Pepper Spray!

[Chilli]

Is it illegal over here? The Mrs wants some....long story.

[K666ADM]

Just carry a can of Brut deoderant, that stuff will give a heck a painful pink eye. You could try to find some sex panther if you need something a little stronger.

But seriously, never seen it out here - but you can get the mini air horn panic things, the bhin loud screamers to draw attention, might be a okay solution.

[jas xjr]

Can of ralgex or deep heat is a good , legal, alternative

[Asterix]

My missus wanted a rape alarm, so the next morning I pinned her down, put my hand over her mouth, slipped it in and whispered in her ear, 'wake up'.

[Hitch78]

Glad I'd just about finished my coffee when I opened this up today. Brilliant.