snrub

24,977 posts

227 months

Thursday 1st December 2016
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Saw this, thought of this thread.


Halmyre

11,193 posts

139 months

Thursday 1st December 2016
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Just...wrong...


gforceg

3,524 posts

179 months

Thursday 1st December 2016
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Mr Snrub said:
Saw this, thought of this thread.

st a brick! These are all fabulously bad but this one caught my eye. Apparently this came out in 2013! It'd be more forgivable if it was from the 70s but...errr, Photoshop anyone?



Edited by gforceg on Thursday 1st December 21:43

droopsnoot

11,927 posts

242 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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In comparison to some of their other sleeves which have been frankly great, these two duffers from a favourite of mine:

First, the "keep fit" sleeve for "The Collection 1977-1982". Original test artwork had a sleeve that emulated the earlier "Live (X-Cert)" album and was much, much nicer, and used in some other countries and for some shop window displays. Inexplicably the local ones had this stunner. Anyone guess the link between the sleeve and the contents, a "greatest hits" compilation? No, nor me.



And then a few years later, from the "what? we need a new album cover from scratch? We were just going out to lunch" school of graphic design, the clip-art magnificence of "About Time". It even features the spurious white line around the band logo, reminiscent of cheap knock-off T-shirts that need it to stop the red bleeding through onto the background.


Halmyre

11,193 posts

139 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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droopsnoot said:
In comparison to some of their other sleeves which have been frankly great, these two duffers from a favourite of mine:

First, the "keep fit" sleeve for "The Collection 1977-1982". Original test artwork had a sleeve that emulated the earlier "Live (X-Cert)" album and was much, much nicer, and used in some other countries and for some shop window displays. Inexplicably the local ones had this stunner. Anyone guess the link between the sleeve and the contents, a "greatest hits" compilation? No, nor me.

Yes, that one's pretty bad. This one was getting a bit of a ragging in another forum - Renaissance, A Song for All Seasons. It's not bad as such, more bland, and I'd never have guessed Hipgnosis were involved:



K12beano

20,854 posts

275 months

Friday 9th December 2016
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Have we enjoyed this yet?



Mr Snrub

24,977 posts

227 months

Friday 9th December 2016
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i don't think they quite get the meaning of a quartet....

GetCarter

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29,377 posts

279 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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K12beano said:
Have we enjoyed this yet?


Brilliant.

Added to my site.

CanAm

9,197 posts

272 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Can't believe no one's posted this classic yet!

Is that a young Griff Rhys Jones in drag on the right?

K12beano

20,854 posts

275 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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GetCarter said:
Brilliant.

Added to my site.
(...on the basis it's suddenly "doing the rounds" I assume that was actually made up ... I certainly don't have any evidence for provenance...)

Halmyre

11,193 posts

139 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Mr Snrub said:
i don't think they quite get the meaning of a quartet....
Or, it makes you wonder just how unphotogenic the fourth member really is...

GetCarter

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29,377 posts

279 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Halmyre said:
Or, it makes you wonder just how unphotogenic the fourth member really is...
Well, someone had to take the photo...

Mr Snrub

24,977 posts

227 months

Saturday 10th December 2016
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Unless they're being metaphysical and the fourth member is Jesus. But it's probably because they're from the Deep South and the woman is his wife and sister.

TedMaul

2,092 posts

213 months

Sunday 11th December 2016
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Mr Snrub said:
i don't think they quite get the meaning of a quartet....
Or being crucified.....

Ganglandboss

8,307 posts

203 months

Wednesday 28th June 2017
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droopsnoot

11,927 posts

242 months

Friday 30th March 2018
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This just appeared on my Facebook page, though I believe this isn't the band featuring John Ellis on guitar, who had some success with "Automatic Lover".


K12beano

20,854 posts

275 months

Sunday 22nd April 2018
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Have we had: