Misheard song lyrics - "Calling Cheryl Baker"

[adam85]

Had a chortle at some of these over lunch : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O4jEhAKKLk

[shirt]

the bucketheads - da bomb

peas,pie, pudding, chips and ri-i-i-i-ice.

[these sounds fall into my mind]

[RDE]

How perfectly timed. I was revealed to be a dunce by looking up the lyrics to a Glasvegas song yesterday.

What I thought it said:

I won't be the only one,
Sitting on my own inside,
A 50 year old and an astronaut I had


Actual lyrics:

I won't be the lonely one,
Sitting on my own and sad,
A 50 year old reminiscing what I had


In my defence they are Glaswegian.

Edited by RDE on Monday 24th August 23:14

[TheEnd]

My lover's got no money, he's got his trampoline

Gala - free from desire

I ain't no Harley Fat girl - Gwen Stefani

and of course, Rolf Harris' water safety song, Tiny Kangaroos drown.

[The Hypno-Toad]

What? This far in and no Abba - Supertrooper?

"All I do is st and sleep and sing,"

"When I called you last night from Tescos,"

[Devilstreak]

TheEnd said:

My lover's got no money, he's got his trampoline

Gala - free from desire

I've always known they were the wrong words but i still sing them haha.. sounds better..

[JonRB]

The Hypno-Toad said:

What? This far in and no Abba - Supertrooper?

Not misheard as such, but when my sis and I were kids we used to deliberately sing "pooper scooper" instead.

[Dai Capp]

U2 'Sleep comes like a drug in Gods gumtree' which I'm reliably informed should be in Gods Country...

DC

[t84]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psDNiEYefnY

[t84]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNLDLyeepVs

[PaulHogan]

Whitney - I'm shaving off my muff for you

[Plotloss]

All I've gotta do is butter my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend.

[Plotloss]

Oh and 'The last known survivor dunks his bread in the night'

[Coco H]

Plotloss said:

Oh and 'The last known survivor dunks his bread in the night'

Stop it I have a weak bladder

[JonRB]

Plotloss said:

Oh and 'The last known survivor dunks his bread in the night'

[brum]

Ace thread

[ratbane]

The vocalist in a covers band which I was in during my teens used to think the a certain line in Stairway to Heaven was "..If there's a bus stop in your hedgerow, Don't be alarmed now". -

Edited by ratbane on Wednesday 26th August 09:55

Edited by ratbane on Wednesday 26th August 09:56

[JakeR]

Desmond Dekker Israelites: 'me ears are alight'

[JonRB]

JakeR said:

Desmond Dekker Israelites: 'me ears are alight'

Blimey. There's a 48 hour echo in here.

JonRB said:

Ohhhhhhhhh, my ears are alight

[JakeR]

JonRB said:

JakeR said:

Desmond Dekker Israelites: 'me ears are alight'

Blimey. There's a 48 hour echo in here.

JonRB said:

Ohhhhhhhhh, my ears are alight

D'OH! sorry... didnt notice... at least I've given the song title for those who couldnt guess.

Another one for you just to say sorry... (shamelessly cribbed I'm afraid)

'...might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove...'