Seriously Embarassed Range Rover

Seriously Embarassed Range Rover

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Vanin

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1,010 posts

166 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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Friend came round with 2010 Range Rover, took him down to a very moderate hill on some recently rained on grass.
Two and a half tons came to a halt just before the brow having selected every option on the dial. All season tyres, but it was the weight and clay soil which beat it.

Three quarters of a ton of sweet little Panda 4x4 however not only towed the RR over the hill but hardly left a mark




TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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<applause>
I really would like a Panda 4x4.

storminnorman

2,357 posts

152 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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Some old bat locally drives a panda 4x4. I'm so green every time I see it

Wollemi

326 posts

132 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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What tyres did the RR have on? Some RRs have very road oriented tyres that are no good at all off tarmac. With half decent tyres a RR can be very competent indeed.

norm4n

46 posts

220 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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Haha brilliant story

mph1977

12,467 posts

168 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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'all seasons' tyres so road tyres basically ...

V8forweekends

2,481 posts

124 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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Wollemi said:
What tyres did the RR have on? Some RRs have very road oriented tyres that are no good at all off tarmac. With half decent tyres a RR can be very competent indeed.
More to the point - what tyres did the Fiat have on ? smile

Wollemi

326 posts

132 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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What tyres did the RR have on? Some RRs have very road oriented tyres that are no good at all off tarmac. With half decent tyres a RR can be very competent indeed.

norm4n

46 posts

220 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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Fiat is so light it drove over the frosty crust

rallycross

12,787 posts

237 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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Over weight, brash, crass tasteless TOWIE status symbol saved by little old italian style icon.

Vanin

Original Poster:

1,010 posts

166 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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The little Panda pulls well above its weight and in true Brit tradition I always support the underdog.
I know full well there are another set of conditions where the RR would win and I have a great respect for that vehicle.
I was just demonstrating to my London based friend that the RR is not invincible and that weight becomes a factor that overrules other effects such as choice of tyre or diff locks.

On sticky clay soils the tread of most off road tyres will fill up and not clear. These soils are the kind that when you walk across the ploughed land in your wellies in the right conditions they will end up weighing twice as much and leave you spending ages trying to clean the glue like substance off before you return to your nice clean car!
I am not sure what tyres he had on but I know they were all season.

The Panda has Michelin town and country which seem to clear a lot better than some of the more knobbly ones.

But the real point here is that the Panda never cut through to the clay as it was not heavy enough

Sarge 4x4

2,371 posts

205 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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You should have got a photo of towing the R/Rover up the hill. laugh

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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norm4n said:
Fiat is so light it drove over the frosty crust
That's going to be a big part of it - just look at the tracks. Green/white for the Fiat, brown for the Rangie once it started to struggle.

Martin4x4

6,506 posts

132 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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Are those track on the left his?

If so the problem was the driver, too heavy with his right foot.

Jonny_

4,125 posts

207 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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Awesome little things. As a kid I remember seeing one at a local quarry "4x4 Fun Day", nipping up slopes that bigger machines couldn't manage.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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Martin4x4 said:
Are those track on the left his?

If so the problem was the driver, too heavy with his right foot.
Would the TC even allow that?

powerstroke

10,283 posts

160 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Wollemi said:
What tyres did the RR have on? Some RRs have very road oriented tyres that are no good at all off tarmac. With half decent tyres a RR can be very competent indeed.
So could a transit van !! But yes its all about the tyres !!

Always funny when some chav in a expensive 4x4 fails to proceed biggrin:

LouD86

3,279 posts

153 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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I love it when you get to pull expensive machinery out. My disco with its primitive 4wd system, no electronic aids was pulling an L322 for over 1/2 mile of greenlanes the other week. So much fun to see the front of his truck covered in my spoils! Plus, the V8 sounded lovely under load!

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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TooMany2cvs said:
Martin4x4 said:
Are those track on the left his?

If so the problem was the driver, too heavy with his right foot.
Would the TC even allow that?
Yes. Given sufficient right footage, the power will eventually get split to all four wheels and simply spin them up.
TC is a driver aid, not a miracle.

Martin4x4

6,506 posts

132 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Crossflow Kid said:
TooMany2cvs said:
Martin4x4 said:
Are those track on the left his?

If so the problem was the driver, too heavy with his right foot.
Would the TC even allow that?
Yes. Given sufficient right footage, the power will eventually get split to all four wheels and simply spin them up.
TC is a driver aid, not a miracle.
Yes, this. If the traction control is cutting in, it is because the wheels are losing traction because of too much throttle. If you are losing traction on wet grass the response should be less throttle.